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❀ Kid x F!Reader ❀

❀ N.SFW ❀ 73.9k Words ❀

❀ Modern AU ❀ Ongoing ❀

❀ Serial Updated Every Other Monday! ❀ ❀ A two week break every 5 chapters ❀

❀ Playlist: YouTube or Spotify ❀

❀ Read on Ao3 ❀ WattPad ❀

❀ Chapter 1 - "I Wanna Be Yours"

After years apart, Kid is reunited with you, his first love since childhood. You flaunt yourself in front of him, reminding him of why he wanted you for so long. However, the glaring reminder of why he never acted on his feelings walks in the door.

❀ Chapter 2 - "Brutal Hearts"

Kid wakes up on the couch to you sneaking back in after your dates. Once you steal his shirt and clean up, you both reminisce and catch up, stirring up his feelings as you open up about the painful reason you left your ex-fiance. Can Kid keep his hands to himself, or are you the one who spurs him on?

❀ Chapter 3 - "Ashes"

You and Kid fuck. That’s it, that’s the chapter.

❀ Chapter 4 - "Post Break-Up Sex"

Morning afters are totally great when one wakes up alone. In the sobering light of day, you and Kid have to confront what happened, and Killer…

❀ Chapter 5 - "You Could Be Mine"

You and kid set some ground rules and began a friends with benefits arrangement on the DL. Even still, he seems just about ready to drop anything to come see you, even if his roommates find it suspicious.

❀ Chapter 6 - "Through the Dark"

It’s Shitty Cinema Sibling Night, and Kid is invited. A night of food and spa treatments, and Kid and Killer wrestling for no real reason. The three of you settle in after Kid wins rights to the recliner. Killer falls asleep, you make a bold move to cozy up to Kid with your brother still in the room.

❀ Chapter 7 - "My Desire"

When Killer hosts a backyard barbecue for his friends, and yours tag a long, Kid starts to show off his body rather blatantly playing sports with the boys. None of this goes unnoticed, but Killer’s blood starts to boil when someone starts to show more than a friendly interest in you.

❀ Chapter 8 - "Chronicles of a Fallen Love"

Caught red handed, Bon Clay and Bonney convince Kid to come out with you to the club with the looming threat of exposing your secrets. You do your best to try and get kid to enjoy himself, but can he get over the secret being out?

❀ Chapter 9 - Candace to Arms/The Scotsman

The day of the Highland Games has arrived, and Kid is in a terrible mood. Between jealousy and awkwardness, he seems to struggle through the day. But it is when a bombshell of information lands in yours and your brother's lap that really sets the day off.

❀ Chapter 10 - Up The Spout

You and Killer have not talked to anyone in a week since you found out about your Step-Mom's pregnancy. Kid comes over with some beers to find Killer in his feels, and the two get down to business with more drinking. In a drunken state, Kid confronts you in the middle of the night on some fears he has.

❀ Chapter 11 - Pressure

While telling you about some recent developments with his roommates, Kid notices you are distracted. He is surprised to find someone from your not so distant past is bothering you, and takes it into his own hands to comfort you.

❀ Chapter 12 - Leave Me Alone

Kid answered your ex's phone call, and after taunting him and sending him into a near blind rage, Kid gets an idea of how to torture your ex further when you get out of the shower.

❀ Chapter 13 - Paint it Gold

Killer has a big choice to make that he confides in you for. The two of you spend a nice evening together and talk, which makes you start to realize that you have your own elephant in the room to address.

❀ Chapter 14 - Hero/Heroine

With your brother out of town, Kid wastes no time in being at your side for time alone together. When Bon Clay invites both of you over for a fancy dinner at his place. A handsome stranger makes Kid come to the realization that he needs to tell you how he feels, and asks for advice from an unlikely source.

❀ Chapter 15 - Follow Me Back

Kid’s time alone with you is like a dream come true. No sneaking, no hiding, no secrets. Planning an elaborate evening, he plans on finally telling you how he feels. However, when face to face with the truth and the reality, he struggles on whether or not he can do it.

❀ Chapter 16 - Hellfire

Your long romantic weekend with Kid comes to a close when you have to return to work. Nobody likes Mondays, especially when your terrible boss forces a meeting at the end of the day. Thank god you have Kid to distract you from your work.

❀ Chapter 17 - Fools In Love

With your meeting over, you take a page from Kid's book and decide to take matters into your own hands, doling out a fair and just punishment. In the aftermath of your bliss, the two of you come to the reality that there really could be something more between the two of you.

❀ Chapter 18 - Unfold

(Coming 11/06/2023)

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Kindness can buy someone one more day, so be kind to each other today, okay?

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And now imagine.. A Clone a Willy Kit.

So you first make him make a copy of his exact dick. And THEN make him watch.

Wouldn't that be fun?

aurora buys a dildo as close in dimension to swiss' cock as she can manage, then makes him sit and watch her fuck herself with it until he cries and begs

oh and she moans and whines for him to fuck her harder while maintaining a steady pace, then glares at his teary-eyed face when it never happens

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Yoo.. Psst!

The maker of One Piece even confirmed that the clown can dissamble his dick.

Thought that would be nice to know ;)

btw once again to no one’s surprise i am attracted to that fucking owl from helluva boss 😐 so i got the clown from one piece, the wolf from puss in boots and the owl from helluva boss all in one year god damn. not to mention the fucking ghouls. great year for monsterfucking i guess

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nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

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Ask my muse anything you want on anon!

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tell me in the tags

hoops or studs/sunset or sunrise/heels or flats/cherry or blueberry/perfume or bodyspray/night in or night out/cooking or baking/tequila or vodka/ penne or spaghetti/autumn or spring/festival or concert/gold or silver

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On behalf of the One Piece community, we are sorry to the clown phobic for the side Buggy. As for the clown fuckers, I dunno, do your own thing.

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So. How does this thing here work again?

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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

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Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

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Happy birthday Cora-san! 🖤

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*cracks wrist like glowstick* …where did that morning sun come from?

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id like to personally thank the animators for kamazou’s thighs

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i drew this for chap 950 when it came out but forgot to post

i love them. tears were totally shed

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Eustass “Zackenprinz” Kidd

Luffy calls Kidd in the german Translation “Zackenprinz” and I love it!

I would translate it kind of as “Spike Prince” or “Spiky prince” and its my second favorite to just calling him Tulipe ~

It also reminds me how he perfectly fits in a group with Vegeta and Bakugou *lol*

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My dog and I wish you all a happy new year! May 2020 treat you well!