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does this on your dash
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noah fence but how do u win the whole ass stanley cup and the only thing u can talk about is connor and the oilers. they鈥檙e living rent free up in there girl damn
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reblog with the worst words to refer to a cock in a smut fic
#I鈥檝e started to say turgid member in real life and men hate it#you saying your member鈥檚 not turgid? 馃え
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keep dreaming mr mcdavid u will get them next time
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is no one else sick at the thought of sam bennett conn smythe
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lil connor mcdavid
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go ahead atheists... would you hit him out of the park for a million dollars?
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things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:
how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40
sometimes your soulmate is a man
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dynamic duo
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Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schr枚dinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.
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