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New Episode!

For the first time since 2017, YOUR OTTAWA SENATORS ARE IN THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS! To celebrate the occasion, we have joined forces with the Zubcast to deliver the crossover episode of your dreams. Experience pure sports joy alongside us as we predict the Sens' most notable playoff performers, imagine the best ways the Sens could embarrass the Leafs, and so much more.

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big plans in store for our playoff preview. stay tuned next week.

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New Episode!

our gift to all of you this holiday season is a NEW EPISODE all about how GOOD THE SENS ARE because they're so good you guys they're SO good

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New Episode!

Booktok girlssssss, assemble!

Have you ever wanted to know what REALLY goes on in the Ottawa Senators' press box? Well then this episode is for you. Join us for a full debrief of Beata's experience being credentialed for a few Sens games, for some reason, including a review of press box beverages and a behind-the-scenes look at how post-game media scrums actually work.

Then, we discuss some of the not-so-shocking truths revealed in the latest "Sens call out other teams" video, and make fun of John Tavares for his magical amulet.

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Josh Norris and telling his teammates he loves them.

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New Episode!

A new Sens season is on the horizon, and that means it's time for our season predictions. Joined by one of our favourite posters, Twitter user nuckssleepdemon, we make sure none of our listeners will ever make a single penny off of sports gambling, as we give our takes on the Sens' record, the leading goalscorer, and other, equally normal and serious questions going into the 2024-25 season.

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it's time for another MAILBAG EPISODE! Want to know our thoughts on the current sens roster? Need a horse girl to explain equestrian sports to you? Leave us an ask and we will try to answer all your questions, no matter how bizarre!

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it's time for another MAILBAG EPISODE! Want to know our thoughts on the current sens roster? Need a horse girl to explain equestrian sports to you? Leave us an ask and we will try to answer all your questions, no matter how bizarre!

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New Episode!

Professional podcast guest Matt Bosty joins the show to hash out his twitter beef with one of our hosts and give his thoughts on various sens offseason related topics, including Korpisalo's eyesight, Jakob Chychrun's thirst for raw milk, and Spartacat's eternal youth.

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New Episode!

Captain Clutch? More like... more like captain UNclutch. Listen to us break down the end of the Leafs, PWHL Montreal AND PWHL Toronto seasons.

Then it's time for the 2024 Amelnykan Awards!

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New Episode!

SORRY FOR NOT POSTING THE LAST TWO EPISODES WE JUST FORGOT

Anyways, welcome to episode Dylan Gambrell but, in a much more real sense, welcome to episode Chappell Roan. In this episode, the Sens have given us nothing to talk about, so listen to our Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess  takes for 15 minutes. 

Then, to actually start the episode, we give our rapid fire input on some Twitter discourse that we have seen recently.

Next, we discuss PWHL Ottawa and give our mid-season(ish) grades out and predict the PWHL awards recipients for this season.

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New Episode!

You listened to our Leafs hater hour episode last year. Now, get ready for the sequel, as we bask in the glory of the Sens' recent victories over their rivals, and Beata complains about the conduct of Montreal fans at PWHL games.

We also discuss the upcoming All-Star game, and propose an important change to the format.

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New Episode!

Happy New Year! It's the one year anniversary of this podcast and we are excited to talk about exactly one professional hockey team located in Ottawa!

In this episode, we recap PWHL Ottawa's first two games and general excellent vibes including their on-ice play and off-ice content.

Next, in honour of this podcast's anniversary, we go through our favourite moments from the past year. We also begrudgingly talk about the team this podcast is named for and discuss how the Sens failed nearly all of the resolutions we gave them in our very first episode. What does this mean for feminism?

Finally, we give our ins, outs, and trend predictions for 2024.

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obsessed with this silver seven article that couldn't find anything nice to say about the sens so they said nothing at all. i want to spend the next 24 hours thinking of businesses the sens could open. jakob chychrun's shawarma restaurants. ridly greig's real estate agent services. joonas korpisalo's beavertail stand. tim stützle's soft serve ice cream. jake sanderson's airport motel. claude giroux's sketchy phone repair. mathieu joseph's store that only sells phone cases for some reason. parker kelly's sunglasses hut.

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New Episode!

The Ottawa Senators won their games in Sweden then came back and fell apart... where have we heard this one before? In this episode we recap the Sens Sweden trip including Erik Brännström's iconic goal, Alfie beating everyone at padel, and Josh Norris learning a new language. Then, we discuss their return to Ottawa, where they decided to be bad again. 

We also give our takes on recent PWHL jersey discourse (spoilers: Ottawa's is the best).

Then, we talk about the Sens revealing how they picked their numbers and Thomas Chabot being a math genius.

Finally, we discuss the Tkachuk brothers fighting each other by proxy.

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zub?

zub.

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we respect exactly 30 people