elkeevez

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remember how fucking pathetic they made William in the silver eyes? thats exactly how i want him.

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happy 4 year anniversary of terrance zdunich blocking me

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Mini repo poster dump cuz I can.. I luv these oh so much!! When I get my hands on a printer OH WE RUNNIN OUTTA INK 😭🙏🤞

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behind every single dad is a singler, more evil single dad

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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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Trans activists in Mexico City, protesting violence against the LGBTQ community.

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thinking (-1) about characters is so fun gu(-1)ys trust

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🖤🥀🖤

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Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.

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i have to be honest i think it's really offensive to reduce female characters' breast sizes. because you know...women with big breasts exist. like me for example. it's not like our existence is offensive. conventionally attractive women existing and not wearing super conservative outfits is not like, sexist against women, lol. another example of people trying to be """""feminist""""" in a really dumbass and ignorant way.

if you want to celebrate body diversity, this is not the way.

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whoops I didn’t yet post pavi art….. he looks like a drag queen good for him

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Imagine you’re a scientist trying to cure cancer and while dissecting bodies that were donated to this cause, one of them just gets up like “sup’ man” and they all start walking around like nothing happened. You take your eyes off them for 2 seconds to call their families, look back and they’ve all melted into each other. This is what happened to Alphys Undertale

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Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

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I made an art fight account :3

idk how much I’ll be able to play but yknow if people interact with me I’ll feel the need to do more wink wink!!

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why did I ever stop talking about Loki I think I should be talking about them a Lot More. And thinking anbout them. and looking at them. Mostly looking at them. and their tits

matching her fuckass dilf now

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this post is currently common rarity. in 5 minutes though I'm going to edit this post to be shiny, limited edition foil. I'll edit it back to normal one minute later so best of luck getting yourself a shiny copy