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Me if I was getting Hunted by Santa Barbara Ellie

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shotgun in my mouth the next time i search ellie williams on here and see joel miller smut.

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They created more outrage over absurd accusations against Palestinians of rape than actual rapes that 'Israel' blatantly commits against Palestinians and doesn't even bother denying.

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Okay.. but like, loser ellie but she’s also a stoner and explains the entire lore of spider man to you while you’re trying to have seggs and she’s like stoned out of her mind and yapping about literally spider man 😭

before you read!!

☆: THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY IM CRYING LMFAO had me dying for like 10 mins straight. this is longer than intended bc im a yapper as we know, and i kinda don't know much of the spiderman lore (and you can def tell oops)…BUT I LOVE THE WAY YOUR MIND WORKS NONNIE.

◇: sfw but suggestive themes. warning: FAR from my best work, just wanted to keep momentum going ig. basically just fluff, lots of buildup as usual SORRY i have to establish a plot before we get to the good stuff…they're of age obviously, their relationship is left vague/up for interpretation so fill in the blanks w/ your own thoughts! “babe” pet name usage, consumption of weed, duh. ok i suppose that's all. OH AND SBWM REFERENCE HAHAHA (shameless self plug :3) + 1.0k wc.

One nice, regular night, chilling at Ellie’s humble abode, getting high, the usual Friday evening activities. You both were laying down in her bed, wrapped up in her dinosaur bedsheets of course, you were resting your head on her chest, occasionally coughing and swatting away the residual smoke that lingered in the air.

The weed had made your head fuzzy and your mouth drier than the Sahara desert, but despite all the not-so-great things, you loved to get high with Ellie.

Sometimes you'd fuck, sometimes you'd talk about life and reminisce about the good, the bad, and the ugly, and sometimes you'd just lay there to enjoy each other's company.

She was so warm and comfortable, you simply wished to merge bodies and become one with her, to make a home inside her ribcage even. You'd be perfectly fine just napping there on her cushiony chest, listening to her steady heartbeat and slow intakes of breath, if it wasn't for the familiar ache of need between your legs.

Shifting to look up at her, she was so incredibly zooted out of her mind, you found it hilarious. Chunky glasses covered in fingerprint smudges and sitting crooked atop her nose, eyes blood-red and so heavy lidded, you'd have thought she was asleep had you not taken a closer look.

You lifted yourself up and pressed your lips to the side of her pink cheek, repeatedly kissing her soft, smooth skin. She let out a husky giggle, her voice all hoarse and crackly from the substance. “Hiiii.”

She dragged out the vowel, grinning widely at you. Her smile was infectious, and you laughed at her state. Burying your face again in the crook of her neck, you mumbled, “Hi Ellie…you're so cute.”

Tangled up together, you kissed her some more on her neck, wanting to be as close as possible to her. She sighed, and angled her head to give you better access to more surface area. “That feels nice.” She'd slur, and you were pretty turned on at this point, to say the least.

It was worth asking. “Ellie…do you wanna fuckkk?” You whisper against her ear, and watch in delight as the bright-red blush spreads across her entire face like a wildfire, even reaching her collar, and spreading underneathyour shirt. “Um, yeah, duh. C’mere.”

You pressed a sloppy kiss to her lips, tangling your hands in her auburn locks and parting your puffy lips to invite her tongue in, not noticing the spit dribble down your chin where your faces met. Her breathing quickened immediately, and she whined into your mouth, the kisses getting even messier to the point where your teeth were clinking together, so you backed away for a breather.

The two of you shifted positions so she was now on top of you, resting her hand on your hip, thumb rubbing small circles. She moved in to initiate more lip-locking, but pulled away abruptly.

“Babe I forgot to tell you, so y’know Peter Parker, right?” And there she goes.

“Yeah, yeah I know him, can you just-” You try to rush past the beginnings of her rambling, because you knew once she got started, there was no end in sight. At least for a while.

You tried pulling her in to meet your lips again by the back of her head, but were met with lots of resistance. She seemed to look more alert now, a miracle. The power of superheroes!

She shuffled off of you and sat upright, assuming a cross-legged position, clearly not noticing your exasperated huffs and purposely obnoxious eye rolling, and the fact that there was a whole-ass human, half undressed, horny girl on her bed right there in front of her, who was slowly losing patience.

Ellie just went to her own world. Her eyes sparkled with passionate wonder as she thought about the series so dear to her heart. “Okay I rewatched all the movies a few days ago and I noticed something new…”

You were ready to give up what you originally had in mind, she was too far gone. She talked and talked endlessly, and you had to feign interest, nodding along and murmuring, “Mhm, yeah Els. Wow that's cool. Huh, never knew.” As enthusiastically as you could, so she didn't feel like she wasn't being listened to.

It was worth noting too though, when she started info-dumping about her interests she really was adorable, an excitement in her grassy eyes you never see otherwise, gesturing wildly with her hands and mapping out ideas to make it easy for someone who's never seen any of it to digest all this new information.

“...And then, in the movies Into the Spiderverse and Across the Spiderverse, there's this character called Gwen Stacy.”

She stops to cough and clear her throat, now seemingly appearing to completely forget that you were even there.

“And- oh yeah! She's also in the comics and ugh she's awesome, I really love her suit. It's got a hood on it…if I were to have a spider suit, it would be her style. Hm, it would also be mostly like, green…with red accents, ah I'm gonna show you all the sketches I made of it. But anyway…”

To be completely honest, you've been out of the mood for enough time now, and you've come to the realization that it actually didn't bother you.

This was Ellie, and you loved her for her! There was always next time you two met for a smoke session, you just loved spending time with someone so treasured such as her, and you'd be lying to say the Spiderman world wasn't a little interesting.

"That's so cool, wait. Okay can you explain the timeline of it all, oh and also how do all these different movies interact, is it the same universe, or something like the multiverse I think you mentioned?”

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✂️ with ellie where ur both just desperate and losing ur minds tg maybe no dom/sub roles (if u want) <3

CUT, CHEW, CUM!

before you read!!

☆: erm ok idk if this has been written before (really have no clue, never seen it and couldn't find any.) but this idea came to me one horny 4am haze (post nut clarity? i only know post nut fic ideas OKAY JEEZUS anyway) so had to jot it down immediately lol. inspired by those aphrodisiac chocolates you can get. thinking of the title was a pain and a half…PLS DONT SUE ME THIS IS JUST A MEASLY LIL FIC THANK YOU.

♧: 2.2k wc

◇: SMUT!! this is literally just pure filth, sorry :3 with a little whisper of plot because yes. lots of build up (well, this is a pluto fic after all, what do you expect…i can't not yap ok), modern au, established relationship, nipple play, scissoring/tribbing, not really any roles they're just tryna get each other off, squirting, whiny ellie (yum), “baby” pet name, brief description of body hair (it's hot, ion wanna hear it!), masturbation ig (for like one second LMAO), ik the graphic is hideous but i can't be arsed, i dunno they're literally just fuckin like animals…i’m genuinely embarrassed.

Ellie watched over your shoulder as you turned over the crinkly packet, reading the warnings and table of contents. “Huh, you really think this is gonna work?” She asked quizzically, a tremendous amount of sarcasm in her tone . “I have no idea, it's probably just some placebo type of thing. but where's the harm in giving it a try anyway?” You replied, excited to see what was gonna happen. The chocolates looked completely unassuming: see-through plastic packaging, milk chocolate substance, shaped into a classic chocolate bar shape. Totally normal. Well, apart from the product name—CUT, CHEW, CUM! in all caps. Yeah that was discreet.

“It says…some ingredient names I can't pronounce, it works in about 20-40 minutes, and the effects last up to three hours, nice.” You read aloud the back of the packaging. “C’mon open it already, I wanna try them.” Ellie grumbled, beginning to get impatient.

It was a regular Saturday night—the two of you were bored and had absolutely no plans, but snatched these interesting treats up while perusing a store earlier, and were thoroughly intrigued, wondering what they were all about. She took them from your hands and roughly tore open the package, someone was in a hurry.

“Impatient, much?” Ellie rolled her eyes, handing you a rectangle of the dessert. You both sniffed it, nothing out of the ordinary. Then popped it in your mouths at the same time. It tasted fine, you wouldn't think twice about it. That would make a funny prank, replacing regular chocolates with these, you think to yourself.

Ellie shrugged at you, her face expressionless. Mouth stuffed with the sweet, “It’s just chocolate, did you get scammed? I’m gonna beat that fucker up.” But it came out garbled, and you understood maybe a third of what she said, blinking at her blankly.

Swallowing it and looking at her watch, “Alright let's see what happens in like half an hour, if anything. I doubt it'll work, to be totally honest, this shit's just a cash grab.” Ellie made her way over to the couch, patting the space next to her, where you quickly bounded over and cuddled up to her. You turned on an episode of your favorite comedy show—with a precise half-hour runtime—and leaned on your Ellie, enjoying her closeness and warmth.

Now that the treats went down the hatch, there was nothing else to do apart from wait and see if something was going to happen. 

You weren't looking at the time to see how much time had passed, but you began to feel a little jittery. The episode was nearing the end, and you were still leaning on Ellie. You felt some very light symptoms of arousal, they almost weren't even there. Like a slight increased heart rate and you felt rather warm in the face and limbs.

The way you had leaned on her, resting your head on her shoulder, gave you easy access to her neck, which was your favorite spot to kiss. You weren't paying much mind to Ellie, your eyes were trained on the television screen—this was one of the best comedies after all, but because she was right there, and you love your girlfriend, you kissed her on the side of her neck, right on her pulse point.

She smelled really good, she smelled of her beloved pine soap, so you kissed her some more, ever so gently taking the delicate skin in between your teeth, sucking on it and tasting her. Suddenly the show wasn't keeping your attention anymore, there was only her.

You shifted more to the right to get closer to her, pressing up against her side and burying your face in her. What broke you out of your pseudo-trance however, was feeling Ellie's nails dig into the meat of your thigh, and you faintly heard her breathing hitch as well. She had a vice grip on your leg, her knuckles turning a milky white.

“You okay, Els?” You move back to look at her, concerned. But what you saw was a beet-red Ellie—her freckles had gone invisible, that's how intense her flush was—chewing on her bottom lip, her eyes were darting around the living room as she avoided your gaze, her chest noticeably rising and falling.

The realization hit you like a semi, the chocolates. “Shit, are the chocolates working?” You ask her, a touch bewildered, you hadn't expected much of anything to happen. But here you were, wonderfully proven wrong.

She sucked in a breath, screwed her eyes shut and nodded rapidly. “Yeah, it's working all right.” She drawled under her breath, talking through a clenched jaw. At her confirmation you felt the same effects, you were really turned on, and it wasn't helping just how good your girlfriend looked right now.

You were overcome with the animalistic urge to just ruin her, to fuck her, feel her, and drink her up completely—it was almost making you dizzy. Ellie on the other hand, looked like she was in pain, her face redder than a fresh summer cherry, she leaned back against the couch with a hand resting on her forehead.

She chuckled darkly, “This crap is fuckin' strong.” You needed her, really, really badly. The ache in your lower abdomen was growing uncomfortable and you needed to take care of it. Hesitantly inching towards Ellie, you took her chin in your hand and turned her face to meet your eyes, swiping your thumb across her bottom lip.

She seemed to be holding back too, staring at your mouth with her hand hovering by your waist. “Ellie I wanna feel you.” You mutter quietly, unable to recall a time you felt this needy for her. And seemingly just as, if not more, needy for you, she nearly whined, “C’mere, please…”

You didn't need to be told twice. Zealously smashing your lips onto hers, the kiss felt electric, it was like fireworks going off inside your body. The passion was suffocating, her greedy hands roaming all over you, she was squeezing and kneading at your hips and waist, all without breaking the messy kiss.

Ellie moaned in your mouth, the kiss being all teeth, tongue, and spit—it was gross, really, but you couldn't get enough. Neither of you could hold back. Ellie held you so tightly against her, you'd think she would just pass away if she didn't get to have you as soon as humanly possible.

“Mmfmm, fuckin’ hell.” She panted, unable to separate herself from you. And you were near begging as well, needing nothing more than to quell the burning in between your thighs. You climbed clumsily into her lap, straddling her and grunting at the pressure, which was oh so delicious, but not nearly enough to satisfy you.

Ellie shot to an upright position, slipping her hands under your shirt to cup your boobs, softly pinching your already perky nipples between her fingers. Her mouth was suctioned tightly to your neck, wet, open-mouthed kisses leaving glaring marks wherever she could reach.

The sensations were all making your head spin into oblivion, and you tangled your fingers in her auburn locks, earning a whimper from your girlfriend beneath you. “Fuckkk Ellie, shi- damn.” 

Incoherent babbles fell from your lips as you rocked your hips back and forth on the top of her pelvis, ravenously seeking any friction you could get to soothe the painful throbbing in your center.

Ellie's bites on your neck got stronger, her voice breaking as pathetic pleas fell heavily against your skin. “Please baby, want your pussy.” It took everything in you to separate yourself from her and assume a stand, stumbling to rid your lower half of the clothing barrier between you and her.

She did the same, wobbly legs kicking her Star Wars themed pajama pants to the side. She sat back on the couch, appearing to be in a sort of horny trance, you've never seen her this turned on and ready to go.

You were struggling to get your clothes off, irritation rising when things kept getting snagged, your shaky hands fumbling to get it all off.

She was eyeing you hungrily, and stuffed two fingers inside her sopping pussy, thrusting quickly, curling them inside her, mercilessly pounding at her g-spot and rubbing her thumb on top of her stimulation-deprived, pulsing bud. Head falling backward, melodic moans escaped her, glistening folds and slick covered hand creating a mesmerizing sight.

“Hey, wait for me, what the fuck?” You guffawed, finding her impatience comical. Immediately after that, you successfully undressed and sat yourself back in her lap, splaying her legs as far apart as you could, hooking one leg over hers.

It was a bit of a struggle getting in the perfect position, the abundance of wetness in between you both causing you to slip as you lowered yourself onto her. Ellie was biting on her lower lip so forcefully she was going to draw blood, her strong hands found their home on either side of your hips, assisting you in grinding against her.

Desperate jerks and attempts to roll your swollen clit against hers proved better than before, however, the pleasure getting to her head. Her eyes were fluttering shut, eyebrows furrowed tightly together as you continued bouncing against her, feeling your own orgasm start to build in your core.

The tension was increasing, and drove you to pick up the pace—frantic moans tumbling out of you. The room was filled with the sounds of low, blissed out curses coming from you both, and the wet, smacking sounds of hot skin against skin.

“Pleasepleaseplease, fuck- just like that baby, ngh-!” She was getting close, her back was arching, and you were drooling at the sight of her toned abdomen—put on display by her bunched-up shirt, decorated with the copper happy trail you loved so much, leading down to her fluffy bush—would have been enough to push you over the edge simultaneously.

Her grip on your hips got even tighter, nothing but unintelligible whines—which used to resemble words—leaving you. Your own eyes were shut tight in concentration as you rocked against her more intensely, panting, desperate to cum.

She was eagerly thrusting up into you, chasing her own high. Slurring her words, she was pulling you down forcefully, causing spots of pleasure to explode in your vision. "Don’t stop, ah, I’m gonna-”

She cut herself off with a squeal of ecstasy, her hips jolting and stuttering against yours, warm cum spurting out of her pussy mixing with your own as you felt the orgasm wash over you in tandem with hers, overtaking your senses and causing white-hot euphoria all over.

You rode out the high, squelching sounds between the two of you growing wetter by the second, stammering profanities and strings of your girlfriend’s name until you both were twitching, whimpering, and on the verge of tears from the overstimulation. When you couldn't continue any longer, you collapsed on her, your chest heaving speedily while you tried to catch your breath.

She was the same way, leaning back against the couch with a hand resting on your lower back, the other pulling you in for a slow, deep kiss. You both stayed like that wordlessly for what seemed like an eternity, huffing and puffing as if you'd just ran a marathon.

You broke the silence first, whispering into her ear, “Ellie…that was…” trailing off, cringing at the mess between your stuck-together bodies you could feel dripping everywhere at the smallest shift in position. She opened one eye and shot you a lop-sided grin, her cheeks pink, and covered in a thin, glowy sheen of sweat.

She giggled, then breathlessly replied, “I think I went to heaven there, wow.” You laughed, feeling at a loss for words all the same. That might have been the best sex you have ever had, and that was really saying something, you were still thrumming from the exertion. You sighed deeply and buried your face back in the crook of her neck, inhaling her scent. Eyes feeling heavy, you mumbled, “Maybe we should get those chocolates again.” Ellie burst into a fit of laughter, causing you to shake on top of her. “I totally forgot about those, you’re so right, that was crazy.” You stayed nestled together for a while after, only moving to grab your phone and put more of the products in your cart.

Well, it was safe to say the two of you were about to become regular customers of CUT, CHEW, CUM!

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yesss, Ellie has way more depth n personality to her when compared to how she's being portrayed in a wide variety of these fics, n i wish we as readers had more personality traits other than "shy n timid" as well, cus i guarantee you i am neither the latter nor the former. BRING BACK Y/N WITH A BACKBONE, PLEASE.

i hate it when I'm reading Ellie smut and it's basically just written like she's a dude. It's always a pillow princess reader and hyper masc Ellie that shows zero emotion besides possessiveness and lust. And she never has her own needs. Like she's a girl at the end of the day. A young woman. Why are y'all acting like she's some stone cold player? (Not saying women can't be, just not Ellie. Like be so fucking fr with me) If I wanted to read about a man, I wouldn't be here.

Plus it's always funny when in the fanfic it goes "she flips you around" or "she moves you up" like the girl doesn't weigh the same as a sack of apples. And with the constant "you look up at her". She's 5'5. She's a little garden gnome. What am I looking up at? The sky?

But back to the 2d character she's given. I understand that that isn't coming from thin air. She can be fucking vicious and scary. She took out half a city for Christ's sake, but that's not how she is with Dina or Jesse or Joel while they still were on good terms. It's called having complexity. Not just being one type of way with everybody, you know?

And this part is personal preference, but why is the reader always some shy, timid, little lamb. I want to see two grown women fuck. Not this weird bullshit.

Like I honestly get it if you like the dynamic but outside of sex it's also just the same thing, where Ellie makes snarky/sarcastic comments and the reader just blushes and looks down at her Mary Janes. Why does she have the personality of a brick wall? Like I want Dina and Ellie type banter or at least something of that nature.

Lol, that's about it. Good night, I'm going to sleep.

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DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE! DONT STOP TAKING ABOUT GAZA!

DONT LET THEM MAKE YOU FORGET!!

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Image Description: This is a tweet by @missfalsteenia on X. The tweet reads: "Why are they bombing us??"

"They told us this was a safe zone!"

"They told us to come here, so why are they bombing us!?"

This woman just like many Gazans went to seek safety in Rafah but Israel is carpet bombing it as we speak.

Below the tweet is a video of the Palestinian woman the tweet was quoting.

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With Tlou 2s remaster speedily approaching, I would like to remind tloublr to NOT buy it, I don’t care if it’s 5€ or 10€ or even just a couple cents. Do not fucking buy it. Do not support Zionists. Neil Druckmann is a Zionist who created the plot/story of tlou 2 based on the Israeli occupation of Palestine. He has also donated to Israel more than once, guess where he gets all that money from? His games!! I don’t care what you do just do not fund this evil man, pirate the game or watch play through or buy it second hand of it I don’t fucking care but grow a back bone and STOP FUNDING ZIONISTS!

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29,000 Palestinians dead in less than 150 days.

29,000 lives. 29,000 brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, sons, daughters. 29,000 smiles, laughs, hopes, dreams - gone.

There are no words for the unspeakable grief the Palestinian people are undergoing now. The grief they’ve endured for over 75 years.

Now is not the time to move on with your life, to feel defeated, to give up on the over 1.5 million Palestinians still fighting for their right to exist in their homeland. Now is the time to be louder.

Protest. Call your reps. Boycott. Do everything in your power to fight for Palestine. They need you, as we need them.

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The way ppl write Ellie sometimes…ugh like she’s not a woman, she doesn’t get her period or would wanna be taken care of sometimes, like she wouldn’t cry at 3 am midst watching a random ass documentary and have an existential crisis and end up calling you just to go off on a tangent about it at fucking 3 am just because she isn’t traditionally feminine more masc presenting honestly I think she’s just a practical person in general she just kinda wears what’s comfortable isn’t the type to follow latest fashion trend or anything but it’s hard to say if she would be masc presenting considering she’s fighting for her life in a damned world

that misogynistic roles/traits/attributes are assigned to her like she’s some kind of sexist alpha het male and not a lesbian who loves women more than anything would wanna treat them as equals AND be treated as an equal??

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know exactly who the zionist entity is palestinians are forced to deal with

this is the true face of the zionist, settler entity.

there are no "innocent" settlers (unless we are talking about minors, which we fucking aren't, get your heads out of the gutter).

stop subscribing to this "the government are not the people" apologist rhetoric.

this is what palestinians are subjugated to. it doesn't get more degenerate.

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THREAD OF INFORMATION FROM BISAN’S RECENT TIKTOK LIVE ON FEBRUARY 12TH — user ItsMaybeMadi on X ( Twitter ) PLEASE READ!!

LINKS IN THREAD:

BISAN’S GOFUNDME.

DONATE TO UNRWA.

PLEASE SHARE THIS !!! REBLOG/SHARE DO WHATEVER. PALESTINE NEEDS YOU.

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me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:

like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together

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At first i was a little hesitant and oblivious about the global strike, but now i’m way more aware that it’s so much more important and substantial than i previously thought. repost, petition, donate and educate yourselves, there’s violence hatred and war every where we turn.