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i think i figured out the life cycle of the average linux gimmick blog
stage 1: creation. doing your best to stay on topic according to the gimmick you assigned yourself to
stage 2: rise to fame. you are noticed. your inbox is bursting
stage 3: abandonment. you run out of things to say about your gimmick. you feel guilty about it
stage 4: linux is really about yuri
#Whoa mama I suspect this affects all gimmick blogs#I'm on stage three because. I don't actually know anything about Elvis Presley???#(I skipped stage two)#When I get outta this timeloop expect lots of homeless Elvi posting about Yuri hommina hommina hommina#Or is it hummina? I genuinely have no idea
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Whoa mama, I wish that I had a 135 degree drill right now. Sigh...
We can't have 135 degree drills anymore because of woke
#Nevermind I found one in my pockets#Ain't that lucky#/unelvis I never feel comfortable responding to posts with this blog so thanks for the opportunity!#isat spoilers#Not going to maintag because this isn't really Isat focused
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we pretty much know the answer to 3+9. to several decimal places in fact
#This made me realize 3+9 does not#in fact#equal 11#I am in integrated 3#I will be in pre-calc next year#and#I can't add numbers
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Ugh... it feels like i satred this blog months ago... but it's only been two days
#elvisverse#i remembered i had this account because i was pinged on discord about it#this is a bad post
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Whoa mama, sometimes it feels like I'm getting killed by time. Not in the literal way that we all do, get it? The inexorable breaking of the self, the failing of your comforts, the rotting of the self. Thank the big Mama in the sky I'm in a timeloop hummna hummna
You are sentenced to death by the King and allowed to choose the method. You answer, "Killed by thyme." The King, impressed by your wit, commutes your sentence to banishment.
#I don't even know anymore. Worst blog on Tumblr#Elvisverse#What inspired this is that isat has a king and thyme in it. That's it nothing else#What pun? Thyme is pronounced: th-ime
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Ooohh… You. Singing One…
…Do you remember?
Whoa their The King Of Rock And Roll, all I remember is how to do this *does whatever Elvis does, mediocrely* 🕺
#Is it obvious I have never watched or heard anything directly about Elvis Presley#Closest I've gotten is the boss baby and freeside#Elvisverse
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woah mama i’m handing out free croissants. want one?
Noah mama
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Heya the King, just in case your Loopvis didn’t tell you: don't go into the house bathroom. You’re allergic.
Whoa mama had to do a spit-tske with the pineapple I was eating. Thanks for the hea
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whoa mama I think you should just learn to accept the time loop
why would i ever want to escape the time loop? the time loop is awesome! i get to try the same things again until i can do everything right!
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Update: Got crushed by another rock 🕺
Whoa mama, Almost got crushed to death by a giant rock! Thankfully, my patented Elvis-Hip-Thrust saved me
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Whoa mama, Almost got crushed to death by a giant rock! Thankfully, my patented Elvis-Hip-Thrust saved me
#elvisverse#elvisposting#isat <-(?)#Whoa mama I sure hope my next post isn't something that contradicts this
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Whoa mama
I'm repeating the same posts over and over like a timeloop. Anyways, can't wait to go to the House tomorrow 🕺
#elvisverse#I was halfway through creating the second one before realizing that I had the first one#I swear to the big Mama in the sky if I post to the wrong blog one more time..!
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are you elvis? am i elvis? who is elvis?
— @shifting-mound-of-elvii
1: Please, Elvis was my father. Call me Sifvis
2: Baby, I think the question is are y'all Elvis
3: i forgot lol
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Whoa mama, my good friend Elvisabeau just -whu-hu- woke me up in the middle of this blue moon to ask me something, but then *hip thrust* said he'd tell me tmrw??? Wha-ha-hat should I do
#elvisverse#Ooc: not tagging this with the fandom because I don't want to pollute that tag with. fucking elvis*beau#Ooc still: I want to leave this untagged. Nobody should see this. Please tell me if I'm laying on the Elvis impersonation too thick
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what have i done
I ask myself that every day, hoo hah!
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Whoa mama I just woke up, hope I don't get crushed by a large stone or such later
has anyone made an in stars and time elvis account yet
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