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[jesfern]

Out here dreaming up posts that are only funny if you are familiar with the plot of the Odyssey, the classic 1870 sci-fi novel Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, the 2003 film Finding Nemo and also know the Latin word for "no one".

Fortunately this is tumblr and everyone loves stupidly niche jokes. Here is my vision:

[i-got-poisenality]

being the most asexual person i know and being gay and getting cast as a frat boy is so funny to me bc it has me onstage like

hello yes im a heterosexual man

i like sports ball and

*looks at smudged writing on hand*

worm-man

[a-cat-in-toffee]

bizly and condi got smthn goin on

[sunset-unbound]

The Last Word told me yo mama so crumb strong ants took her away forever

[dragongirlbunny]

*breeding kink chumbawuba voice* i get knocked up but i get down again

[falindankovsky]

Pathologic themed cunnilingus

[secretmellowblog]

Patron-minette…the fearsome foursome.

[cheacegirl]

Hold on this would work best as a greentext I'm sorry

> be me

> lesbian

> talking with friend about multi-level marketing schemes

> he looks at me

> "Man, MLM's suck"

> "Yeah, I personally prefer wlw"

> he looks at me in complete silence

> DoesHeKnow.jpg

> "...Is that like the Waluigi of MLM's?"

[mrentrapta]

I always find it funny that in hazbin and Helluva Boss, EVERYONE is gay. But they're in hell1, so yk....... yeah neh

Anyways I waited a long time to make a post about hazbin, but here it is ig !

this is like the most gay people I've seen as main characters in 2 shows that don't focus on coming out or hate crimes or the fact that their gay, which is good but like....

But they all died before age 30, / are demons in HELL😭 (and the writing could be better idkkkkk)

I can get behind undead characters and demons but like in HELL 😭

All jokes lmao it ain't that deep , but the show could have been better yall I swearrrrr 😭

But just to be clear, the show isn't that bad as people make it out to be. In fact, let me give it a serious rating

6/10 for the character design because it's consistent, and there's a clear vibe. However, not everyone needs a 3 piece stripped suit, so it could be better .

Unfortunately, the show has a complicated premise, and any character design I and most people think would be an improvement wouldn't be animation friendly 😭 so all things considered, the designs are aight.

6/10 for the plot, but 4/10 for the writing scene to scene bcs the execution just wasn't it for me. Certain things just could have been handled better, ngl

I think the way the characters changed from the pilot to the actual show was just disappointing for the actual scenes bcs( singing aside bcs the songs eat up) it doesn't hit how it should if it was still the same vibe as the pilot😭

I think it's just a matter of what you like bcs I very well could just not be the target audience anymore 🤷🏾‍♂️

And I dont care what anyone says, the songs are all bangers 😋9/10

They fit the vibe and are very much giving musical which I always enjoy. They also really bring across the point in a way the dialogue doesn't (bcs the writing ain't shit )

And 10/10 cast, they all ate and the characters are cast really well 😋 it really fit the vibe

So overall, it's objectively a 4/10, but if you see the vision and you understand the vibe they were going for, it's a 6/10. Pretty good all things considered 😭

It's a show with a very specific target audience basically

[felayslay]

ill fuck you and your train today bro

[hallowed-harlot]

everyones a denial slut until you plug their bladder with a catheter

[idiotobsessedwithcats]

Alexander Hamilton when his house is being raided by the police for illegal weed, but he refuses to get rid of it:

I am not throwing away my pot

[elvis-isat]

Ugh... it feels like i satred this blog months ago... but it's only been two days

[elytrafemme]

once again unfortunately remembering that when i’m having a bad pain day any time i have to move (especially sitting standing or rolling over) i let out what is very similar to an anime girl moan. not by intention but it really does just feel like that in like an ouch way. confusing

[leofwines]

i'm what you might consider slightly autistic in the way that i'm a stupid shut in but i think it could be beaten out of me