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Months of planning ruined

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i think we should all be nicer to jimmy

No

Anvil him

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get fished idiot

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Gem is the biggest Pearl Fan

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Oh dear.

(False’s response to Ren forgetting to sign up for MCC even though she reminded him)

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he's always making biomes

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Something about the archeologist and the recovered pieces he chooses to keep in the catacombs

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Postmaster Pearl's new line of *Official* PostOffice Merchandise! Get yours today!!

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i like this comment a lot lmfao

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ideal end game scarian in fic isn’t them being super cutesy to me. I want them to continue bickering and teasing and riling each other up and it’ll be flirting because that’s who they are. they’re both little gremlin creatures who require regular enrichment in the form of being a pest and a menace.

I want them to make out sloppy style at the monthly hermit party and take breaks to argue over who brought the best snack for the buffet table. I want their wedding to be an absolute disaster style wise because both of them were too stubborn to back down on whatever aesthetic they had decided on. I want long nights of tender touches interspersed with bickering about block palettes.

I want them knowing that at the end of the day the arguing and teasing are just both of them posturing, wanting to impress each other, wanting to be interesting and to have the other’s attention.

I want them having each other’s backs when it counts and being absolutely ready to sell each other to satan for one corn chip the rest of the time

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If you ever want to send money my way, I do have a ko-fi.

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False: It's okay, you can be old

Doc: Yeah, but normally the thing is with being old, with being the elder in the group, normally there comes respect and people listen to them.

Cleo, False, Ren, Joe, and Xisuma start laughing

Joe: What? No. Is that an East German thing? I don't think that's true in most of the world

Doc: You know what I get for being an elder? Nothing

Xisuma: Doc, you want us to respect our elders

Doc: Nobody listens to me

Cleo: We listen to you, Doc, we just don't agree with you. That's different

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fwhip: you dont want sausage as your pet, it gets weird fast

sausage: its a fun time tho :)

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I’m in love with this gif. The way the cat is tucked in and kneads the air. How they immediately reaches for the teddy bear. How it’s lodged into the cat lovingly. The way the cat holds it. The face. The face the cat makes squished up against the toy. The way the cat grips it. The cat looking back on the audience at the end. I could stare at this gif for an hour straight and still be enraptured by it. Fucking Cozy.gif

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Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day