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em-nikolaev
E. M. Nikolaev
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Author & Nerd of Many Kinds
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em-nikolaev · 7 days ago
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When you think about it, Victor Frankenstein was the world's first bodybuilder.
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em-nikolaev · 11 days ago
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em-nikolaev · 20 days ago
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I store all my fear and pain in the nape of my neck - Jann
Om Shanti Om Soundtrack
Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack
P.O.P - Marina Satti
Found Heaven - Conan Gray
Ceremonials - Florence + The Machine
Hozier - Hozier
@shorterthanchuuyanakahara @spirals-and-stripes
Muzik!
Tagged by my lil love, @darkaengel thanks for thinking of me 🖤
ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ: you just got a kind of shitty old car and it doesn't have bluetooth. you can only buy 7 CDs and you can't repeat an artist. what are you getting?
In no particular order:
1) Billie Eilish - Hit Me Hard And Soft (!!!!!!!!)
2) Fleetwood Mac - Tango In The Night
3) Jinjer - King Of Everything
4) Chappel Roan - The Rise And Fall Of A Midwest Princess
5) Keane - Hopes And Fears
6) System Of A Down - Toxicity
7) SZA - SOS (and ctrl)
Tagging my beautiful girl @eternal-hum and a few others that spring to mind. Don’t feel obliged!!
@needurattenti0n @espe0nag3-x @morthanix @bvtchw0lfie @sanftes-herz @asslover09 @fuckmachine99 @fading-in-to-you
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em-nikolaev · 23 days ago
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circe and telemachus would get along so well if they met in the wild. pres and vice of the "i hate having people in my house" club
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em-nikolaev · 23 days ago
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If the Brits have one thing, it’s definitely soccer chants
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em-nikolaev · 1 month ago
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*in a brand meeting*
So matriarchy and patriarchy are out, that only leaves us with...
*checks notes*
Theytriarchy
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em-nikolaev · 1 month ago
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much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation
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em-nikolaev · 2 months ago
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me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked
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em-nikolaev · 2 months ago
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May Day!
Happy birthday to Sir Mordred, prophesies never let a diva win, just ask Achilles
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em-nikolaev · 2 months ago
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trying to prove a point to my homophobic parents!!
reblog if you think it's okay to drag the corpse of your rival around the walls of his home city on account of your unrelenting rage
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em-nikolaev · 2 months ago
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Security alert: Your orb was pondered from a new location
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em-nikolaev · 3 months ago
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em-nikolaev · 3 months ago
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throwback to when my friends and I made a chart to track how we were doing throughout the semester that could only be properly expressed in french
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em-nikolaev · 3 months ago
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throwback to when my friends and I made a chart to track how we were doing throughout the semester that could only be properly expressed in french
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em-nikolaev · 3 months ago
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The European Countries after my Memory, by a European
I keep forgetting where Switzerland lays and have been corrected multiple times. Still, it does not stick.
Americans get shitted on for not knowing European countries but tbh my knowledge in Geography isnt all that great either, at least for someone from Europe.
So I thought it would be funny to get a map from Europe and drawn in how I remember it. And since just writing country names in it, I also decided to draw the country borders myself.
So I present to You:
The European Map according to my Memory!
Enjoy!
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em-nikolaev · 3 months ago
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Here's my rendition from memory as an American and certified map enjoyer
The European Countries after my Memory, by a European
I keep forgetting where Switzerland lays and have been corrected multiple times. Still, it does not stick.
Americans get shitted on for not knowing European countries but tbh my knowledge in Geography isnt all that great either, at least for someone from Europe.
So I thought it would be funny to get a map from Europe and drawn in how I remember it. And since just writing country names in it, I also decided to draw the country borders myself.
So I present to You:
The European Map according to my Memory!
Enjoy!
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em-nikolaev · 4 months ago
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one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca
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