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Sansa, sitting adorably: I wish Jon were here...

Bran, staring off into the distance: Yes, I have a lot to tell him

Sansa:....

Bran:....

Sansa: Anything you'd like to share with the class?

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Jaw. Dropt.

Also, everything I’ve seen on kamiucosplay’s Tumblr is amazing.

The Book of Cosplay Sewing is out now! It’s only 5$! 

https://www.kamuicosplay.com/product/cosplaysewingdownload/

If you always had struggle with fabric and your sewing machine, this is the perfect volume to start! I wrote it especially for cosplayers and guide you from choosing the right material, over pattern making to finishing a complete costume! Hope you like it! :)

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@tallulah99 Eowyn looks like she in a damn Tresemme commercial. Put that shit in a ponytail, girl, that’s an OSHA hazard.

Eowyn vs Nazgul by oliverjm

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Oh FFf.

Maybe for Canadian-Canadians, or people like my FEXSIL or your Sexual Murder Porn-writing actual SIL, who don’t know what a Rapture 747 is and do not deserve to go to the ACLU, where we live in YURT YURT YURTS. Furthermore, Hello Kitty Sniper C-nut Asgardian porn KTHD he’s my new pectuality I know she really liked my story because she called me a fucking whore, and finally, caaarrr.... pullllll... Sound it out, baby. You’ll get there.

When You’re So Close, You Have Your Own Language 🙊 (W/ @welcome-to-the-joangle)

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@tallulah99 You need the story of “Tom Hiddleston Googling for ‘Bone Zone’ Images” in your life.

What is this "bone zone" anecdote? Can you elaborate? And what's that pic with the Asian gentlemen commenting about Tom's looks? Is that a manip?

OK, a couple of things here.

The pic of the Vietnamese people talking with Tom is from the bonus feature, “On Location: Vietnam”, where they’re all talking about, well, being in Vietnam. And one of the older gentlemen in the group (not the one in the foreground, but the one with white hair off to the right side, in the white jacket) says to him, “I’ve never seen such a beautiful and handsome actor.” Tom laughs, then replies, “You lie!” 

The “Bone Zone” anecdote is on the cast commentary on iTunes. When they get to the scene where they’re at the Boneyard, I think it’s Jordan who says, 

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I want to go see this movie again just because of how it made me feel as a woman.

And then I’ll just go back every day until it’s out of theaters.

That’s totally fine.

Wonder Woman (2017)

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Oh my Smaug on a hot pile of gold.

Victorian era

Forgive me. I’m sorry

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I had to get a photo of this group of Westworld cosplayers at Awesome Con. They all had little flies glued to their faces!

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Screenshot from the David Tennant panel

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Here is a thing that makes me indescribably happy.

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@tallulah99 brought two bags for an overnight stay at Awesome Con, whereas I forgot my toothbrush. Subtle differences.

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Edgar Wright is at Awesome Con this year, so I've busted out my Hot Fuzz cosplay. SWAN!

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God I leave you alone for two days and you go Tumblrnuts and blow up my dash. WTF are you going to do with yourself when I go to Ohio? Am I going to come home to like a burning effigy or macaroni art of the highlights of our friendship?

“Here’s the time we got yelled at before Coriolanus, and here’s the time your stupid dog ate your pet chickens right before we had to leave to catch Hamlet, and here’s the 3,000 times you dissolved into a puddle of tears over how you were never going to finish writing your book...” 

@tallulah99 gave me her cold, and now I sound like Black Widow.

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8i40-49h6c)

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@tallulah99 POST SHIPS, YOU SAY?!

- Hornblower : Behind the scenes -

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@tallulah99 OMG this is exactly what editing for your ornery ass feels like. "You say I shouldn't put a comma there, huh? Well, how, about, here, and, here, and here! I OWN YOU, C-NUT!"

writing advice: never italicize words to show emphasis! if you’re writing well then the reader will know and you don’t need them!

me: oh really??? listen up, pal, you can just try an pull italics from my cold, dead fingers

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That’s hilarious, and Amanda Abbington could not be any more adorable if she were made entirely of baby giggles.

Oh no!😁

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