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Song for Monday, 9/4/2017

Built to Spill - Time Trap

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Back home (at The Bowl)

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That feeling when out of nowhere Hideaki Anno appears as a giant melting monster

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“Ok, ok. Now make them cry. But, ‘happy’ cry. Now make them all make fun of the blonde one. Now make them all do it on the table. I can’t believe you created a whole show for me! Now cancel it! Ok, now put it back on. Haha!”

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Ok really toying with the idea of naming my podcast "Mattsturbating with Matt Costello"

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All my friends are in love with each other

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Toro y Moi - My Man (Billie Holiday Remix)

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Knowing that you’re a dick doesn’t make it ok. It’s wonderful, it’s a beautiful thing to see a dick admit he’s a dick.  It’s fantastic because it’s usually followed by someone not being a dick anymore, and growing up. But now we have this new thing in our society with ear cameras, and blogs, and tweets, and reality shows, and no wars. We have 250 million man-children figuring out what makes them a dick, and celebrating it. And nobody growing up, and not being a dick anymore.

Dan Harmon

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I'm in love with Erin McGathy circa 2013 when she was dating Dan Harmon and their relationship was seemingly pretty toxic

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i put some eggs in a basket and then dropped that basket off a cliff

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so sex is weird, right?

like you spend the first 6-8 years of your sexual maturity masturbating 3 times a day because thats the only way you feel even a little bit alive. you masturbate and masturbate and masturbate until ejaculation itself is a tradable commodity. Like why the fuck would i ever need to ejaculate if i can do that on my own, and i do do that on my own 3 times a day. it’s irrelevant. whether or not i climax has no bearing on any experience i have. so you get to this weird place where you never cum. ever. i’ll fuck you all night if that’s your thing. but don’t expect anything from me. it’s just a hard dick thats never gonna change. i got used to getting really into giving oral because i want you to actually feel satisfied. and not robbed because i dont know how to participate in a healthy sexual relationship. i’ll make you feel good forever as long as you promise not to ever worry about making me feel good ever. because it’s useless and moot anyway

sex is weird.

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“Have you come back to your senses, Rossiu? I was belted like that, too. Everybody makes mistakes. It's to be expected. But when you do make a mistake, you should be slugged by someone else. There's no need to punish yourself. At the time, you might think that it's a mistake you can never undo. Even if it is, if we kick and struggle and fight like hell, we'll move forward a little bit. I got knocked flat on my ass, and I was told to believe in the me that believes in myself. That's probably how it should be. At least that's what I think. You tried something that I never could have done. What's wrong with that??

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97% of my tumblr notifications are for the same two post. i usually get about 5 a day between them, though i’ve gotten hundreds before. so it kinda feels like i’m this aging rocker who had a few hits in the 70′s and now just collects the royalties and makes weird experimental fringe shit with the theremin that no one really likes

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I told Chris that I wasn't doing well and he asked why. I said that I didn't really like who I was, and he asked why again. And I didn't know what to say

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Happy Friendsgiving!!!

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You're not tryna just let these dogs lie while they asleep

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I don't fuck girls that don't like LCD Soundsystem.