i know “slut!” took everyone off guard because we thought it was going to be blank space on steroids, but there’s something beautiful and quietly brave about naming a song after the word she was branded as by the public and then have it be a tender and fragile little song about falling in love instead
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Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.
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beverages are so expensive because people love to extort girls
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i know flying shoes work just like walking or rollerblading except you're flying through the air but it'd be really funny if someone didn't know how to use them and just got picked up and carried away by their feet like this
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i am not immune to [character standing in front of wings imagery so it lines up like they have wings] [character standing in front of halo imagery so it lines up like they have a halo]
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being on tumblr has taught me too fucking much about spn for someone who has never watched a single episode
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education is difficult. education is also very dear to me. why is life like this.
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probably my most controversial tumblr culture-related opinion is that i have always thought the john green cock post was unfunny
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i am so thirsty but my brain is just
does this make sense
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We should let praying mantises and other bugs play on ipad
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do u guys remember when shah rukh khan was like im trisexual i like to try everyrhing
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roger you're all i got
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what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them
no. no no no
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and when the wordle word of the day is “pubwe” THEN YOU WILL KNOW!
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