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The Pokémon Sea

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ive posted a variation of this exact thing 100 times

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

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🏃🏃🏃

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Mario Doesn't Host Mario Party

I'm real tired of folks using this assumption to mischaracterize Mario as a Diet Wario.

Mario is a blue-collar plumber. That's his WHOLE character design. He's a humble man who wears his work uniform even when visiting royalty, and lacks the resources or the showmanship necessary to host giant go-kart competitions named after himself. He's also reactive, not proactive. We never see him initiate anything: if Peach doesn't invite him for cake or Bowser doesn't invade, he's content living a peaceful life with Luigi. These are all REALLY important aspects of Mario's character, because without them he's almost indistinguishable from Wario. Wario is the proactive seeker of fortune and fame who puts his name on everything. If Mario ALSO does that, then Wario has no reason to exist.

A good rule of thumb: if it's something Wario would say or do, then Mario WOULDN'T.

The spinoffs aren't parties BY Mario, they're parties FOR Mario, organized and funded by the people he's helped, primarily Princess Peach. You think Bowser would peacefully participate in an event hosted by Mario? Never. But if PEACH was hosting, then of COURSE he'd show up, invited or not.

Lastly: folks often wonder about whether we should consider the spinoff games canon, which is totally fair, because they create a LOT of questions: How/where are they building all these crazy tracks, stadiums, and boards? Does Waluigi really own a giant pinball machine? Is Mount Wario a location or an instruction? My personal headcanon is that (with a few exceptions) they take place in Mario 64 painting worlds. That lets us hand-wave most of the logistics.

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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother

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idk anything abt cookies i just like this guys vibes ♥

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how am i supposed to get anything done when this thing lives in my house

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GOODBYE

do you have a LEAST FAVOURITE colour

OLIVE GREEN.

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robny

sybney

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hi! hello!!

just wondering, do you have a favorite color?

SEVERAL!! black gold red and white! and SEAFOAM GREEN!

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a secret santa gift from a few months back for @skitter-kitter!!