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Gender affirming sturgeonry

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I have too much time on my hands now NOT to write smut again. Its an inefficient use of my time NOT to do it

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I haven't been on here since I was 18, but here we go again now that Tiktoks going😂

Yeah tumblr has been a default coping skill since my youth and nothing has changed

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I really really liked the cottage song, thank you for making it

Thank you for enjoying it!!! I have so many mixed feelings about so much of the music I make and it means a lot that people still like it

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This is who I am inside

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'brenda' is honestly an iconic name for a bitch i hate

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NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE DEGRASSI

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wait do you watch community? you must

I’m gonna confess something to u guys since I’ve conned myself into believing this is a safe part of the internet but I can’t watch community because one time many moons ago I had a guy over for a one night stand and after the deed was done I was like waiting for him to go home but instead he turned on my tv and started wordlessly playing community and we sat there silently for like a whole episode before I asked if he was going to go home and when he finally left he forgot his 40 oz hydro flask on my floor and texted me the next day asking for it.

Pic of hydroflask for proof. Yes I kept it. And yes I use it every day.

Anyways to answer your question, I do not watch community

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I have never been so pleased and happy that someone I followed in tiktok also had a Tumblr! Cuz once that ship has sailed I'ma be using Tumblr the most

I’m hopping back on here as I do periodically throughout the year and I always forget how much I love this site. Maybe I will get back into html…,

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Unsolicited dog pic. Anyways, dropped in to follow you here from tiktok. I love your content!

I really like that they all look like dogs wearing dog suits thank you

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i’m going to be so fr for a sec it took me a second to realize this was your tumblr bc of the profile pic

and then i thought for two seconds as i gazed into the tumblr search mechanic and realized it made total sense for this to be your tumblr

HAHAHA I did not make my social media accounts with the intent of thousands of people one day seeing them and I did not feel like changing my profile pictures on everything after the fact so now u get Jake johnson forever 🫶

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If tiktok is banned can we make this The App. We deserve our moment to shine

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I think you're very cool and I enjoy your content alot, please take this party hat worm as a token of my appreciation

THANK YOU FOR THE WORM!!!!!! I love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My sister just sent me this pic of her dish wondering who tf bit her soap but my question is why does her soap look like a cookie

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See, I know this is really you bc the succession of

Shitpost. Ask. Hunger Games rant. Week-long gap. Shitpost. Shitpost. Week-long gap. Ask. Shitpost.

Is simply too em anne-coded

(how many times can I type shitpost before it ceases to look like a word)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE A VERYVONE TRACK MIND OKAY WHAAT CAN I SAY I have no idea how people maintain multiple platforms at the same time

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I have this really toxic trait of wanting to start a brand new stardew valley save every time I open the game with the intent of doing it more perfectly than the last time and now I have an embarrassing number of almost completely identical farms

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IBS (Icantstop Bpooping Someonepleasehelp)