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I just needed to vent out some emotions through fanart. I still got my delusional shipper heart intact

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how to draw arms ? ? 

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Loid sending his daughter a message from the school rooftop: *say you’re sorry*

Anya reading it: God?!

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Ong i never really thought about it but they are pretty similar

You ever watch naruto? Cause solomon give me big Sai vibe. But I'm new here so I'm not sure how accurate that is lol

i havent watched naruto but ik who ur talking ab

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fucked up that theyre advertising ball shaving kits on a website where a lot of the users dont grow body hair and have purple eyes

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Incorrect quotes #381 Swear jar

Mc: uhhh Luci?

Luci*stops punching the boxing bag(That looks like mammon) *Yes, Apple of my eye ?

Mc: do you have $33 I could borrow?

Luci*raises an eyebrow *why?

Mc: I owe Michael*is sad* Luci: why?

Mich*walks into the gym with a glass jar* because they thought it was quite appropriate to use extremely foul language whilst playing a video game

Mc: BRO iT wAs caLL oF dUtY AnD I WAs beInG sHOt aT(By Levi)

Mich: I was being 'shot' at in the real war and i never once swore

Mc*scoffs*boomer

Luci: so you charged mc because they swore?

Mich: correct. a dollar every time, I do it with all of the family now

Luci:$33? really? don't you think that's a bit, I don't know….. much?

Mich:oh-ho-hooo no, it should be way more, and by way more I am talking $70.56! Luci: Love! 70 times!? *laughs* Mc *looks down* no one was covering me so I had to take a whole mob by myself!

Mich:uhhh-huuh

Luci wait, then what was the 56 cents for?

Mich: they used the holy name of christ in one

Mc: christ almighty isn't bad-

Mich:$33.56! if you are using his name in vain it is

Luci*chuckles*so why is the charge less now Michael?

Mich: because Lamb apologized so I decided to move with compassion*sighs* Luci *shakes his head and takes out a 100 grim * keep the change, I'm buying their 66 profanity passes, and one "christ almighty" pass too*gives Michael 12 cents* Mc: HELL YEAH!

Mich:65, we do not mention the house of satan here

Luci: please use them wisely My Love or I'll be outta pocket for the rest of the week!

Mc: sorry*runs off* Luci*turns to Michael* how much has the no-profo made?

Mich:$14from Levi, $6 from Satan, only $8 from Belphie!

Luci: well that's a shock

Mich: I also got a dollar from Beel!

Luci: no way!

Mich: right?

Mam*from across the gym who has just broken the fighting dummy(That has Solomon's picture glued to it)F**K! Mich: right? :0!!!! $2!!! NOW!!! 1 FOR SAYING THE F WORD, AND 1 FOR SCREAMING IT-

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When i say asmodeus is a little evil in a fun silly flirty way this is what i mean i think ppl make him just a little too Normal like there isnt something off . Like normal stable upstanding devildom citizens do not say shit like that .

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Exactly 😭

Obey me needs to stop making there ads cringe and shit, i swear to god it be making me look bad😭

Ads be so sexual and my friends be like “you play that one sexual game with demons”like yeah but theres more to it, the title is bad as it is and the ads be making it worse. It be causing so many misunderstandings ✋😭

(This is all just joke, i do enjoy playing obey me but seriously the ads)

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Obey me needs to stop making there ads cringe and shit, i swear to god it be making me look bad😭

Ads be so sexual and my friends be like “you play that one sexual game with demons”like yeah but theres more to it, the title is bad as it is and the ads be making it worse. It be causing so many misunderstandings ✋😭

(This is all just joke, i do enjoy playing obey me but seriously the ads)

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SO TRUE

Anime series but described badly:

Attack on Titan: Naked giant people eat smaller people and somehow this is all a political allegory.

Dr. Stone: An educational series, made for people who want to learn survival skills. Oh, and there's a post-apocalyptic thing happening in the background.

Cells at Work: Science class for people who don't want to attend school.

Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It: Midorima leaves basketball to pursue a career in science and falls in love with his thicc af waifu lab partner.

RWBY: Dorky teenager must save the world with her eyes, tsundere rich girl loses her money, sexy cat girl deals with racism, and blonde Tifa makes bad puns.

Dragonball: Dumb guy gets stronger each time he gains a new hairstyle. No one really dies because of magic balls.

Demon Slayer: A young woman is forced to stay silent by her older, dominating brother. Her brother's best friend is a borderline sexist prick who is obsessed with marrying her.

The Promised Neverland: Orphans learn that the foster system is garbage. But not in the traditional sense, it's more along the lines of them being sold as food.

Haikyuu!!: Two specialists with differing personalities must learn to work together while also dealing with the sexual tension between them.

Kuroko no Basuke: Two specialists with differing personalities must learn to work together while also dealing with the sexual tension between them...wait...

Naruto: Two...hang on, didn't I just write this? Why does this keep happening?

Food Wars: Chefs make good food.

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PLS NO CUZ NOW IM CRYING AFTER READING THE AKAME GA KILL ONE 😭😭

Random anime/manga as YouTube titles (part 2):

Jujutsu Kaisen: I Just Ate this Guy's FINGER (NOT CLICKBAIT) - Finding ItaDory Vlogs

Cells at Work: Introduction to Anatomy & Physiology: Crash Course A&P #1

Mirai Nikki: Is My Girlfriend A SERIAL KILLER?! pls halp - Preventing the Apocalypse Challenge

Dragonball Z: I Create the World's Biggest SPIRIT BOMB (I Lost My Voice After This) - KakaGOD Vlogs

YuYu Hakusho: Lol my finger gun goes BRRR (spoiler alert: it shoots spirit energy lmao) - GhostCop Vlogs

To Your Eternity: We will, we will...ROCK you! (i'm dead on the inside) - Yo Fushi Vlogs

My Hero Academia: DID #1 HERO ALL MIGHT JUST ADOPT ME?!?! - Count Deku Vlogs

Death Note: JUST ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU!!! - TheLightSide Vlogs

Baccano!: Life During the Great Depression (not me, the time period) - Finding the Immortality Elixir Challenge

Haikyuu!!: So I got into a fight with my teammate... - The Other Little Giant Vlogs

Kuroko no Basket: Is This Basketball or Are We Fighting the AVENGERS?!?! - The6thGuy Vlogs

Kakegurui: HITTIN THE JACKPOT IS GONNA MAKE ME [demonetized]!!! - NotCelestiaLudenberg Vlogs

Don't Toy With Me, Ms. Nagatoro: THIS GIRL IS DRIVING ME INSANE (she kinda bad tho) - ChadPai Vlogs

Rent-a-Girlfriend: My Rental Girlfriend Meets My EX-GIRLFRIEND (OH NO 😱) - ImDownBad Vlogs

Akame Ga Kill: WHY IS EVERYONE DYING AROUND ME?!?! - SwordBoy Vlogs

Black Lagoon: I Shot Someone in the ASS Today!!! - RevyForceEnergy Vlogs

Steins;Gate: Saving My Hot Assistant Through TIME TRAVEL?!?! (GONE ROMANTIC) - OkayRin707 Vlogs

Mob Psycho 100: I Counted to 100 and Created a Giant Broccoli to Save Everyone - MobTGame

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Be careful yall

theres this screamer video going around facebook. this is what it looks like. it seems like its building up to some heartbreaking ending to this guys story and then a scary face pops up and loud screaming. the picture is of the beginning of the video. please spread this around u could really be doin someone a favor.

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PLSS LMAO

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LOL i haven’t touched mine in about 1 year 😭

The brothers cursing me out after I haven’t did my tasks, opened my messages in around 7 months: