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I spoke too soon

okay but why hasn’t Emma Stone been in anything lately? How am I supposed to live my life like this?

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When you and your co-worker see an old person is next in line

you and your co-worker when the old person customer leaves without complaining

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i say idk alot but trust me 

i be knowin

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me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I’m keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.

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cooking with jeff goldblum and bryce dallas howard

please turn the sound on you won’t regret it

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some of u have the longest bios honestly like… 

john-ryan.  he/him.  25.  sapiosexual.  cancer/leo cusp.  year of the horse.  estj.  chaotic neutral.  lannister.  slytherin.  philosophy major.  3.9 GPA.  anti-feminism. pro-equality.  anti-stupidity.  anti-religion.  anarcho-socialist.  neo-nazi.  gamer.  realist.  poet.  writer.  actor.  singer.  bassist.  dog person.  type 2 diabetic.  mixed race (irish & italian).  alpha male.  beatles fan 

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hardest thing to learn during recovery is….. some of your misery is your own fault. you have to actively choose to stop wallowing in your own pain & start to recover. that means stop being self deprecating, start taking care of yourself, start eating healthy, start taking your hygiene seriously, even if it’s hard. & it is hard! but you must.

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full offense but i hope a certain someone does well in life and finds joy and love that they deserve

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im not like other teenagers, im 51

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Turn on the sound and watch this raven mimic a human voice. This is Mischief the white-necked raven. These ravens are found throughout eastern and southern Africa, and are common near human habitation.  Like all members of the Corvidae family, ravens are extremely intelligent. They use tools to get food if necessary, and can even mimic human speech! (Source)

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When you're two ugly satanic jews being interviewed by the fake Jew news

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I CANT BYRWYFHEHE

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Queen.

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this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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When you swallow something that has the tiniest bit of mass to it and wonder if it was genuinely a bug or a piece of food that's leftover from six minutes ago when you ate