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Yep

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Yep.

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(Based on an actual conversation I had with my parents about three years ago.)

- Sonic and friends are at a restaurant, waiting for their food. There’s a large, empty area of tables, clearly reserved for some event. -

Tails: “What event is going on here that needs all this space?”

Knuckles: “Probably a funeral. You see all the photos and military medals over on that collapsible table?”

Sonic, pointing to the church pew by the door and “Please seat yourself” sign: “They’re gonna drag the dead guy in here and put them on that church pew.”

Gayle, barely holding in laughter: “Don’t say that! I’m already traumatized by the funeral my parents dragged me to in the fifth grade!”

Amy, also barely holding in laughter: “Sonic, what the fuck?!”

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The fact that Jey and Cody didn’t immediately start wrestling and shook hands tells me that regardless of who wins, there won’t be any hard feelings between the two of them. And that makes me happy.

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This actually came about because I wanted to redesign Lockjaw, so I decided to do a slight redesign of George and Golden Call, and draw Blue as well.

I’m gonna be honest, Lockjaw’s actual design looks kinda dumb. There’s a correct way to do human animatronics, and Lockjaw is not that way. And with a name like “Lockjaw,” he was begging for a naga (half snake, half human) makeover. I turned his pants into the snake part of his body, even putting small scales on it. And yes, the large, open mouth is intentional. I imagine him being able to unhinge it like a snake.

George the Eyesore is a cutie, however, he’s not very unsettling unless you zoom in on his face, so I pulled a weirdcore move and made him a cyclops. I also put eyes on his ears and the pocket of his overalls. I also imagine him having eyes on the palms of his hands.

Golden Call’s already got a great design, so I just used my AU design of Golden Freddy whilst drawing him. And Blue is a cutie as well, so I had to draw him.

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Seth, high as fuck: “Y’know…it’s…it’s kinda weird that people portray the moon as a girl ‘n the sun as a boy…when neither of them have a sex/gender.”

Seth, still high as fuck, now shaking Becky gently: “Becky, wake up! Y….you understand what I’m saying? They’re juz…they’re just rocks in space!”

Becky, not opening her eyes, groggily: “The sun isn’t a rock, Seth. It’s a star. Now please go back to sleep…”

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And if you’re wondering what said weird redesign looks like….

Yeah….that…that’s bad.

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The SpongeBob Resignation Incident (Re-Imagined)

Had fun doing the Russian Sleep Experiment rewrite, so now it’s time to do The Resignation Incident.

(CONTEXT: This rewrite presents the hijacking as lost media and takes place on Discord.

FootageFishermanSal - Does anyone remember a SpongeBob broadcast hijacking during the tenth anniversary celebration? I’m a SpongeBob buff, and want to obtain clips of the hijacking for archival purposes.

Alex_the_ArchiveAdventurer - The one from “The Ultimate SpongeBob Spongebash” marathon? The one from 2009?

FootageFishermanSal - Yes.

Alex_the_ArchiveAdventurer - I’ve heard of it and vaguely remember it. I was only four at the time, so I might’ve blocked it out of my memory. All I can remember right now is that one episode would switch to another episode in the middle of it on occasion.

PreservationPaladin_Peony - I remember that too! I remember that when Help Wanted played, it skipped the entire scene where SpongeBob was introduced. I also remember that the technical issues were so bad that they had to put up this technical difficulties screen.

Shiny_Hunter_Blue - I remember hanging out with my cousin and that the technical difficulties lasted for only three hours. The rest of that day’s broadcast was normal.

Alex_the_ArchiveAdventurer - Sal, why do you wanna archive this? Glitches like this happen all the time.

FootageFishermanSal - I’m not looking for the glitches. I’m looking for what happened the next day.

Shiny_Hunter_Blue - Wait, what happened the next day? I don’t remember seeing anything.

FootageFishermanSal - Every 3-4 episodes, the episode would freeze and cut to a heavily edited frame of SpongeBob.

PreservationPaladin_Peony - Holy shit, I remember that! I think someone actually uploaded a screenshot of it to my website.

FootageFishermanSal - Can we see it?

PreservationPaladin_Peony - I think this is the image.

FootageFishermanSal - Holy shit….that’s an exact screenshot from the hijacking!

Shiny_Hunter_Blue - How many times did this happen?

FootageFishermanSal - At least six times, if I remember correctly.

Alex_the_ArchiveAdventurer - I just found an article talking about the incident! It says that the hijacking was orchestrated by a disgruntled Nickelodeon employee, wanting to “expose the poor work in environments.”

PreservationPaladin_Peony - Holy shit, I remember that! Didn’t the guy who did the hijacking have a mental breakdown live and say that his employer(s) was the reason “art is dead.”

FootageFishermanSal - Yep! I actually found this screenshot from the hijacking.

FootageFishermanSal - It’s what made me want to try and find it.

AchillesComeDown - Whatcha guys talking about?

PreservationPaladin_Peony - A SpongeBob hijacking from 2009. Sal wants to try and find and archive it.

AchillesComeDown - The one during the tenth anniversary marathon?

FootageFishermanSal - Yep.

AchillesComeDown - I remember that! Someone on 4chan actually archived the transcript of the guy’s mental breakdown.

Alex_the_ArchiveAdventurer - Well don’t just tell us about it. Show it to us!

AchillesComeDown - Ok! Gotta find it first.

AchillesComeDown - Found it! Is it ok if I just paste it here?

Alex_the_ArchiveAdventurer - Yep!

AchillesComeDown - Ok.

AchillesComeDown - “[heavy, angry breathing] Why are you people so fucking negative all the time? I got this job because I wanted to draw for a living! I wanted to entertain people for a living! Every single day it’s, ‘Oh, your line-work is too shaky,’ or, ‘Oh, SpongeBob’s a lighter yellow.’ I’m only human, you idiots! [more heavy, angry breathing] You people make me sick. I hope you’re happy, because I QUIT! YOU’RE THE REASON ART IS DEAD! [footsteps, quiet sobbing]”

Shiny_Hunter_Blue - Wow…makes you think about the work conditions.

PreservationPaladin_Peony - Guys, I just read through the whole article. It says that the hijacking was done by Armond Raphael Ramsey. Apparently he’s very mentally ill and there was nothing wrong with the work environment at the time.

Alex_the_ArchiveAdventurer - Y’know, now that I look at the transcript, the “complaints” he listed weren’t the higher ups being negative towards him, but telling him how to fix an animation cell.

FootageFishermanSal - You’re right! This was in 2009, so those complaints mean this guy probably worked on shows when they were still being hand-drawn.

AchillesComeDown - As opposed to computer animation?

FootageFishermanSal - Yep. More specifically digital puppets.

Shiny_Hunter_Blue - Well at least we now know what we’re looking for.

PreservationPaladin_Peony - I say we get on a call and start compiling all the info we have about this.

Alex_the_ArchiveAdventurer - Great idea, Peony. Let’s do it.

FootageFishermanSal - I’ll set the call up!

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If you thought Willie was baby? Let me introduce you to Mortimer. Mortimer (like my OC Willie) is based on suicidemouse.avi, and is thus very paranoid and scared. He’s definitely a vent and baby regressor. I love this headcanon so much, I actually requested @marshys-space-station to draw it in January last year.

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Been watching a lot of FNaTI/Oblitus Casa videos recently, so I decided to draw the boys. I struggled with their hands (especially Willie’s hands) more than I’d care to admit.

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Happy Mickey Mouse is mine day

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I recently saw a theory about Willie from Oblitus Casa, explaining why his voicelines are what they are (which I’m showing below the cut). And now all I can think about is Willie just being the happiest lil’ baby/toddler regressor, despite him being one of the oldest toons in the game. So here are some paci edits.

THEORY

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@year-of-the-echidna - Monster

Decided to draw one half of Chaotix.

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Finally got around to drawing these two. Tom (right) is the narrator of Cliché and Allegory’s stories. Martha (left) is his best friend and coworker at his job. Now for summaries of their characters.

Tom is kinda aloof. It’s not that he doesn’t care, he just spaces out a lot. He cares about his friends and family and loves them dearly. He’s blunt and will always tell you the truth, even if you don’t want to hear it. He’s an engineering student and a huge video game nerd as well. Tom is gay and uses he/him pronouns.

Martha is chronically tired. She’s constantly working whilst doing online courses (also for engineering). Despite this, she’s quite happy with her life, loving video games just as much as Tom. She’s very smart and love to tinker with electronics. If you need a console fixed or modified, she’s the person to go to. Martha is a lesbian and uses she/her pronouns.

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Just saw an ad for an app that takes your voice and turns it into an AI voice, which you can then make sing any song…..sING THE SONG YOURSELF, YOU COWARD!

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Puppy Regressor! Bron Breakker. No you don’t get any other context.

(Speaking of dogs, have another Pinterest meme.)

Pinterest is a gold mine for random wwe memes it's wonderful. Thank you for the meme 🙏🙏🙏

But you are absolutely correct. That man needs a collar (/nsx) STAT. Just look at the way he acts with Seth like 👀

He most definitely doesn't fully have a name for what's happening at first, just that he knows that he's in a different headspace, and be wants to be so much more physical with his friends and everything. Like nuzzling against Seth's face to demand head scritches, putting all of his blankets and pillows in a corner of the room so he can have his own little dog bed, chewing on those rope toy things constantly because he just wants to bite stuff, laying his whole body on anyone that will let him because it's the most comfortable.

If we're going with Seth being his caregiver, he figures it out when he watches Bron make his bed in the corner of the room and is like "do you not like the mattress or something????" and Bron explains that he just likes feeling small on his bed. Seth tucks him in and spends a good chunk of the night googling/messaging with Dean to figure out what's happening.

He goes CRAZY for getting called a puppy when he's regressed, just like!!! It makes him feel so warm and happy and nice, he much prefers it to his name. It'll even get to the point where he'll refuse to answer to Bron, and whoever calls him it will have to apologize with some head scritches.

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The Russian Sleep Experiment (Reimagined)

Wanted to do some writing, so I decided to take a shot at doing a retake of one of my favorite Creepypastas: The Russian Sleep Experiment. Enjoy!

My name doesn’t matter. Just call me Selene. I’m the great-granddaughter of one of the scientists who worked on the infamous Russian sleep experiment. My great-grandfather passed recently and left me his notebooks from the study in his will. I’m here today for archival purposes and to tell you all the truth about this experiment.

Sometime in the 1940s, a group of Soviet scientists developed a gas meant to keep soldiers awake for long periods of time. They had already tested it on various small animals (mostly mice and rats), but had yet to test it on actual humans. Since WWII was happening, they brought in five political prisoners to be their test subjects.

The prisoners were told they needed to stay awake for as long as possible whilst under the influence of the gas. If they could make it for thirty days (a month), they would be freed and sent back to their home countries. This was a lie, but it didn’t matter, as none of these prisoners would return home anyway. The five prisoners were put in a large, hospital-like room. It had microphones on the walls and two large speakers on either side that connected to an intercom system. Due to this happening in the 1940s, the only way to visually monitor them was through 5-inch (12.7-centimeter) thick glass windows. They were given enough water and dehydrated food to last the aforementioned thirty days. They also had their vitals and oxygen levels monitored. Once everyone was situated, the scientists sealed up the room and turned on the gas before returning to the monitoring station.

Nothing notable was written in my Dedushka’s (great-grandfather’s) notebook about the first five days. However, from day six onward, there was important and interesting information written. Please note that Russian is my second language, so this translation may not be fully accurate.

Day 6 - Patients have begun talking about traumatic events and how they managed to wind up in this situation. Heart rates and oxygen levels are normal.

Day 7 - Patients have begun complaining about their situation and are beginning to show signs of paranoia. Heart rates and oxygen levels are normal.

Day 8 - Patients’ paranoia has gotten worse. They’ve been whispering into the microphones, ranting about their trauma and current situation. Some have begun bargaining with researchers, willing to sacrifice their fellow patients for their freedom. All patients heart rates went up. Oxygen levels remain normal.

Day 9 - Patient 5 began screaming at the top of his lungs at roughly 5:45 AM, waking me and my fellow scientists. He screamed for the next three hours before losing his voice. It’s entirely possible that he damaged his vocal cords. None of the other patients reacted to this event. An hour after Patient 5 lost his voice, Patient 3 began screaming. Patients 2 and 4 could be observed through the windows destroying the books and using their own feces as glue to paste the pages to the windows. All patients capable of speaking have continued to rant into the microphones. Patient 5’s heart rate went way up. All other patients’ heart rates remain the same as they were yesterday. Oxygen levels are normal.

Nothing notable happened on days 10 and 11.

Day 12 - Patients have stopped speaking entirely. We’ve begun checking the microphones hourly. No noises could be heard from inside the room. All patients heart rates and oxygen levels imply vigorous exercise.

Nothing notable happens on day 13.

Day 14 - 7:15 AM - We’ve decided to turn off the gas in order to get a reaction out of the patients.

Day 14 - 7:30 AM - After telling the patients, “We’re turning off the gas and entering the room to test the microphones. Step away from the door and lay flat on the floor or you will be shot. Compliance will reward one of you your immediate freedom,” we got a reaction out of the patients. Patient 3 spoke into one of the microphone and said, “We no longer want to be free.” After some discussion, we’ve decided to shut off the gas and open the doors at midnight tomorrow.

Day 14 - 11:30 PM - We’ve been unable to get any interactions out of the patients all day. Patients’ heart rates and oxygen levels remain the same as the past few days.

Day 15 is where all hell breaks loose.

Day 15 - 12:05 AM - We just shut off the gas. All the patients are screaming at the top of their lungs, begging us to turn the gas back on. We’re now going to retrieve them.

Day 15 - 12:30 AM - The sight inside the chamber is horrific. Patient 1 is dead and chunks of his flesh have been used to clog the drain on the floor, causing a small flood to happen in the room. All the other patients are still alive, but I wouldn’t stay they’re living. Chunks of their flesh have been ripped from their arms and legs. Patient 2 is in the best shape, with only their skin being ripped off, while Patient 3 is in the worst, with some of their bones showing. It’s unclear how they managed to do this, as we left no weapons in the room and human teeth are not sharp enough to rip flesh straight off the bone. Patients seem to have been eating their own flesh as well. All the books we left for them have been destroyed. We’re taking them into surgery now. I’m writing this entry as we enter the operating room.

Day 15 - 12:45 AM - Patients begged to be returned to the room and have the gas turned back on. Many soldiers and scientists have abandoned the project and gone home after seeing one on the soldiers get strangled to death by Patient 3. Seeing as I am writing this entry, I did not give up. Doctors are currently strapping the patients to hospital beds.

Day 15 - 1 AM - Doctors attempted to sedate Patient 4, only for him to pass away. They had to use a ridiculous amount of morphine to do so. One of the nurses theorized they had used enough morphine to sedate a large grizzly bear. They’ve decided to not sedate the three other patients.

Day 15 - 1:30 AM - Patients 2 and 3 have had a successful surgery. Patient 3 laughed maniacally and begged for the gas the entire time. When asked why he wanted the gas, he only replied, “I must remain awake.”

Day 15 - 1:45 AM - Patient 5’s surgery was successful. He stared at one of the female nurses the entire time. Towards the end, he began wheezing in an attempt to speak. One of the nurses gave him a pen and held up a pad of paper to write on. He wrote two words: “Keep cutting.”

Day 15 - 2 AM - Commander told us to put the patients back in the room. We were told to restrain them to hospital beds and hook them up to various medical machines. Patient 3 died the moment his head the pillow. His cause of death is unclear. Before we could all leave the room, the commander told someone to seal the room. A fellow scientist (and it’s unclear if he did this out of anger, instinct, or both) grabbed the commander’s pistol and shot him before shooting Patient 5. Both of them dropped dead instantly. Hyperventilating, he turned to Patient 2 and aimed the gun at him. He stared at him for a few moments before shooting him. Before dying, Patient 2 said three final words: “So…nearly…free….” This test was a complete failure and this testing facility will not be remembered. I am only keeping these notes for historical purposes.

Before finishing this post, allow me to debunk some things from the infamous Creepypasta/Urban Legend.

1. The patients did not rip out their organs below the ribs. This is biologically impossible. Even if they did survive the blood loss, their stomach acid would destroy their insides.

2. The image of a person sitting on a bed in a straight-jacket is not of one of the test subjects. That is a Halloween animatronic named Spazm. Here’s a fully colored picture of him.

3. All photos associated with the story are not actual photos from the experiment. It’s unknown whether or not actual photos were taken during this experiment. Because my Dedushka had dementia, I was unable to get a proper answer about whether any photos were taken or not.

If anyone else has any information on this experiment, please let me know. Thank you for your time.

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do you have any baby regressor rhea thoughts?

To be honest, Rhea strikes me more as a caregiver. HOWEVER, she’d have a huge soft spot for baby regressors. In a perfect, non-kayfabe world, I imagine Dom going to her when regressed. Sure, Liv’s nice and takes good care of him, but the boy needs his Mami.