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mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

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are you signing in? that... unusual. haha that's,, weird. enter the code we've sent to you. it's in your email. it's on your phone. go get your devices. who are you? who is this??????? confirm your identity. are you a robot?? haha just checking... this is so weird. this sign in attempt is unusual! we detected unusual activity!! are you signing in? is this you? please confirm

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Great work Tumblr

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My HRT prescriptions are written by a lesbian and honestly that feels like the natural order of things. Woman with a personal interest in making more women.

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The Legend Of SWORD DOG

From Mistymountainlegends on insta

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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im glad i didnt kill myself when i was 17 this is great

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mutual just posted "ok i'm normal now". objective: survive their reverse-chronological dashboard breakdown (wave 1 of 30)

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got a major pest problem this year actually

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popular culture used to be very much about eroticism. rockstars used to be on stage in sequins and thongs and thigh high boots playing guitars like they were masturbating. girls used to wear velvet mini dresses and no bras and red-brick-brown lipstick and mascara on their bottom lashes. people used to have body hair on television and in the movies. people used to be sweaty. people used to touch each other over denim and under cotton. foreplay used to be staring at someone over the rim of a glass across a bar across a park across a dinner table. people used to want. i think we’ve lost something

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do you guys wanna see my favorite video on the internet yes you do

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patron saint of stealing chips

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hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this

the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.

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bi women dating men are no longer bisexual. they are, by virtue of their partnership, automatically straight

also, single people are all aro. fact. and you’d better be having sex the exact moment you read this or guess what? asexual

better not call yourself a writer if you’re not writing right this second. are you a dancer? better not sit down, or you won’t be a dancer anymore

that’s how this works right

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