emoalcoholic

[emoalcoholic]

hey stoner

have you ever went to the place where the person you simp for works just to see them but they don’t like you at all because you constantly steal stuff and are just generally annoying and made them sign a contract to marry you which just made them hate you even more and then you leave the place in tears and come back an hour later only to see that they’re on their break and you know where they live for some reason so you go the their house and you apologize for the contract and burn it and they forgive you but still don’t like you and you keep bugging them until they call the simp police on you and when the simp police arrive you knock the simp police out and hide in this person’s basement and they find you and tell you to leave but you say no so they knock you out and remove you from the basement but when you wake up you were hit on the head so hard that you think you’re invader zim?

I’m not reading allat.

[emoalcoholic]

I ship you with Zim :3

Who the fuck is Zim?

[emoalcoholic]

i know what you are...

*(homosexuals', emo, depressed, stoner, monster energy addict)*

Yeah, all of that is true, ‘cept the first part.

[emoalcoholic]

Reina is armed and will shoot you. She’s not coming to the shed.

What- what shed? And also she’s always armed.

[emoalcoholic]

Question, your friends? Or alcohol?🤨

….For one it’s Monster.

…and my friends…

[emoalcoholic]

What would you do if I gave you 1000 puppies?

[emoalcoholic]

Stone have you every watch the sun breakdance as your dog flys into a rainbow

no. What the fuck.

[emoalcoholic]

Ha!

hahaha

[emoalcoholic]

Lemme spoil you bbg 💖💖💖

Don’t call me bbg.

Anyways.

Steals the monster

[emoalcoholic]

tonight you shall find a pancake under your pillow, courtesy of the pancake fairy.

would you like anything on the pancake?

-the pancake anon

Beans.

[emoalcoholic]

Okay here me out…

We set Arville’s place on fire :>

…

…I’m listening.

[emoalcoholic]

Screams at you

ow

[emoalcoholic]

Stone I got a boo-boo

Bleed out and die.

[emoalcoholic]

Ugh- I was told to talk to you for some reason, so... Hi, I guess.

(@ask-cashier-tcs)

Get your twink emo cashier 9 to 5 two o clock shadow drink divorced dad looking ahh off my blog.

[emoalcoholic]

*throws a chicken nugget at you*

consume

[emoalcoholic]

I stole ur girl

Didn’t want neither of yall anyways.

[emoalcoholic]

I’m short with two bitches, you’re tall and can’t even get one I do not wanna hear it.

HEY! I do have- I mean. Ahem. Whatever.