"just because i'm a zipper doesn't mean i'm, like, functional"they • Max/Zipper • 20s
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can something good and pleasant happen to me now please
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)
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skyscraper is such a rad fucking thing for a building to be called but its the status quo so its normal and nobody talks about it
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i feel like we dont point out that its christian doctrine that god thinks we all deserve to burn for eternity for the crime of being born and the only way he'd forgive us is if we completely and utterly devote our lives to him. what a fucking prick.
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sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead
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Honestly, if you're a kid and an adult tells you "they're just trying to get a reaction out of you :)" as a response to being told that some younger kid is tormenting you, that should count as full permission to punt that little shit. Like I would never hit a child, but if you're seven years old and a five-year-old is being a cunt at you and adults just tell you "oh they just want to find out what happens if they keep doing that", wouldn't only be fair to let them know what happens if they keep doing that?
Siblings should never be left responsible of raising each other, but if adults have decided that they are allowed to fuck around, wouldn't it only be your right - or even downright duty - to let them consequently find out?
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Me: Okay, Outlook email on desktop. Time to change password
Outlook: Okie dokie! :D Sending you a confirmation number to your mobile app. :)
Me: Awesome, thanks
Me: Hmm, it’s not showing up in my app.
Outlook: That’s okay! You can click “I don’t have access to my app right now” :)
Me: Oh, okay, thanks!
Me: *click*
Outlook: Okay, so it looks like you don’t have access to the app right now! Would you like to confirm through the app instead? Or would you like me to send you a confirmation code?
Me: I just said I don’t- yeah, okay, sure. Send me a confirmation code.
Outlook: Okie-dokie! Sending you a confirmation code. It should show up soon in your app :)
Me: Okay so I just said I can’t access the app though
Outlook: Oh, that’s okay! :D Just click “confirm another way” :)
Me: ….okay
Me: *click*
Outlook: Awesome! So it looks like you don’t want to confirm using the app right now. Would you like to confirm by entering a number into your app, or would you like a confirmation code sent to your app?
Outlook: :)
Me:
Me: You know what. I’m just going to change my password on the app.
Outlook: Okay! :D
Me (on the mobile app): Okay so I’d like to change my password
Outlook (app version): Okay! :D Just sending a code to your app so you can confirm :)
Me: Okay but I’m already on the app.
Outlook: That’s okay! :D Just click “I DON’T have access to my app right now” :)
Me: I’m on the app. I’m literally- okay.
Me: *click*
Outlook: Cool! :D So you’ll need to enter this number into your app
Me: I’m not receiving these numbers on my app. None of these are showing up in my app. They aren’t showing up in my junk folder, they aren’t getting blocked, I’m just straight up not receiving them. How do I change my password WITHOUT USING THE APP TO CONFIRM
Outlook: Oh that’s easy-peasy! :D Just turn off two-factor authentication in your settings :)
Me: Okay
Outlook: :)
Me: *Turns off authentication*
Outlook: Awesome! :D Looks like you’ve turned off two-factor authentication :)
Me: ….yeah
Outlook: :)
Me:
Outlook: :)
Me:
Outlook: :)
Outlook: So if you just want to confirm that choice by entering this code into your app-
Me: OH MY GOD
Me: *deletes app, turns off phone*
Me (back on desktop): So I’d like to change my password
Outlook: Awesome! :D So if you just enter this number into your app-
Me: I cannot access the app
Outlook: Awesome! :D So if you’d prefer, we can send a code to your app-
Me: I cannot access the app
Outlook: Awesome! :D So if you can just enter this code from your app-
Me: I cannot access the app
Outlook: Oopsie-doopsie! :D Looks like there’s been a wee little whoopsie-daisy-doodle-doo verifying your account :) Now if you could just open your app-
Me: Ohhhhhhh my god
Outlook: Or download our authentication app
Me: Okay
Me: (downloads app)
Authentication app: Hi! :D
Me: Hi. I’d like to verify my desktop account.
Authentication app: Okie-dokie! :D Just log in with your email and password :)
Me: …Okay
Authentication app: Looks good to me! :D
Me: …….okay
Authentication app: :)
Me:
Authentication app: :) So what can I help you with?
Me:
Me: ….I would like. To verify my desktop account.
Authentication app: Okie-dokie! Just-
Me: I cannot access my app
Authentication app: That’s okay! :D
Me: ….okay
Authentication app: Yeah that’s what I’m here for :)
Me: okay
Authentication app: :)
Me:
Me: ….so how do I-
Authentication app: Just enter this number we sent to your authentication app-
Me: YOU ARE THE AUTHENTICATION APP
Me: YOU ARE SHOWING ME NOTHING
Authentication app: OH
Me: YEAH
Authentication app: Hmm yeah okay I see the problem
Me: DO YOU
Me: DO TOU REALLY
Authentication app: Yeah you need to confirm your account somewhere else to access me :)
Me: NO SHIT
Authentication app: Hey :( I’m only trying to help :(
Me: You’re right. Okay. I’m sorry.
Authentication app: It’s okay :)
Me: So where else can I confirm my account.
Authentication app: Oh that’s easy-peasy! :D Just open your mobile app and
Me: (slams my face directly into my desktop computer, crushing my skull and the motherboard at the exact same time and torpedoing us both directly to hell)
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Lowkey you can tell when a pride flag was made before or after their primary use shifted to Online. The way colors display digitally vs as a physical object etc. Also if you need ten different extremely specific shades of the same color that's wildly impractical. Remember when people were discoursing about that gayboy flag having a meaningful difference depending on if it was slightly more blue or greenish
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Im learning that way too many of you have no regard for your own safety or the safety of your data and also that you would be found by bailifs in a day
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can something good and pleasant happen to me now please
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not to say things on main but it’s kinda fucked up that the mockery and torment of fat people, especially fat kids, is still considered socially acceptable
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very very evil to be a child in 2008 and an adult in 2025
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car conversations so good bc of removal of eye contact expectation. let us all learn from this
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The American consumer doesn’t actually want trucks and cars that are huge enough that you can’t see a six foot tall person over the hood. They make vehicles that big now to avoid environmental regulations related to engine efficiency
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