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WHY IS THERE NO YOUNG HAYMITCH FANFICS???? GIVE ME PRE QUARTER QUELL GOODNESS.

He was shown to be a romantic. GOD KNOWS HE’D BE THE BEST BOYFRIEND PLEASE GUYS PLEASE I CANT KEEP LIVING OFF OF MY OWN IMAGINARY STORIES

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thank uuu for the tag!! omg this is so sweet, oki!

10 people i’d like to get to know better!

last song: Mother mother by Tracy Bonham

fav color: i'm a very in-between person, so it really depends on my mood. But, growing up, I was a tried and true purple and navy blue girl.

last book: a albert camus essay, 'create dangerously.'

last movie: the companion, I accidentally maybe might have binge-watched the entirety of Sophie Thatcher's imdb page.

last show: yellowjackets s3, episode 3. But I'm currently re-watching The Wilds, (rip, leah x fatin shouldve been cannon)

sweet/savory/spicy: savory 100%. I get headaches easily from too much sweet/sugary food.

relationship status: single but life is testing me

last google search: 'weather today', I've always gotta be prepared. Also the lesbian master doc cause a girl is going insane.

looking forward to: o week!! Which is in like two days now, and also the new season of yellowjackets and the new hunger games book. Also the probability that I will spend all of my money next month on clothes again.

Legit don't have anyone else to tag sooo like! This is it!

10 people i’d like to get to know better!

thanks for the tag @moonpascal 🫶🏽 these are always so cute!

last song: louder than words (from tick tick boom)! recently watched this movie again and that song just is so beautiful

fav color: blue and green! specifically baby blues and deep forest-y greens. i also love warm browns🤎

last book: i just finished reading the cruel prince and i’m reading the second book, the wicked king! i’ve been really enjoying it so far!

last movie: how to lose a guy in 10 days!! my favorite romcom of all time 🤭 my local cinema was doing a $5 rerun of it so i went to see it with my sister-in-law and it was so fun!

last show: just watched skeleton crew recently and it was so cute!! i love pirates and star wars and it was such a fun little show. i also want to watch the new spider-man show on disney plus because i’m a spidey girl through and through

sweet/savory/spicy: i’m definitely a sweets girl! i always have to have a little something sweet after a meal (even if it’s just a packet of fruit snack or something!)

relationship status: married! coming up on our third wedding anniversary this year, and our seventh year together!

last google search: "marvel rivals lagging on ps5 fix" lmao my husband and i just started playing this game and it’s so fun!! my game was lagging soo bad though and i had to reboot it and figure out how to fix it. god bless google because it worked!

looking forward to: my term ends next week! i immediately have a new term the following week but i’ll be in an observational drawing class and i’m super excited about it!

npt 💌 @amiableness @depressedcoffeeobsess @iamgonnagetyouback @g1rld1ary @cherrysxuya @sun-kissy @kyber-crystal @sunflowersonatas + anyone else who wants to join!!

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wanting to write a fic idea you came up with on an ur fav authors anon asks but also you dont wanna expose urself… THE DEMONS R FIGHTING… (but she’s also been gone for a month and i rlly like the ideaaa urg)

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um your writing is so fucking good i’m nervous 🏃🏾‍♀️

okay i think ellie would wear her strap out in public and one day reader would decide to give her a handy like- half joking but ellie actually LOVES it. like her eyes cloud over instantly and she’s spreading her legs for more

if you could do something with that i’d be forever in your debt

if you can’t i still thank you sm for your time 🙏🏾🫶🏾

she’d be kinda shy at first but seeing your palm on her shaft makes her heart skip a beat lord!!!!!

this would probably occur in one of the first time she has ever worn her cock out in public so she’s extra nervous. what absolutely doesn’t help her nerves, is how it keeps rubbing against her crotch and how you keep damn eyeing her little bulge!!!

she’d be blushy and so awkward, frantic whispers like “babe stop gawking at it…” “jeez people are gonna see, stop looking at my dick!!!!” “seriously, babe, m’never doing this again” as if it doesn’t turn her on to see your gaze drop down and your all knowing smile every two secs. rolls eyes.

it all starts when you tell her you gotta pee in the middle of lunch at an all american diner. usually, you’d go alone, but you’re begging her to come with you this time. she obliges out of innocence but has no idea what you plan to do in there. honestly, neither did you, but you just had to… touch it, for some reason. so you fondle her everywhere, squeezing her butt and making her squirm, then pressing your palm atop the bulge. she winces like you just touched her cunt in the middle of a public speech.

“baaaabe” she complains but that reddish blush gives her in. you keep toying with it above her baggy jeans, pressing it and releasing it and running your fingertips on its length. you’re giggling, she did too at first, but now ellie’s fully panting.

“i know you’re playing but this isn’t…”

you unbutton her jeans. you’re no longer giggling too.

“a game”, she breathes.

if it’s extra thick, so your palm doesn’t close all the way it makes her size kink go brrr. because as much as you love her hands she loves yours a billion times more. especially if they’re perfectly manicured, acrylics and all… you spit on your palm and smear it on her tip as u look at her like this “🥺” and her hips immediately buck like a middle schooler getting his first handy.

“wanna play with it” you murmur against her neck. her fine hairs rise, this has definitely unlocked… something.

you move your hand slow, up and down, not failing to keep eye contact with ellie for a second. her lids close, eyebrows furrow, lips forming a near pout. maybe she grew a phantom dick, or maybe it’s the pressure of the base against her clit, but she swears a pool of sweet sleek forms right below her slit.

“you’re so s-s-stupid… this isn’t funny… soooo, good” ₊˚⊹ ᰔ

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Some more inspo since I wrote this at 1 am and have been working on an inspo board since 🫶🫶

im so inlove with muse! reader x photographer! Ellie 🫶🫶🫶🫶

Something that has always plagued my mind with girlfriend! Ellie is how she would dedicate her instagram to you. I can imagine her posting your photos with cringey captions like “My muse.” and photo dumping horrible fisheye photos of your forehead for her followers to see.

I think she is also incredibly kind about her photos (especially in modern day non-tlou au) where she has a digital camera she stole from joel that she take’s everywhere- most of it being taken up of stills of her favorite person (you.)

Def takes photos of you doing the most mundane stuff and for some reason she just makes it so beautiful it has you in awe (??) Like she will take a picture of you doing the dishes and suddenly your some vogue model in a dreamy life.

These are the kinda digitals Ellie takes, and it’s caused her to gain a cult following online which she actually always forgets about (like “oh yeah that one got 14k like… i didnt realize… oh” so nonchalantly) :

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my fav genre of fics are the one’s with a pic of Ellie from an intense, sad scene and the title is like “Ellie giving you head oneshot” LIKES THAT PHOTO HAS NO CORRELATION WHAY IS GOING ON??

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Something that has always plagued my mind with girlfriend! Ellie is how she would dedicate her instagram to you. I can imagine her posting your photos with cringey captions like “My muse.” and photo dumping horrible fisheye photos of your forehead for her followers to see.

I think she is also incredibly kind about her photos (especially in modern day non-tlou au) where she has a digital camera she stole from joel that she take’s everywhere- most of it being taken up of stills of her favorite person (you.)

Def takes photos of you doing the most mundane stuff and for some reason she just makes it so beautiful it has you in awe (??) Like she will take a picture of you doing the dishes and suddenly your some vogue model in a dreamy life.

These are the kinda digitals Ellie takes, and it’s caused her to gain a cult following online which she actually always forgets about (like “oh yeah that one got 14k like… i didnt realize… oh” so nonchalantly) :

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Do I ever write fics or do I just spout out my current bedtime storyline and shut up?

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Gold rush by Taylor Swift but it’s just enemies to lovers family friends! Abby Anderson.

(That trope is a mouth full but I am a genius)

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The way everyone makes rockstar! Ellie out to be this hard core chick when my idea of rockstar! Ellie is just pheobe bridgers but gayer (if thats possible)

Like her songs are so sad and slow, but she also writes complete bs into them sometimes.

I can imagine her writing songs like graceland about reader, and reader being rockstar! Ellie’s childhood best friend.

For the rockstar! ellie x rockstar! reader girlies I can imagine the two having this weird dynamic connected to the childhood best friend to lover trope. Like the two of them loved one another but never admitted it until it was too late and now (years later) alot of their songs intertwine as they use the same metaphors for one another. (This is so self indulgent because ive been listening to Pheobe Bridgers on loop but when I say the two have extended metaphors for one another in their songs I kinda mean how in both ‘moon song’ , ‘i know the end’ and ‘killer’ they all interlink with Ellie being the killer motif and reader being this ‘dog who always comes back with a bird in her teeth’)

Further self indulgence but I can imagine their reunion one day (like a family event or something) where reader breaks the ice being saying “so you wrote a song about me?” and ellie simply says “i wrote the entire album about you.”

Anyways- soft rockstar! Ellie has my heart and soul. She’s a sweetheart who is too scared to admit her love.

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currently froth at the mouth for milf! Abby…

Like i just imagine reader is a famous rockstar and Abby’s daughter (in this scenerio Abby would have been a teen pregnancy) drags her to a concert- turns out Abby realizes that your family friends (an older sibling of yours being in Abby’s grade/year or neighbours) and things get awkward when the two families have a dinner together.

I picture reader having spotted Abby at the concert and so your kinda eyeing her up like “I know what you are…” and Abby’s trying to not fumble because you keep making ‘my-art-is-for-all-ages’ flirting (basically making Abby flustered because her daughter is also there and your whole family is there and its insane because the age gap)

I imagine reader is prob 25-27 and Abby being 36-37ish with Abby’s daughter being around 17-18 (so Abby would have had her senior year-ish (why am i going so indepth??))

Anyways she has me froth at the mouth cause just imagine how mischievous it would be- like Abby trying to hide the relationship but whenever she’s at work (i picture her as some Doctor or something) she hears the interns gossiping about your new girlfriend and she can’t help but giggle…

GOD I NEED HER SO BAD

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the way i still have a whole unfinished, unposted, Vi fic drafted on here…. (a whole two chapters too…)

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hazel callahan has been infecting my thoughts… no one understands how much i need her. The loser nature. The strong vibe. The way she just appears…. she’s as weird as me- I need her.

This is a Hazel Callahan fan club.

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Knight! Abby x Royale! Reader fic inspired by the song Ivy by taylor swift??

hmm… thinking.

lyrics specifically:

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alevel english teachers have no right being as inspirational as they are.

always thinkin about my fav teacher to this day <33

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ethel cain could scream into the mic for twenty minutes and i would still be streaming it.

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thinking thoughts (mischievously)