emotionally-frenzied-merasmus

[emotionally-frenzied-merasmus]

listen, i didn't drag this account out from the void of inactivity for pyro not to get to the finals. I am not back in the tf2 hyperfixation but I will not idle by and watch pyro lose.

I ask a simple request, Vote Pyro.

Alright, back to my other hyperfixations.

Propaganda:

Nimona

-Shapeshifters are inherently trans.

-Started out as a whisp of red in the movie so no AGAB, so any gender is trans for them

-In the comic their parents accuse them of being a changling that replaced their "Real" Child, so there's some queer angst

-They spend the movie being told it would be "easier" if they were just a girl and pushing against that

-"And now you're a boy." "I am today."

-"But I'm not a girl. I'm a shark!"

-The creator is also trans and this story seems to be very dear to him

-Any sympathetic monster story is gonna be heavy with the queerness, especially this one where the trans allegory is woven throughout every bit of the story

Pyro

-What are they hiding under there? Not our business!

-There's a few times in the comic where they joke about Pyro possibly being a woman (one in particular where Soldier seemed to be calling them a woman but was talking about something else)

-I'm trans and obsessed with them

[emotionally-frenzied-merasmus]

Heya, mod here.

This blog, @emotionally-frenzied-merasmus will be radio silent now. It's not school related, just the hyperfixation has subsided and no longer has a chokehold on me.

If you want to, you may keep sending asks to my account, I'll respond to them but Merasmus no longer is a huge part of the emotionally/physically/mentally community.

Thank you for all the good times, I will return when the old gay men hyperfixation hits me like a train crash but until then, Farewell Friends.

Someone else will also be taking over all the merasmus content until i return which may be a few months, might be forever.

This is their blog, please be nice to them. @emotionallyexcitablemerasmus

[emotionally-frenzied-merasmus]

[ A letter written with barely legible handwriting has made its way to you. It reads as follows:

From the desk of Dr. Humboldt,

"I have been informed that you may know something regarding the on-going Halloween situation! Namely, you may know why my team has been plagued by it for much longer than a single month. Please get back to me as soon as you can, as this is causing more issues the longer it goes on!

Eindeutig das Beste!" ]

@physically-vampiric-medic

[Merasmus reads the letter and pulls out a piece of paper and starts writing on it.]

"Dear Dr. Humbolt,

I sadly have no idea why this phenomenon is lasting for over a month for you and your team. Well, yes I know about the Halloween situation and I specifically only come out during this period, I do not have a clue why it's lasting for much longer than a single month. I will get back to you when I have information on why this phenomenon is happening.

Sincerely,

Merasmus"

[They take the paper and fold it up into thirds and place it in an envelope, using magic to send it to the other's mailbox]

[emotionally-frenzied-merasmus]

(Alright, just don't do things like this again. Just forget this exchange didn't happen in the rp)

HowDY [Pardner], I WOulD [love] T0O C0mMIsSIoN A [body] tO [Reach past the darkness] AnD 3NteR [heaven] I CAN s3ND U [schematics] ALonG WitH [dimensions] AnD onCe itS [construction complete] I WilL KROMER YoU!!?

(ooc of you don't know what kromer is it's just money)

-@physically-corrupted-spamton

Hm.. ya just want a physical body, huh? I'm sure I could work out some kinda machine or robotic form for ya. Though, money ain't really needed as much these days, I wonder if there's somethin' else you could offer

[emotionally-frenzied-merasmus]

(hey, you do know this toes the line on what's fun in an rp and what's annoying. Just let us have our fun and just step back and watch, okie?)

HowDY [Pardner], I WOulD [love] T0O C0mMIsSIoN A [body] tO [Reach past the darkness] AnD 3NteR [heaven] I CAN s3ND U [schematics] ALonG WitH [dimensions] AnD onCe itS [construction complete] I WilL KROMER YoU!!?

(ooc of you don't know what kromer is it's just money)

-@physically-corrupted-spamton

Hm.. ya just want a physical body, huh? I'm sure I could work out some kinda machine or robotic form for ya. Though, money ain't really needed as much these days, I wonder if there's somethin' else you could offer

[emotionally-frenzied-merasmus]

hey merasillasmus ya goofball

thanks for being there for me and saying I’m a good friend / tumblr mutual. The same goes for you, pal. Keep up the good work!

-EBS mod

Love ya.(platoniclly)

Same for you partner.

Have a great day/night/afternoon/evening/ life.

[emotionally-frenzied-merasmus]

If this gets two hundred thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I'll commit one self care

[emotionally-frenzied-merasmus]

If this gets two hundred thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I'll commit one self care

[emotionally-frenzied-merasmus]

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

[emotionally-frenzied-merasmus]

*deep sigh*

Soldier, this is why you check with me before trusting some weird personified pop-up ad.

I don't even know what "kromer" is but I'm guessing it's some sort of currency.

HELLo THeRE [Patroit]

I'VE COMe TO OFF3R YOU A [Not a Sc4m]

WOuLD YOU LIKE TO [PURCHAS3D] 10 AND A HALF LARGE [Star spangled banner]?

THEY NORmaLLY GO FOr [A small loan of a million dollars] BUT WItH THIS D3AL, ALL YOU'LL N3ED TO PAY IS 23 KROMER.

@physically-corrupted-spamton

WHO ARE YOU? AND WHAT IS KROMER?

[emotionally-frenzied-merasmus]

*They're up on a bookcase for a good reason*

Are you ever going to forgive me for trading your chocolate bar for a a piece of strawberry gum?

*sitting on the top of a bookcase*

Wow, More soldiers.

*tosses a pack of good tasting mre off the top of the bookcase*

`@emotionally-frenzied-merasmus

He slaps it to the side before it hits him, sending it to the floor with a clatter. You scared him shitless, but he's overreacting so you don't notice.

"HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT AN ALLIANCE WITH ME, WIZARD MAGGOT SCUM?!" He shakes his fist. "I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THOSE THINGS YOU DID THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER!"

He's talking about Halloween.

[emotionally-frenzied-merasmus]

🦭❤️

[emotionally-frenzied-merasmus]

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

[emotionally-frenzied-merasmus]

Press the button

[emotionally-frenzied-merasmus]

hi hello there

i follow all yhe emotional/mental/physical xyz mercs like pokemom cards tbh

[emotionally-frenzied-merasmus]

@emotionally-intuitive-engineer

It seems you have a fan.

somebody help him

[emotionally-frenzied-merasmus]

@number1soldierfanreal

do not put soldiers in the same enclosure as they are very territorial and will fight to assert dominance,