munchausen syndrome is what hansel and gretel had
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being a water sign is a built in mental illness.
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being queer isn’t my only personality trait. i also hate cops
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Why are colds like
One Nostril: I’m cool
Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.
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quit being embarrassed about your interests. we’re all just spinning through time and space on a floating green rock at a thousand miles an hour. it’s all just dust
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The sky isn’t necessarily black at night, it just turns transparent
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raising my hand in lecture and saying “prev tags” after someone else makes a good point
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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this
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i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet.
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currently drinking juice with my custom krazy straw that says “bitch” while wearing comically large sunglasses and i think im finding my true self rn tbh
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