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I HATE THE KETO DIET

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An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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God bless Murph for seeing a season with guns and airship battles and planes and deciding to play a character with an effective range of one foot.

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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I just think everyone should take a moment to consider the question "what is your visual shorthand for cruelty?" and then follow it up with a critical "and who taught you that?"

specific examples include but are not limited to

why is an evil timeline character design disabled? (why do the heroes go through equally punishing battles and never lose an arm, a leg, an eye?)

why are the futuristic scifi terrorists uniformly darker skinned? (why are the heroes so much lighter?)

why is the greedy boss fat? (why are the heroes skinny?)

why is the criminal mastermind heavily scarred? (why is the brooding, traumatized hero unscathed?)

why is the predatory creep a bearded person in a dress and makeup? (why are none of the heroes trans women?)

who taught you that this is how things are?

how long do you plan on repeating it?

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Public Apology, I have been corrected, there was apparently art of the mech in episode One. Wish I. Wish I had seen it before I figured my own out from scratch. I think I was thinking about Maxwell gloves

"If you're hearing this, Van, Monty, Junker, Daisuke. I'm Sorry. I never should have attempted it without you."

Wip??? I suppose?

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also fucked up how AA is like "if you ever drink again its all over for you! one beer and you're instantly an alchy again" its a great way to establish a self-fulfilling prophecy that sends people right back to the meetings and shit. one of my biggest milestones in recovery is the fact i can chill and have a couple beers or a glass of wine and not go out of control. obviously it looks different for everybody, which is exactly the problem with orgs like AA and NA that drill you with the idea you are powerless to your addiction and there's nothing you can ever do about it besides pray or call some guy and you need to feel bad and guilty for being an addict.

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Lord Mordecestershire tally:

Punched by own men✔️

Sweating from every orifice✔️

Out-fisted by man on ground✔️

Thrown off ship✔️

Nat 20 insight and you just find out he's Sad✔️

Shot by pappy 1✔️

Shot by pappy 2✔️

Throws self off ship✔️

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OKAY FOR COLDSHOT NO ART JUST CALLING IT, I THINK ITS PRETTY DARN CLOSE

"If you're hearing this, Van, Monty, Junker, Daisuke. I'm Sorry. I never should have attempted it without you."

Wip??? I suppose?

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The Marshmallowship Returns for a Masquerade (comm)

Gold fondant leggings, candy jewelry and general Shenanigans

(and a new character Nonna! She is a little gummy bear)

ACOC party for comm🍬

Sometimes family is :

-a gummy worm knight

-a small bit of freezer meat that was left in the fridge and is just 90% freezer burn

-A star candy cleric that is neither living nor dead

-A poison apple

(Alts below)

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daisuke bucklesby tho 💓💘💗💞💖💓💘

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it’s not about the switch 2 being a bad console it’s about you happily giving hundreds of dollars to nintendo on release day when your close friends cant even afford groceries

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hey i’m so sorry but i did burst in to tears when daisuke explained that he’s been looking out for olethra for so long. what do you mean he’s been looking out for his ex wife’s family as a promise to her. im not ok im not ok

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physically incapable of being upset by being rickrolled. if it’s well executed i get to engage in the playful wink-nod with the jokester. and if it’s obvious. well then i just get to see my beautiful friend rick astley

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Also my real first ending as someone who failed KIPP’s route

Was pleasantly surprised to see my boi, I just imagine the two of them wistfully staring at the rat grinders they had wanted to be here with

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"If you're hearing this, Van, Monty, Junker, Daisuke. I'm Sorry. I never should have attempted it without you."

Wip??? I suppose?