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WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!????????!!!!?


fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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Shovelling oily gyoza after another into my mouth cus the oily gyoza craving demon in my brain tells me to
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I feel like clawing and burrowing and worm my fingers into my face when I'm overwhelmed by literally anything
#so relatable#idk how to tag this#so me coded#send help#hell is a teenage girl#theres worms in my face#get me out of here
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Sorry guys I got run over by a monster truck driven by gerbils but we are so back(part 2)
#so relatable#hello im back#im back baby#monster trucks#gerbils#totally true#so me coded#hell is a teenage girl#its not true im lying sorry
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i hate it when my mums boyfriends take an interest in me like man you are NOT going to be here in a months time stop asking me about my personal interests and hobbies and my hopes for the future AS IF youre going to be involved in them
#idk how to tag this#so relatable#so me coded#i dont like men#im suprised i dont like men isnt a tag??#boyfriend#mothers#im so tired#i dont like this#dont look at me#dont perceive me
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Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me
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it’s so cool that you can just imagine things. anything you want. all for free. anytime anywhere. and nobody ever gets to see it except for you. so cool
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My first time using AO3 had me feeling like I was trying to hack into some government mainframe to find the most devious X reader fanfics possible at 14
#i love ao3#fanfic#ao3 fanfic#ao3#ao3 virgin#dumbass#idk how to use ao3#i love x reader fanfics#shoot me#idk how to tag this#i need sleep#so relatable
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Can more people please like my posts so I can have a feeling of acknowledgement as a speck within this indescribably massive pool of people out there in the world pretty plz
#girlblogging#please#im desperate#attention seeking#i want attention#blergh#i need genuine human connection#so me coded#so relatable#hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy
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I will never understand why chromebook bothers to ask me whether I want a "recap" of my previous tabs, and I say no, and yet still when I go to open chrome ALL THE TABS ARE STILL THERE ! THERE IS NO NEED TO ASK YOU DIDNT EVEN LISTEN TO ME WHEN I ANSWERED AUGH
#aughhh#chrome#send help#so annoying#chrome is a man#so relatable#hell is a teenage girl#weaponised incompetence#blergh#idk how to tag this#chromebook#laptop#google#for shits and giggles
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The possibilities of where my makeup can end up is quite literally endless - a tote bag? a coat?? mum's handbag??? pair of jeans???? backpack????? in the car?????? makeup bag where it's supposed to be????????
#makeup#im just a girl#this is what makes us girls#girl thoughts#girlblogging#girlhood#where is my eyeliner pencil???#send help#hell is a teenage girl#so me coded#so relatable#lip liner#eyeshadow#lip gloss#omg i found it#i love makeup
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AO3 and me until the end 🤞 knows me better than anymore else

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