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MEEP JR. (MIME JR. + MAREEP)
It invades the mind of its opponent, sending endless clones of itself hurtling over an imaginary fence to lure them to sleep.
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the minecraft movie is so fucking good i love it
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#burger doesn’t 100% have to be beef#but it has to be at least pretending to be#like#impossible meat burger? yes burger#ground turkey burger? sure yes burger#breaded whole chicken breast? absolutely not burger#burger doesn’t have to even be on burger bun so why would burger bun be what makes it a burger#look at in n out. protein style burger is lettuce wrapped and that’s still a burger#the defining feature of a burger is the patty not the bread
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contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don’t feel that internal sense of ‘i am a woman’ or ‘i am a man’, and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone’s like ‘idk dude I just work here’ then that’s valid
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ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries
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me when i have to go to my job that i willingly applied for and honestly isn’t even difficult and is on the whole pretty enjoyable
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Friends described living under the Trump Administration as being slowly beaten to death by a rubber chicken.
It still hurts. It's still painful. But you keep hearing a synthetic BAWWW every time it hits you as a constant reminder of how it's the stupidest possible way to die.
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has anyone uploaded the tit livestream vod 😭 i can’t find any on youtube and the people who were saying they were going to never did
#sorry i’m poor i dont have $15 for a glorified twitch stream#if it were like $5 sure whatever but 15 for a livestream recording of a stage show is insane#dan and phil#dan and phil games
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also if you dont have a ticket but want to watch idk maybe dont click these words or do ;)
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I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.
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