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So I'm at my parents house and it is glowing. It's glowing because the longer things are around her, the more they start to glow. Or it could be that I did three bong hits earlier and the sun is streaming into the dirty bay windows of my parents house of forgotten toys. I'm here because we are renovating the bathroom in the other house. I've been dreaming about owning a RV trailer. It must be what happens when you turn forty-nine. it's like I want to go to Burning Man but I also need a CPAP machine to sleep. I know," CPAP machines are so damn hot.:" I am going through all the crap one accumulates. I have a box of dive gear from my childhood that I have to part with. It's stupid to carry around old scuba gear that is a lot safer hanging in a seafood restaurant than it is in the ocean. I've been thinking that the RV could be made self sufficient. The good ones have a solar package. You can get incinerating toilets and water filtration units. It's possible to run wind generators as well. It could have a simply safe alarm system. It's hard to know if my retirement will be a condo in Florida or the nuclear wastelands of New Mexico. Either way I need my CPAP machine to sleep or I am an asshole all day. And there will be enough assholes to go around. Don't you want at least one well rested pleasant mutant in the apocalypse. The one I want looks like the love child of a greyhound and an Amtrak train. It's called an Airstream trailer and for some reason I can't stop looking at them. To most, they look like stainless steal tubes going down the road. To me, they always looked like a 1950s space ship being pulled by rednecks. It's like a toy you can live in. My girl says they look like they are for old people. Yeah, fucking cool old people. The kind that will have sex in your driveway before the grand kids wake up kind of old people. But still old people so I get her point. I have porn tabs open of gay guro sex, so there will be time to close out the walk through of the new 2019 models. They have a solar package and two propane tanks. You can switch between solar and electric. I'm basically window shopping for things I can't afford. It's retail masturbation while I throw out things from past lives that I no longer need to carry.

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Tumblr is dead

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Not anymore

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Me after retirement

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Great story

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Mysogyny

Reblog if your blog contains depictions of misogyny, male supremacy and fantasies of sexualized violence against cunts, whores and fuckholes

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Tumblr really wants me to see under aged lesbians and weed.

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Tumblr is crap now

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I love mansplaining or talk as we used to call it.

So many great ideas for a book.

Tonight’s thought, “101 Mansplains.”

It would be 101 topics mansplained for girls.

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It's pickle rick !

Pickle Rick by Saiyan Glass!

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This is why I didn't talk to women

What do you think you look sexiest in? 

The blood of my enemies and men who think this an appropriate question to ask women they don’t know

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What a random abnoxious long post. Who cares?

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

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We hate you too. As a social class

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

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I love a bitch that knows what she wants.

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Why wouldn't anyone

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

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YES!!!