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I worked very hard on this

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Freeman Pride

(personal flags - may do more or post a template but that’s why its just a few)

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My two dogs

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BREAKDOWN 👤

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Shane's Birthday✨✨

Spring20🐔

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I can't be scared of ai a-holes stealing my shit anymore. I'm posting everything I have at the lowest possible resolution and slapping my watermark at the biggest onto everything I have going forward.

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Of Dewdrops and Honey part 1

(A Stardew Valley fan comic)

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Drake: well you’re not even as popular as me, AND you’re short

Kendrick: you’re an embodiment of everything wrong with this industry. You lie about everything, your surgeries, your own children that YOU are responsible for, yet you act just like your father who kicked off this entire cycle that you continue to perpetuate. Your son is growing up with not only an embarrassment of a father but a PEDOPHILE of a father. You wanna talk about God’s plan, well let’s talk about MY plan for you

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Lmaoo

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Some disses are made for clout, or industry drama, or to further a career, build a rep, or promote an upcoming project. Others are made because you deadass fucking HATE a man. Drake is turning to the crowd for approval after every bar, Kendrick is holding direct eye contact and not blinking.

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I hear Kendrick Lamar murdered Drake with his voice.........shouted him apart.....

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S/O has fallen asleep on a long car ride home, and are still asleep when they arrive to the house

(Any you want!)

Undertale Sans - He boops your nose until you wake up. You're annoyed and growling, but he won't stop. Sorry, he can't exactly carry you home with his size. He's amused by your reaction though.

Undertale Papyrus - He carries you home and lies you on the couch, without waking you up. He's kinda used to this with Sans, so it's no big deal. You better wake up before dinner though or he's flipping the couch with you in it to wake you up.

Underswap Sans - He leaves the key of the car in your hand and he leaves. You'll come home when you'll eventually wake up. He even opens a window so you don't die from overheating, what a gentleman.

Underswap Papyrus - He tries to carry you because he wants to do well, but, uh... He underestimated the size of the door. And the corridor. And the living room entrance. He cringes every time your head unfortunately meets a wall. You wake up with a bad headache.

Underfell Sans - He flicks you behind the head to wake you up. You growl and whine, so he gives you a second one to make sure you're not going to fall back asleep. He's mean.

Underfell Papyrus - He suddenly raises the radio volume to maximum and plays death metal. You are for sure awake now, completely confused and wondering what the hell just happened. Edge smirks at you and leaves the car to go home.

Horrortale Sans & Papyrus - They're staring at you intensely, not sure what to do about this. Willow can't carry you, and Oak starts to freak out, asking his brother to check if you're dead, just in case. You wake up to Willow poking your foot with a stick and Oak sniffing your face. What the hell.

Swapfell Sans - Nox sighs, then picks you up with blue magic and makes you fly home above his head. He then has to explain to the neighbors that he is actually not carrying a corpse and to stop calling the cops on him for stupid reasons.

Swapfell Papyrus - He randomly screams like he's getting murdered, making you jump out of your skin. Rus can't stop chuckling after that. Oh man, the look on your face, it's hilarious. What? You thought he would pass an opportunity like this?

Fellswap Gold Sans - He says loudly "We're home" a few times. If after five times, you're still not awake, he makes your soul blue and yeets you out of the car straight to the pond. You're welcome.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He gently picks you up, put you in bed, climbs in the bed, lays on top of you and he immediately starts to snore. You're not the only one tired, now you're his pillow.

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