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enith-derogatory
Ibuprofen, my beloved
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enith-derogatory Β· 5 hours ago
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Orbeez, please and thanks you!
Going to scary zoo. Want anything?
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enith-derogatory Β· 14 hours ago
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guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together
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enith-derogatory Β· 14 hours ago
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Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?
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enith-derogatory Β· 14 hours ago
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If you have an address within the United States, PLEASE consider taking sixty seconds to visit https://protectmypublicmedia.org to protest the executive order recently put in place to cut funding to vital public education and media programs such as PBS, PBS Kids, and NPR (national public radio).
PBS funds The American Experience show, which creates hour-long documentaries about American history. They frequently feature minority groups, African-American history, and missteps the government has made over the years. My favorites are the Love Canal doc, The Polio Crusade (which covers the march of dimes), and the history of American Eugenics doc. Watching their videos with your adblocker disabled is an easy way to give them money.
A PBS passport also only costs $5 a month minimum and provides access to a host of other content.
PLEASE take a moment to do send an email to your rep and sign the petition in the link below. This is vitally important programming which disproportionately benefits the poorest and most marginalized, but is still incredibly enjoyable even to those who don't need it. And remember: an uneducated public is an oppressed public.
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enith-derogatory Β· 14 hours ago
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κ•€ deep & kind asks
juniper ➳ what personality trait does someone need to have for you to feel safe with them?
magnolia ➳ what job would you be terrible at, and why?
oak ➳ are there any songs you know all the lyrics to?
willow ➳ what is your favorite, most treasured memory?
aspen ➳ are your dreams usually bizarre or realistic? what’s the last thing you remember dreaming about?
tupelo ➳ do you have a favorite season? what makes this season better than others for you?
pine ➳ what is the greatest thing about being you?
rosewood ➳ if money/time wasn’t an issue, what would you invest your energy in?
acacia ➳ when was the last time you did something for the first time?
spruce ➳ if you could wake up tomorrow with one new quality or skill, what would it be?
birch ➳ can you think of any butterfly effects in your life?
palm ➳ what is a milestone, goal or event you’re currently working towards?
maple ➳ is there any good news you’ve gotten recently?
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enith-derogatory Β· 17 hours ago
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I gave hims a dunce cap....
imagine a goat with a hat
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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
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enith-derogatory Β· 17 hours ago
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gimme yellow!
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enith-derogatory Β· 17 hours ago
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Reblog for good luck if you saw purple!!!
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enith-derogatory Β· 21 hours ago
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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
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enith-derogatory Β· 1 day ago
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Hey everybody, what's your best "If I had a nickel" story? I'll go first:
If I had a nickel for every time a straight guy named Anthony fell for me without realizing I was a lesbian, threatened to kill himself if I didn't go out with him anyway, and joined ISIS after we broke up, I'd have two nickels, which is a whole tens cents :)
Your turn!
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enith-derogatory Β· 1 day ago
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enith-derogatory Β· 1 day ago
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"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."
Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.
Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.
REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH
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enith-derogatory Β· 1 day ago
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reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them
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enith-derogatory Β· 1 day ago
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Babbe pleasse. I loves yooiu
Typbing >ssin haard
Thense arm braces ar e so bukky, I feel like A power Roger
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enith-derogatory Β· 1 day ago
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It's Not Summer Without Flowers!!!
Support a struggling artist by filling your home with forever flowers.
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The Trump economy has hit me hard. Im nearly 4 months behind on rent. I'm desperate to preserve my housing, as moving isn't really an option.
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enith-derogatory Β· 1 day ago
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Thense arm braces ar e so bukky, I feel like A power Roger
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enith-derogatory Β· 2 days ago
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Giving him my arthritis :)
And my hallucinations!
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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