I'm Monty, I am a dude living in Seattle, and I am several kinds of nerd.
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some of my best friends i met at the devil’s sacrament
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Anxiety: You're almost 30 and haven't published a single book. You wasted your chance to become a successful author!
Me: Stan Lee created Spider-Man at age 40. George R. R. Martin wrote A Game of Thrones at age 48.
Anxiety: Oh fuck nvm you do you, king.
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How do you feel about the Sabrina Carpenter discourse?
honestly extremely funny that people are so mad about an image that's so tame. people are talking about it like it's hardcore pussy out p o r n and then you google it and it actually looks like a perfume commercial that decided to get a tiny bit risqué
#it feels pretty tame to me#but then I came up in the 1980s#I feel like people's heads would explode if they ever saw a glame metal video#tawny kitaen please save us
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#i decided long ago#like in livejournal days#that anyone who orders me to reblog something#anything#can get stuffed#i curate this space not you
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and you're telling me the popular ship in the fandom is gideon/harrow and not gideon/dulcinea. that's what i'm given to understand. no one else is melting at gideon saying very genuinely "i don't want you to die". no one else is really really smitten with dulcinea and practically swoons when she talks
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there used to be this giant book that was shipped to everybodies home whiched doxxed everybody in the city
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*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.
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David D. Doniger & Co, 1955
#put a pipe on this guy you got J.R. ‘Bob’ Dobbs#not happy about using single quotes there but no choice
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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The Gay Coloring Book (undated), another gem from Cornell University's Images from the Rare Book and Manuscript Collections on JSTOR.
You'll have to visit the university library to see the inside of the book, though. But fret not, with more than 11,000 additional images in the collection, there's plenty to keep you busy—and they are all free and open for everyone!
UPDATE: @commander-kiranerys just shared a link to the full scan! https://www.houstonlgbthistory.org/Houston80s/Assorted%20Pubs/gay%20coloring%20book.pdf
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reminder that "allies welcome" was once secret code for "those not out yet can still participate without putting themselves at risk", and for those who aren't out yet to comfortably exist in these spaces you have to let allies exist in those spaces too.
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i love the cast and the cast loves me right back
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