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Enneagrams Ordering in the Drive-Thru in a Van

Type 1: "Everyone, shut up! I need to know all of your guys' meals so we can order in a timely manner."

Type 2: "I'll get a medium 3 with a coke...no sauce....unless they ask. If they do ask, could you possibly do BBQ? But only if they ask. Well, actually-"

Type 3: *becomes a salesperson* "If you are looking for spicy food, Number 3 is a great choice. However, if you like the classic burger taste-"

Type 4: "I'll just get- *exquisite custom order* -and that will do it for me."

Type 5: "I'll just have a water and fries. I want to go home and watch a documentary."

Type 6: "I don't know what I want...ya know? Like I think I know what I want right now, but by the time I get to the window to receive my food I may be in the mood for something else."

Type 7: "Ooooo! I know a good shop down the street that sells killer ice cream. We can go there next."

Type 8: "You're literally so slow Ordering! *pushes slow poke to the side* They would like a number 4 and I'd like a number 5."

Type 9: "I'd like a number 1 please. Oh yes. Medium is fine. Yes, a coke would be great." Crap I don't like coke.

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(Mainly Chaotic)Things I've Heard Over Headset While Working Fast Food As Enneagram Types:

Type 1: "Ask for ___ (Drink carriers, sauses, drink size ect.)"

Type 2: "Could we just promo out an ice cream cone? They look like they need one..."

Type 3: "Guys, our SOS (Speed of Service) is at 1:26...YUH LET'S GO!"

Type 4: "There is an adorable golden retriever mix in the gold station wagon. My mood has been boosted."

Type 5: "After I get off, I'm going home stripping off all my dirty clothes and binge watching my comfort show in the nude."

Type 6: "This guy almost ran me over with his big-ass truck...send help."

Type 7: "This couple offered to let me join them on their vacation. I mean...I could fit into a suitcase so-"

Type 8: "If this car doesn't go into the second lane, I'm going to shoot myself."

Type 9: "Please don't do that. You're scaring the customers...and me."

For context, I work at a Chick-fil-A and I'm mostly outside taking orders in drive-thru face-to-face. Not only can I see the customers, but I can also see some of my coworkers.

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Enneagram Types as Anime Tropes

Type 1: The White Knight

Type 2: The Elderly Person In Every Anime

Type 3: The main protagonist in Shōnen animes

Type 4: The Half-Human

Type 5: The One with the Glasses (u know)

Type 6: The Childhood Friend

Type 7: The Rowdy Athlete

Type 8: The Tsundere

Type 9: The "Doormat" Heroin (plz don't kill me)

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Enneagram Types as things I have heard my mom tell my dad over the phone

Type 1: "I don't know! I didn't want to grab the marker out of her hand! She was drawing, but I didn't want it to get on the floor!"

Type 2: "Well, I am just asking for future references (clothing size). ... It's supposed to be a surprise! That's why I am asking you four months earlier!"

Type 3: "I think I have convinced myself I did something that I actually didn't do. I am that good of a saleswoman."

Type 4: "Sometimes I think we should just drop everything and hit the road to see the world."

Type 5: "By the time I figure this out, something else will happen and then I will have to learn something else. I don't mind, but can they see my achievements before moving onto a different subject?"

Type 6: "I just wanted them to lay the ground so I knew what was coming!"

Type 7: "Can't we visit all of the restaurants in XXX? If we take everything to go, we will have food for when we get back (from vacation)."

Type 8: "There was a kid at the grocery store that I think I scared. I just asked him a simple question and he just-"

Type 9, wine glass in hand: "They were all upset and now here I am." *sips*

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Enneagram Types doing homework

Type 1, checks notes to homework for the fouth time: "Okay one more time just for good measure."

Type 2: "Could I pass this class by flirting?"

Type 3, thinking they're failing (they are passing): "I think the only thing keeping me from failing is the aura of intelligence that surrounds me."

Type 4: "What would happen if Bob really had to buy 60 watermelons? Could it be for a party?"

Type 5 with stacks of books piled around them: "It wasn't required. It just interested me."

Type 6: "Ah...this is new.....great..."

Type 7: "If I get this done, I can move to Russia with my goats and my guitar."

Type 8, finishes homework: "I am god!"

Type 9: "I have been staring at this for the past 30 minutes and i have already exhausted myself."

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Enneagram Midnight Cooking Shenanigans

Type 1: "That's not how you make it!"

Type 2: "Just reuse the pans when a batch is done. There should be enough for the whole neighborhood."

Type 3: "Look at these!!!"

Type 4: "Look at this cool recipe! It's inspired by Lord of the Rings!"

Type 5: "Can I be a master stirrer?"

Type 6: "No. You're going to make a chemical reaction and blow up the whole kitchen."

Type 7: "Let's try it all!" *chaotically makes every dish known to man*

Type 8: "No. Here, give me the spatula."

Type 9: "I think they look fine...sorta."

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Someone: You suck!

Type 8: no u!

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I just want things to calm down, but not to the point where it is unnatural.

Probably Type 6

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Type 9: Okay. What do when this happens?

Type 8: Fight me!

Type 9: no.

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Type 9: "Okay, our house is burning down and you can save the cake or me, what do you choose?"

Type 5: "Well, that's not fair. The cake doesn't have legs."

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Enneagram Types as things I heard on a Discord VoiceChat.

Type 1: "Um...."*mutes member*

Type 2: "I am going to adopt all of you."

Type 3: "Dude...your mic sucks."

Type 4: "I was playing xxx and i guess i dazed off and three hours have gone by.

Type 5: "Why tho?"

Type 6: "I gotchu. Go to the xxxx channel and I'll send you the link there."

Type 7: "That's sad! Take it to the sad corner!" *Moves person to other voice channel*

Type 8: "I can teach you how to make a shank out of chapstick."

Type 9: "Can't we all just get along?" *later leaves voicechat and doesn't enter for years*

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Type 3: Who can get this milk the cheapest?

Type 7: Not you...

Type 3 and Type 7: It's on.

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Type 5: Why are you wearing those? They look uncomfortable.

Type 4: I just think they look neat.

Type 4: *dramatically does a split*

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Type 8: *coughs violently*

Type 2: Don’t die.

Type 8: Don’t tell me what to do.

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*7 gets hit by a car*

Type 7 *texting the group chat*: YOOO GUESS WHO JUST GOT A VIBE CHECK FROM GOD!!!

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Type 9: you need a hobby

Type 4: i have a hobby

Type 9: being "edgy" is not a hobby

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Caterpillars have more muscles than humans but I’d like to see one try to fight me in real life and see what happens.

Probably Type 8s