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remember that time society made you assume you were straight

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I’m reading up on chocolate frog cards in the Harry Potter universe, for reasons, and-

“Came up with the ever changing floor plan.” 

Really, Ravenclaw? Really?

“You know what this school needs? To not make any sense-”

“Rowena, I don’t think-”

“Exactly, you don’t think. I’m brilliant and this is perfect. Moving staircases, walls that think they’re doors-”

“But how will the students get to class?”

“They’ll have to figure it out.”

“…”

“Everyday. They will figure it out everyday. My students will live in a tower and navigate these stairs every time.”

“The stairs move! This doesn’t seem safe…I think I’ll put my common room in the basement, Rowena.”

“Ditto. I think the dungeons would be safer…”

“…My kids will brave these stairs. I’ll take the other tower.”

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me? overreacting? probably 

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This tweet makes my day. lol

(x)

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reblog this with the first celebrity crush you remember ever having in the tags

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I love Internet grammar I love how “you what mate” is an incredulous question but “u wot m8” is an invitation to fight I love how straight people are different to Straight People I love how smol is so much smaller than small I live how thiS, tHIS and THIS are all different in my mind i luv how dis spelling make sarcasm I love how haha, lol and lmao are completely different emotions I love how….. This…. Makes everything… So much more dramatic???? Tone is so hard to convey in writing u go lil buddies you go

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Have you ever drank pee?

Nope! (send me have you evers?)

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Have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time? XD

😂😂 can’t say I’ve had the pleasure. I have, though, sneezed while on a period and that might be equally weird 😂Thank you for asking!!(send me have you evers?)

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Anyone up to sending me some “Have you evers”? Please? :D I'll only answer yes/no (unless you want me to) q's of any kind welcome

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i get slightly gayer every time a girl takes her hair out of a ponytail and runs her hands through it

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Reblog and tag with that one Vine that will always make you lose your shit.

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anyways… reblog + tag what you smell like according to what does a hero smell like 🍃

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reblog this and tag how u feel and what ur doing rn

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“I think they think I’m a bit odd, you know. Some people call me ‘Loony’ Lovegood, actually.”

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is anyone else’s favourite part of harry potter the daily grind of hogwarts life? when i’m watching the movies i always think they’re missing something and i just realised it’s the part of the book where they’re like chilling in the common room doing homework and all the birthday & christmas presents they get each other every book and dinners in the great hall and stuff

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completely fucking forgot about this thing fronm two years ago that makes an equal amout of sense read from both left to right and right to left

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how come she married him? she hated him.