enthusiasticcoconutcrab

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Sooner than you think

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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for

rb and write a word to make a story

once

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One crab can't kill you but a rave of crabs can nip you to death

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. CRAB 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

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D:

req'd by @silvertongue-records

oh god NOT the bucket

text: For your crimes you are now crab. Your punishment: The Bucket

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reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

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alright trans ppl we're returning to the fucking sea until shit gets better lets go everyone

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if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

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So I found this picture of a coconut crab on Google and I love it. The vibe, the editing, it's everything. This is one of the best pictures on the Internet

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only found out about the Okinawan blueberry hermit crab today and I’m already in love. his soulful little eyes. his purpleness.

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Donald Trump has been arrested

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The job market over here is terrible too, sorry. I could eat you if it'd make you feel better?

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

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Sometimes you gotta sing your own shrimple song… 🎵

🎉🦐HAPPY SHROMP WEEK 2023, CRUSTACEAN NATION!🦐🎉

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crabmultitool

crabmultitool

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Farewell Sweet Crabs 👋 🦀

When I remember my crab friends I'll think of:

the turning of the tides