every friend group has:
- a sad man who loves history and chaos
- a theoretical physicist who loves bullying
- a chef from Arizona who becomes an empire slayer
- a space pirate who is also an engineer
- a sentient plant
- a robot lady who can create a simulacrum of your most prominent ex
extras:
+ the space pirate/engineer's two older selves from alternate realities
+ the space pirate/engineer's "fully platonic" friend who is obsessed with journalism
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"i'm standing here in the middle of this weird place with you. I choose this." followed shortly after by "gloria's making stew for the k-pop wolves right now" is the true caspar midnightburger experience
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What do you mean this polycule doesnt have a antifascist chef mommy, an ex space pirate/engineer, a dilf, and a girlboss scientist? I'm going home.
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Caspar revealing that he likes birds in the same episode Ava reveals her favorite song from childhood was about murdering pigeons is so funny why are they like this
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Having listened to all of midnight burger in a week and having started wolf 359 two days ago I have determined that I am cursed to fall in love with sad, dumb, adhd men
It’s a heavy burden but one I carry with pride
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what if I combined my interests together
rvb/mb au that I’ve lovingly dubbed… red versus burger
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Guys....guys you don't get it. They run a diner
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he's just some guy. he used to work at the dmv. he's 173 years old. he has two moms. he had a robot made specifically for him by his wife to torment him in every reality for leaving. he's only had a good idea once. his misery may be the most consistent thing in the multiverse. he helps run a time traveling, dimension spanning diner. I didn't say his name but you thought of him, didn't you?
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Ava is sick of shmutz (redraw)
i looked at the old one and it hurt me, PLEASE LISTEN TO MIDNIGHT BURGER
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