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I want you to imagine the face I made when this audio drama had an error in one of the files, cutting out the middle of a very specific word, leading to... this.

nsfw i guess??? im laughing too hard

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happy father's day to eparch. No one else just eparch. The worst father

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So it's Father's Day and yeah I know Eparch is their uncle not their dad but shhhhh

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Saw this and I had to--

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Very funny to me that Isgarren discourse on reddit has swung toward "actually, it's kinda neat there's an asshole on our side and there's conflict between characters. also yeah makes sense Isgarren is arrogant as hell"

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We finished the story

I would say, taking JUST this patch on its own...I don't dislike it. I am a bit disappointed about the under use of a certain location and the fight inside, but I see hints for future expac in it so maybe we will see the place again...fight and resolution of the Titan threat was also disappointing to me tbh

Taking Janthir WIlds as a whole, it's...okay I guess lmao. Still less compelling to me ultimately than Secrets of the Obscure

I am single minded enough that the main things I liked in this expac were all the Wizards and Mursaat and Seer lore. I do like the Alliance and the way they are handled t hough

also much Commgarren

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MABON GAVE COMM AND ISGARREN HIS BLESSING COMMGARREN CANON

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milestone

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"HERE IS A PORTAL TOME. YOU WILL NOT NEED OTHER TOMES. ALSO, A UNIVERSAL GOBBLER."

in Luci's canon the Mists Vault was a grand gift and gesture from Isgarren to her as a personal fractal for her to use and retreat to whenever she needs it because the list of places she can hide in and just sit quietly and not be disturbed at all by anyone or anything has only gotten increasingly smaller over time. and Isgarren of all people understood that she needed that more than anything

it wasn't really romantically motivated yet but maaay have also been born from unprocessed feelings of jealousy along the lines of "why did someone give her a house. I need to give her something better than that???"

for Luci it was perhaps the beginning of realizing how much more similar she and Isgarren are as people than she initially thought

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whatever the opposite of hanger is

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TIL you can find Manikaz in the open world.

He reminds you he is a meow meow and then leaves.

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wild to think about how having set foot in a raid at all makes me and my friends part of ~10% of GW2 players

this is about how the new map is going to be how the majority of the playerbase are going to see Gorseval's model for the first time

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one day I'll get back to Intercessions but I was gonna have this whole thing about mursaat and humans coming from the same realm in the mists there that I'm sure is completely non canon

And Cerus and Deimos's mother was a kidnapped human

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Aurkus time!

its not gonna be related i KNOW its not but the pattern on whatever this is each time I look at it reminds me so much of the pattern on very specific kryptis that my brain can't help wandering

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RETURN TO SECRETS OF THE OBSCURE IN MID-JULY

AKA MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY 🤣🤣🤣

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"Wizard's Portal Tome" Isgarren stooop you don't need to woo the Commander this hard

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Eparch jumpscare in the new Janthir Wilds trailer? It's more likely than you think!