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"It's bloody hot in here"

We are in 2024 and I still see (stupid) people claiming that Braime shouldn't have happened because it was "awkward" and they use as argument Jaime saying to Brienne "It's bloody hot in here" making memes of how Jaime looks like a stupid teenager at the first crush and how his flirting sucks.

But the thing is that.. his flirting IS SUPPOSED to sucks. Jaime Lannister is a 40+ years old man who has been all his life in an abusive and incestual relationship with his sister who manipulated him since they were kids and used sex to have something from him in return and because of that he never slept with another woman because he never felt attraction for another woman.. until now. Brienne is the first woman he sexually and romantically desired outside his sister so IT'S HIS FIRST TIME TRYING TO SEDUCE A WOMAN.

Just look at him. The awkward smile, the eyes constantly moving. HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE IS DOING. HE IS SO NERVOUS HE CAN'T EVEN UNDRESS HIMSELF.

And Brienne is as awkward as him. She is a virgin who has been mocked because of her appearance since ever, she wasn't estethically attractive and she knew. She never knew what it meant being courted or desired because she thought this day for her wouldn't come. So after Jaime patethic way of flirting she initially doesn't understand what the fuck is going on and gets confused, until she realized what is happening and all you can see is her completely disbelief.

The scene is supposed to be awkward because Jaime and Brienne are feeling awkward. Because it's their first time. Because they are getting vulnerable to someone who they disliked at first, but that now they love. Because they are living something that they never thought it would happen to them.

Just another prove of how Nikolaj Coster Waldau and Gwendoline Christie always understood their characters. While these people never did.

BONUS Jaime's face when he realized it's finally happening MY GOD I CAN'T WITH THESE TWO-

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okok toxic evil gaster's great and all butbut good parent him maybe?

papyrus gets into the royal guard finally he's in the void screaming at the top of his lungs "FUCK YEAH THAT'S MY SON THAT'S MY KID I DID THAT" "HE'S SO FUCKING AWESOME HELL YEAH" sans graduates college he's having a victory dance and he gets them pizza

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Not enough joy and light today. Time for silly dadster and papyrus 🙏

Bonus:

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Asra: You literally caused the plague!

Lucio: Nuh-uh.

Asra: Fuck you mean "nuh-uh"?

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It's been over a year since I sketched her sprite, holy heck. Well, anyway, meet swap!Nadia, the evil mommy dommy I'm sure many people were looking forward to ( ´ ▽ ` )

About her:

- The plague started because she wanted to get rid of her siblings and become the next in line for the throne

- Her ghost is based on Chamois, a goat antelope, but with a few feathers here and there (maybe on the ears?..)

- Has a poor intuition because her deals with the Devil severed her connection to the High Priestess

- Reluctant to admit her mistakes

- Got into an affair with Pasha when she found out Pasha can do magic

- If I was to actually write her route, I'd make her bitchy but not as irredeemable as NH did with Lucio, and her redemption arc would be more gradual, with her having to work harder to atone for her crimes

- I'd also have to make MC more comprehensive at the start of the route, because their patron is the High Priestess here, so they would sense her vibes being off a mile away

- Apart from the ghost sprite, I think I wanna draw a sprite of her being sick, like the one Lucio has, because it would be interesting to see her disheveled and tired

Even though she's the final one out of the main characters, I'm not planning on dropping the AU anytime soon, I still have many sprites to make!

The plans include:

- masquerade outfits for everyone (both LI's and courtiers)

- sprites for the LI's-turned-courtiers demon forms

- sprites for the patrons that weren't in the game

- Nadia goat ghost sprite and sick sprite

- route CGs!

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lucio headcanons because i can't help myself. just a warning that these are rather canon divergent, so keep that in mind while reading! anyway, with no further ado-

my objectively correct lucio 'headcanons' (i am normal)

- he has chronic nerve pain from the constant pain + stress his body was under while he had the plague - even after he comes back. he walks with a cane most days, and claims it's for 'fashion' (it very clearly isn't)

- the whole "missing an entire arm" business is a MUCH bigger deal than the way the game shows it- it's a genuine disability, not just a fun character trait. i'm begging you all to consider lucio needing (and wanting) to spend time with his prosthetic off. lucio phantom limb syndrome and phantom pains. lucio struggling to do things that require both hands on occasion and having to relearn everything after getting his prosthetic. lucio being too rough/too strong/etc with his left arm because he can't feel what he's doing. as much as he loves the gold he can't help but feel terribly insecure and incapable because of it sometimes.

- lucio is not even a tenth as stupid as the writers make him out to be for funny haha villain points. he's actually incredibly intelligent and a big fan of studying + reading "just because." he's very literate and articulate, just overexcitable (and maybe slightly over-emotional) and doesn't always express his intelligence in the best way (or stop and think before doing things). he's also fairly talented, and rather proficient in writing and playing piano - the grand piano in the foyer belongs to both him and nadia!!

- same thing goes for what an incompetent leader he's portrayed to be in the game... it's absolutely nonsensical that he alone was in charge of vesuvia for multiple years and that entire time knew nothing and learned nothing about being an effective ruler. perhaps he's not the most responsible leader at all moments and maaaybe he can be a bit. harsh. but i can't see military-tactical, hand-selected-to-rule-vesuvia-lucio being an INCOMPETENT leader.

- also, the previous count, count spada, took lucio in and taught him everything he knew - the game hardly touches on this and it's an absolute crime because i think the two of them had such a close (dare i say father-son) relationship and spada effectively took lucio under his wing and gave him the necessary training to be an effective leader before naming him his heir. the two of them were very... my parents hate me and i don't know what parental love feels like x i never married or had children and i regret it immensely, yknow ?

- his relationship with morga is much more strained than what's portrayed in canon - both her and his father were rather abusive throughout his childhood and he hides in the palace every time she visits vesuvia and makes nadia deal with her for him (i use 'makes' loosely - nadia would do it even if lucio didn't ask. she's not very fond of morga either and is sympathetic to lucio's fear of her).

- speaking of nadia, the two of them really don't hate eachother all that much. their relationship is much more complicated than what's shown in the game (everyone's is, really, it's all a lot more blurry and queerplatonic than what was written to make it work as a romance game) and while they most definitely butt heads quite often, she by no means hates him and they do, actually, get along a fair amount of the time. they have quite a bit in common and work well together. most of the time.

- contrary to popular belief, mercedes and melchior are not unruly and untrained- they're both trained impeccably, just in lucio's native language, making him the only person capable of controlling them. however when it is him in charge, the three of them are a force to be reckoned with (especially when out hunting) and mercedes and melchior move flawlessly alongside him, nearly predicting what he wants without him even having to speak it aloud. they're impeccably behaved- just for him and him alone.

- on the topic of languages- lucio was raised speaking something different than what is spoken throughout the game. there is no direct real-world equivalent but it's... scandinavian in nature. he has the faintest hint of an accent (and no, it isn't a jersey accent) but he's been speaking other languages for so long it's not quite as noticeable as it was during his mercenary days - although it is quite a bit more noticeable when he's drunk, and he's very prone to cursing in his native language.

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some hange to keep up with all this shit around

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the best thing is, that he actually will come lol.

that one sad man sitting in the corner with a flower crown his sister gave him she also gave him some tequila so don't leave this party just wait

Had to illustrate what I envision literally every time I see this text post

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進撃LOG3 by アナベル

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Frog Outfit Patterns // He Knit

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i- just- dang it just 😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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By anna-laura art

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AS CRAZY AS WE FUCKING SHOULD BE YAHOOOOOO

Again Levi and Hange got 1st and 2nd place on New Official Most favorite character poll

their fanbase there is crazy, as they should.

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"see you, hange"

btw, the way he hold his other hand broke me, he knows that was the last touch he can get from hange ;((

he trying so hard not to breakdown I can't!!!

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yes (╯◕_◕)╯

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sometimes I get really emotional thinking about what would have happened if levi and hange knew each other as children