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happy 4/20 [x]

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i don’t want a star trek musical episode where they sing half assed pop songs i want the weyouns doing cell block tango from chicago

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thinking about this every single day.

Amundsen visiting Cook in prison.

GRRRR grrrr GrRrGGr im So NORMal AbOuT ThiS

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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

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Whenever I say "as God intended" I specifically mean Sobek, Egyptian alligator-headed god of the Nile, might, and semen.

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Stan Rogers Songs Categorized By Status Of The Boat

Northwest Passage: The Boat(s) sank a long time ago.

Barrett's Privateers: The Boat sank. It was a terrible boat anyway.

The Flowers Of Bermuda: The Boat sank.

Rolling Down To Old Maui: The Boat didn't sink.

Take It From Day To Day: The Boat didn't sink.

Bluenose: The Boat didn't sink.

White Squall: The Boat didn't sink, but somebody fell off.

The Mary Ellen Carter: The Boat sank, but goddamnit we're gonna unsink it!

Man With Blue Dolphin: The Boat sank again. This poor fool is going to waste his money unsinking it again. What an idiot. This boat is a piece of junk.

The Last Watch: The Boat didn't sink, but it's being broken up for scrap.

The Wreck of the Athens Queen: The Boat sank! Hooray, free stuff for us! (Also we almost sank the boat we used to grab stuff off the boat that sank because we were all drunk)

The Idiot: There are no boats in Edmonton or wherever. This sucks.

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1960s buttons (via the busy beaver button museum)

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I will show you queer in a handful of dust

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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

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Happy Trans Day of Visibility 🥰

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a wretched old man

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why does every job want you to have a drivers license… cant you want me for my loving nature

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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

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Cpt. Crozier adds a Hot New Bumper Sticker to HMS Terror

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Theyre sending me to da foppish dandys effeminate school for pansy boys