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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

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Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

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the gap in my resume is when I was imagining two repressed homos go at it raw. in my brain

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I dont care about ethics but rpf seems like it requires a lot of research.

Yeah but that's secretly the fun part.

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Happy Birthday Big Bill!

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Flipping the narrative here i love small talk and i’m very good at it. I love saying “thank god we had that rain!” And “the construction downtown is CRAZY” it gives me a rush

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the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

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it will pass ..

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A man can survive around 70 days without food, but without taste... tragically even longer

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why must clothes tear when you wear them repeatedely? love should make you stronger

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fujoing out is the only way we're gonna get through any of this btw. its all we have left

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last day of pride month, almost my T anniversary, feeling very overwhelmingly positive. Here’s a comic about gender I finally made from some very old notes

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