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MARK wake UP youre in the reverse bear trap from saw WAKE UP MARK

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I feel like a good thing to remember when watching the saw movies and how John punishes people is that he has BRAIN cancer. That means that he’s not all the way there, so when you take that into consideration;some things make more sense.

Why is a smoker being crushed to death? John does not have good judgement skills

Why is a guy who took off of work being burned to death? John does not have good judgement skills

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they call me adam faulkner stanheight the way im trangender

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so. i spent an inordinate amount of time making this little compilation of my favorite bitchy and dramatic peter strahm moments from saw iv. enjoy, if you will.

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i hate this game

i remark as i log on, haunted by my 400 hour playtime

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mark hoffman often remarks “epic fail” when people become horribly maimed by their tests. unironically. this is now confirmed by canon.

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Priest au strahm

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favorite letterboxd reviews for saw v

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i know a lot of people mock when certain songs are overused on character playlists but I will never judge someone for putting bubblegum bitch on one. If you decided that your little tv guy is miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips who am I to say he’s not

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i always forget watching saw v also means i have to watch the game...if i hear better luck next time rich boy one more time i

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Mark hoffmans big plump succulent juicy breasts

That is all

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Jigsaw would see you accidentally step on a bug and throw you in the ball crusher 3000 and be like "you're so consumed with yourself you ignore the living creatures around you.. will you sacrifice your means to make living creatures since you hate them so much? or will you sacrifice your life? you have 20 seconds,"

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he’s a 10 but says things like “epic bad luck” 😙

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if hoffman's left eye was the last thing i saw before i died brutally honestly i'd be okay with that

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honestly jill is so strong...if mr agent strahm wouldve been that close to me whispering about some blood on his shirt i wouldve had no choice but to give him a little kiss