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Marcille definitely looks like she would rip the absolute deadliest flower-wilting farts and then blame the smell on Laios or Senshi

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I usually reeeally don't like the thought of farting on food but last night I was touching myself and was like "what if some one smeared cake with lots of frosting all over my ass and ate it off while I fart" and I came sooo much

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why are deep farts so hot 😵‍💫 farts that are two octaves lower than you expect them to be. farts that could be mistaken for distant thunder. farts that are so low and powerful that you can barely hear them, but you sure can feel the vibrations. farts that would make anyone mistake your ass for a subwoofer. farts that just sound like they're roaring from the depths of your guts. just,, deep farts 🥵

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I guess it’s not technically a remake but I’m not getting my hopes up for it being good

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tfw when your stomach hurts and you fart and it smells different. grosser. that’s when you know you’re in for one hell of a night

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“Smells like discipline.”

it’s canon that Harley Quinn shits her pants in the Batmobile and Batman turns out to be a masochist with a fart kink… just saying

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I stayed home sick from work today and took a nap, I had a dream I was eating pussy and the girl I was eating out pissed in my mouth, it was really vivid because I remember being able to taste how salty and a little bitter and sour it was and I struggled a little to swallow it. I’m not even into urophagia , at least I thought I wasn’t. I wonder if my unconscious mind was trying to tell me something. 🤨

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This song is about D/s and I love it. Death drive, petit mort , imagery evoking breath play…

‘So many blazing orchids burning in your throat Making you choke, making you sigh, sigh in tiny deaths’

‘Swimming in poison gasping in the fragrance Sweat carves a screenplay of discipline and devotion’

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i hate how scat fetishes are treated in society sometimes. a few years ago some of my friends were talking about the handkerchief code and whenever one of them brang up a chart they were like "oh they should remove the brown one keep that to yourself if you have a scat fetish you deserve to stay away from society" BROTHER THAT IS HISTORY?? THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE SINCE THE BEGINNING??? AND ONE OF THE FIRST TIMES WE HAVE EVER BEEN INCLUDED IN SOMETHING IN A POSITIVE LIGHT?? LET ME FUCKING HAVE THIS

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Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift

Money

Fourteen billion dollars

Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth

Suitcase full of money

Cool looking rock

Scratching post for me to sink my claws into

An albino elephant

The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall

Uncooked rice

A cup full of blood

100k in cash

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The Midnight Girl (1925)

Bela Lugosi, Dolores Cassinelli & Gareth Hughes

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There’s a strong chance I post random shit on here from time to time because I’m a stoner with ADHD…

But I just wanted to share that I’ve been learning about Genesis P-orridge and their performance art group ‘COUM Transmissions’ and how they basically did the most fucked up fetishy exhibitionist shit on stage and people considered it art! This is great news and really inspiring for me and any other kinksters who might have felt some shame about their kinkiness in the past. If you’re true to your freaky self and really confident and don’t give a fuck about what people think, you can push the boundaries of what people think of as art and even possibly be revered for it. Don’t give up on your kinky dreams and believe in yourself, your time will come.

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really into someone farting and then acting like you’re making a big deal out of it. like “you’re so dramatic” “it’s not that bad” “you’ll be fine”

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been so stressed lately I really need to indulge in my slobbier side... any volunteers to take care of the stink while I sit back and relax? 🥴