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mathermatical notation explained

symbol        meaning

=                   equals

=/=                not equals

<                   left

>                   right

!                    LOUD NUMBER

~                   worm

π                  stonehenge

√                   right answer

x                   wrong answer

⋯                  soon…

∮                   what Exacrly the fuck

∝                   fish

∞                   fish with 2 heads

↯                    lightning

:⇔                 he Scream

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what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

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"We found that native Android apps—including Facebook, Instagram, and several Yandex apps including Maps and Browser—silently listen on fixed local ports for tracking purposes."

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I'm not going to bother reading the article to find out if this actually works or if anyone is actually trying it. I'm just happy we as a society are showing proper reverence for Orbs.

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happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

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looking at tech job listings rn like

Senior Lead Staff Engineer

Lead AI Developer

Principal AI Engineer

Turbo Ultra AI Programmer

Lead Fucko Who Can Just Tell The Money Machine To Make Me Rich (senior-level role)

Uber-Elite Engineering Team Lead

Developer With Thirty Years Experience In A Stack That Has Only Existed For Four Years

Entry Level Position That We’re Not Actually Hiring For, We Just Made This Listing To Look Like Our Company Is Growing

Florp Gulper

Mid-Level Web Developer (1392 applications received)

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Using QR codes to link things in circumstances where it would be inconvenient to laboriously type in a url by hand are all well and good, practical, I see it. But now I get emails like "Here's our event! Scan the qr code to register!" with a jpeg of a flyer and no url in the email or on the image. Oh you want me to...hold up my phone to a computer screen to scan a jpeg email attachment to get to a website? Instead of you just linking it to me, in the email you have already sent me, that I am already looking at on my computer? That's what you want me to do? Are you sure?

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We have an AI now! There's an AI! There's AI! It'll do that for you. It can do that for you in a worse way! We have AI now! AI chat bot, we got it! It can know all your information and make an AI response! Is it safe? Is it safe? We don't know. We laid off the workers focused on the safety. They were making it take longer. They were making it take longer than the 2 weeks we spent slapping this together to get our nose out ahead in the rat race. Investors love AI. Investors love when we say "Customers love AI!" Please love it. Please say you love it. It's fine if you don't. We're telling the investors you said you love it. We love it. Our whole company loves it. We laid off everyone who's been at the company for longer than 7 years. They can use AI to write their job applications. We laid off everyone who's been here longer than 5 years. This is such a company #moment 🤗. Our AI can do that for you.

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daily reminder that computers are sewing machines!!

ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

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just got a job at PEMDAS as an Exponent

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"Capitalism is the best system because when you allow corporations to hoard all the profits while the employees starve, some corporations won't do that."

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the complete compendium of unholy spells:

ctrl+shift+alt+win+L -> linkedin (web)

ctrl+shift+alt+win+W -> word

ctrl+shift+alt+win+T -> teams (web)

ctrl+shift+alt+win+Y -> yammer (web) (what the fuck is yammer??)

ctrl+shift+alt+win+O -> outlook

ctrl+shift+alt+win+P -> powerpoint

ctrl+shift+alt+win+D -> onedrive

ctrl+shift+alt+win+X -> excel

ctrl+shift+alt+win+N -> onenote

i used windows+arrow keys the other day to pull up two documents side-by-side and my boss looked a me like i was a space alien