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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
#the one of the two good bras i have broke yesterday#and now I'm just like welp#there goes another $100+ for bras#this year is so fucking expensive i wanna jump off a cliff#like how the fuck am i supposed to afford kids and not wanna kms from working full time
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
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apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is
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Less than 2.5 months away from my wedding and we haven't even done engagement pics of any kind because my body is absolutely fucking disgusting and I cannot fathom the idea of my bloated form in anything dressy having pictures taken of me
#my boobs keep fucking growing#the more i work out the bigger they get#I've been deliberately trying to ignore them#like I've done for years#just try ignoring my body and not think too much about it#but I'm like “oh we have no engagement photos to show kids one day”#like i cannot remember the last time joe and i took a picture together#i think it was like 3 years ago#because i cannot stand the idea of there being pictures of me#because I'm disgusting#personal
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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it
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I have nothing else to say other than this has become one of my favorite Elton John songs recently
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THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Trump and Elon beefing on social media is so stupid but low key funny as hell.
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youre smokin wid the bros and you see your friend look over at you like this WYD
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Since June is in 2 days I wish to enter additional evidence into "the media is not making our kids gay/queer, they're literally born that way"
In Roman Catholicism, there's a sacrament known as Holy Communion and you usually obtain this around age 8 or 9. It's the second of the 4 sacraments you receive (baptism, communion, confirmation, marriage). Girls wear white dresses and boys wear a white suit.
My queer ass, aged 8, fought vehemently with my mother that I wasn't wearing a dress for my communion, that I wanted to wear pants. My mother was torn and claims that she would have let me wear pants, but I question the validity of that because all of my pictures are of me in a dress and I remember distinctly never really feeling comfortable in that dress the day of. In fact, I never felt comfortable when she'd put me in dresses, stockings, and tie ribbons into my hair.
Fast forward a few years later as I start reaching adolescence. My mother continues to try instilling traditional female values within me; I continue to rebel. By this point all my clothing is coming from the boy's section: shirts, pants, shoes/sneakers. I have a throw over shoulder bag; I didn't start wearing a purse until I was about 15 and even then it didn't last long. I still carry around a Jansport backpack to this day and just have a clutch wallet. I am OBSESSED with the soft pretty boys. Like if I could look at them and go "damn he's beautiful," I was hooked. Typical masculinity gave me the actual ick. It still kind of does as now it's unfortunately associated with other things, but I digress.
My brain never operated in a "you're a girl, you can't do that," sort of way. To the point where if people try imposing such beliefs on me, I laugh in their face before shoving ahead and doing it anyway. Being told to be more "ladylike" was and still is the absolute bane of my existence. I'm still waiting for when I'm going to finally "grow up" and become a "girl."
Point being is that no one made me the way that I am. I've just always been like this. It wasn't something someone taught me; I'm a child of the 90s. We didn't have social media. Shows back then rarely touched lgbtqi+ topics as we were still coming off of the AIDS epidemic.
I have never allowed myself to be defined by my gender, even when others have tried. I refer to myself as a female really out of convenience, but if you ever truly ask me, I'll tell you that I'm me. That's my identity. I am who I am, and will always be who I am. I will never allow myself to think something is out of reach because I was born with certain body parts.
Things will be out of reach because I lack the particular talents to create/achieve them, NOT because I was born the wrong sex. And I, as well as everyone else, can always practice the skills necessary to obtain those particular talents.
Anyway happy almost pride. The media isn't making your kids queer. That's just who your kids are. Learn to love them for who they are because no matter how far you succeed in getting them to shove it down, that part of them will always exist.
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on my way! to live yet another day in my fucking life.
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My period is acting a fool and this means I'm likely going to have my period for my wedding hahahahahahahahahaahahah
#i want to scream#every fucking major event in my life is ruined by my period#i swear to fucking god like if i have to change a fucking tampon every like 2 hours in the middle of my wedding I'm going to scream#like HOW am i even going to do that fjjdjfj
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