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The original challengers was the road to el Dorado

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How many horses is the most beautiful man worth

Ganymedes

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"Mary and George" both cured my depression and made it worse

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It's not enemies to lovers unless they have committed crimes

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Lord Byron, Alcibiades and Marc Antony

Who let the overconfident, hypersexual, warhungry, exiled, chaotic, disaster bisexuals in the same room together???

They are my favorite type of historical figures because they are so unhinged, so unpredictable, so funny, so entertaining, so smart and at the same time so dumb!!

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How I imagine the alcibiades play:

Based on these stillshots

From

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When they say enemies to lovers I want to see war crimes

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The symposium but the cover is just the horny bonk meme. Do you see my vision.

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trojan war tumblr simulator

🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today

YOU BET IT IS

#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting

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✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow

why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk

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it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps

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opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!

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anonymous asked: we should all go home :)

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS

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nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going

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⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?

year 9, day 234: still no....

#all our admins keep DYING

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‼️ trojan-confessions follow

I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid

🐴 horsetaminghector follow

lmaooo is this paris??

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kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk

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❓ myrmidons-confessions

I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe

❓ myrmidons-confessions

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achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????

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I think that's why he's posting it ngl

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imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there

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???????????????

#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill

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#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)

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🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543

so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes

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I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!

🐎 antilochussss

not the direct address????

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direct address got him :(

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💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear

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by ares this can't be happening

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⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta

do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags

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Rip alcibiades you would have loved trying to beat every world record possible

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We shall raise an army

My Alcibiades comic is a success with middle aged men, this is so unexpected.

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My current theory is that Alcibiades was just bad at the flute, so he came up with an excuse to stop having to take classes.

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Thinking about Alcibiades being an older brother nobody talk to me

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"when you are determined on anything, and in the mood of violence, are irresistible"

HE SHOULD'VE SAID THIS TO ALCIBIADES. Alcibiades should've been there instead of Charmides. what is this, Platooooo

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Happy Greek Easter!

Judah successfully burned ✓ :⁠'⁠(

Home successfully protected ✓

Eggs successfully broke ✓

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I propose april first.

When's Alcibiades birthday?

We don't know :(

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Alcibiades getting absolutely wrecked while wrestling with Socrates because he's too focused on trying to seduce him and also too flustered. Socrates is like damn no wonder you wanted extra practice, what happened to you.