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whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

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kingdom of heaven tag so full of baldwin iv hornyposting and not one person talking about the ✨CUNT✨this man is serving

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It’s a tony soprano summer

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You drank a snake oil salesman’s drink only for it to make you actually immortal in the old west now 300 years later you see that same salesman

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this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

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*The conditions being:

+He will not kill bugs for you (he won't go out his way to take care of an annoying bug)

+You cannot kill him or bring him any kind of harm

+You cannot remove him from your place of dwelling

+He will mostly be on his web, but sometimes you will find him in other places

+You will find the money near his web when his rent is due

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Link to thread

Link to news story

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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

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#TextileTuesday:

“Border fragment of wool with a continuous band of #hummingbirds and fringelike appendages representing beans. Early Nasca [Nazca, Peru, c.1-450 CE]. Pollination of bean plants by birds may be suggested here. Border was formed using a needle-knit stemstitch.”

On display at American Museum of Natural History [41.2/6321]

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if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

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Maidens with Swords - 12th Century

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it's kind of sad that we don't really do custom ringtones anymore. most people just stick with the default list that comes with your phone, if they change it at all. if they're even aware they can change it at all. like yeah, people letting their phones ring in public is obnoxious, but wouldn't it be a little less obnoxious if it was something funny? or personal? people used to change the text tone of every contact so every time they got a text they knew who it was just from the sound. isn't that sweet? isn't that nice? don't you miss it? don't you want to scream when you hear that stupid apple pa-Ting!??? we could have a chorus of awoogas and clips of people's favorite songs and recordings saying '(blank) IS CALLING, WARNING, (blank) IS CALLING' and all things considered i would prefer that over pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, whistle whistle, pa-Ting!

anyway im going to change my ringtone to the oldschool skype call sound and nobody will ever hear it because my phone is always on silent but i'll know. i'll know

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"Catch me if you can 🖤" --- Holy moly thank you SO much for the 150+ followers and kind words!! :3 It means a lot, i really, really appreciate it! I also laugh a lot at the reshare tags, you guys are awesome

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This Istanbul house was built in four historical eras

First floor: columns from Eastern Roman (Byzantine) era.

Second floor: archs from "again" Eastern Roman era.

Third floor: stonewalls from Ottoman Empire era.

Fourth floor: mud bricks from the first years of the Republic of Turkey.