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who knew chugging a can of soda made you burp so much? ;3

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Burping + flipping the camera off is such a visual in my brain, especially if it’s super casual

Just imagining a person being filmed by their friend and when asked if there’s ‘anything they wanna say’, they just hold up their middle finger and let out a deep wet UUUUOORRRRP!

Bonus points if their eyes roll as they do it. Bonus points if their friend sends it to them later and they touch themselves to it. Bonus points if their friend touches themselves to it. Bonus points if they’re grungy

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Today while I was making out with my partner and my head was by his stomach and while we were making out his stomach started churning and gurgling it was probably the loudest I've ever heard from him, I pulled away and asked him if he felt ok because his stomach was so loud and he responded with "no my tummy hurts but its ok I don't want to stop" and went straight back to making out with me while I listened to his stomach. Later this evening we were kissing again and he pulled away real fast and burped, if he hadn't pulled away then he probably would have burped in my mouth (I wouldn't have minded)

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Some belches from today

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Character getting way too stuffed but it's 10% food 90% air

trapped air my beloved,,,,,, (& these can definitely overlap so it might be fun to combine these various Plot Aspects into full scenarios)

🎈 Your character's belly is bulging like crazy after eating a portion of their meal, tight and round and undeniably out of room. They and the people they're with think they're definitely too full to eat any more, but your character lets out an absolutely ridiculous burp that startles even them, and suddenly they have plenty of space to keep eating.

🍽️ Your character knows they're perfectly capable of cleaning their plate. They also have a tendency to swallow a lot of air while eating and they often let out little burps during meals to let it out, maybe not even realizing that they're doing it. When they're eating with someone they don't want to burp in front of, though, they find themself getting full a lot faster than they're used to. They don't want to look silly for taking/ordering the portion that they did so they keep going, determined to finish their food even though their belly is struggling to squeeze in anything else on top of all that air.

🗣️ Your character never shuts up. They can talk anybody's ear off without even realizing they're doing it, and their friends fondly roll their eyes and deal with it. Of course, talking while eating results in a lot of swallowed air. One day, they're out for lunch with friends, and after chattering away with their mouth full the entire time, they're left with an uncomfortably bloated tummy, tight and sore and far too full. Suddenly they're not so chatty anymore now that they're not feeling too good.

🤵 Your character is eating at some kind of date/event that they want to make a good impression at, and they avoid burping the entire time they're there. Of course, this means that once their belly fills up with any air they've swallowed with their food, they run out of space, and though they feel pretty stuffed by the end of it, they haven't eaten much. Once they're finally home and they can let all that air out, they find that they're still very hungry--even more so than usual since their stomach is now all stretched out.

👖 Your character has to go out today, and they're struggling to fit into their outfit after eating, their belly seemingly far too stuffed even though they didn't eat all that much. After some straining and squeezing, they're just about ready to put on something looser when their stomach, having been jostled around plenty, finally lets all the trapped air out in the form of a huge burp, deflating their round belly and allowing them to get dressed in their outfit of choice.

⏱️ Your character is in a rush to get to some kind of meeting/appointment/event, and they have to eat fast to make it in time. They succeed both in wolfing down their lunch and being punctual, but they arrive with a bloated, rumbly, uncomfortable belly, and now they're looking for an opportunity to let all that trapped air out discreetly before anybody notices.

🍗 Your character feels absolutely stuffed even though they haven't eaten much, and the people they're with are teasing them for having such a tiny capacity. As it turns out, their belly was mostly full of air, and once a big burp frees up some space, they wind up out-eating everybody else at the table.

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tortured...

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LMFAO SURE so I don’t remember much about the dream now and as far as I know it didn’t exactly follow a plot but before I woke up I was in this like. Seedy backroom/ sex chamber situation ?? And there’s this man sitting in there with me and obviously he’s completely stuffed and moaning/whining, kind of lazily rubbing circles around his (hairy) belly, the works. So anyway he beckons me over with this kind of hazy, glazed look in his eyes and a sort of flushed face and obviously I’m like “whatever you say king 🙏🙏” so we start fucking nasty style and while I’m riding him I can feel the vibrations of his belly working to digest his meal up against my clit and it feels GREAT. He’s also burping the entire time we’re fucking, and as I go faster it shakes louder burps out of him and then I guess at some point I just woke up mid-orgasm while he was burping lol.

I guess I should thank you lol? I didn’t even know my body was capable of doing that. I think I scared my cat when I woke up lmfao

Yo 👀 Ngl the fact that it was kinda grimy makes it even hotter, you can truly indulge in the gross parts when the area around you isn’t super clean

Also I feel it’s incredibly rare to hear about scenarios where the dom is just as horny and dazed as the sub. Trust me, a sub who’s brain has gone to mush because they’re so hot and bothered is great but when that happens to the dom? The one who’s meant to be in control of the situation? I’m not surprised you ended up the way you did lol

But also my sympathies for your cat lmao, I hope they weren’t too mad with you

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He's back 🔥🔥🔥

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Ruggie Bucchi (on command, post stuffing, and soda chugging) please 😊

(This will cover every Ruggie ask variant I got...because a LOT of y'all asked for Ruggie...)

Burping in public

"Shishishi! That's all I have t'say about THAT!"

"Whoopsies! That one just slipped outta me, didn't it!"

"Whew! (pats his stomach) Hehe, I had a BIG lunch..."

(blinks in surprise) "Huh, where'd THAT come from...?"

(smacks lips) "Ahhh, good ol' donuts still taste good comin' up too! Shishishi!"

Burping after chugging a soda

(smacks lips contently) "Ahhhh, that was brisk..."

(grunts) "Ngh, that ain't all of it...(takes a breath then grabs his belly with one hand) ...BRRRUUUUUUUUUPH... HHHUUUUUUUURRRREEEEEEEEUUUUUURRRRRRRPH!!!!!!!! Ahhhhh...THERE it is...(slaps his belly in relief)...WHEW...heh..."

(pats his chest and clears his windpipes) "Oof, heh, that had some POWER behind it, haha!"

(huffs then rubs his belly firmly with one hand) "Ohhhh man-*brruuOoOrruurrp!* Guh...*Urp...BWWOOOOOOOUUURRP!!!! Ooof...so bubbly..."

(greedily chugs the rest of the entire can in one go, crushes the can against his stomach, and lets out the single biggest burp you've EVER heard, then moans with abject relief, patting his belly in a heavily satisfied manner)

Burping after stuffing himself

"Ahhhh...(pats his belly)...ohhh man, I'm STUFFED..."

(snickers as he caresses his bulging belly) "Shishishi...my compliments t'the chef!"

(slumps back, enormous belly jutting up as he does so) "Urrrrgh...s-so...much...meaaaat...BUUUUUAAAAAAARRRRRUUUUUPH!!!!!!"

"Haaaahhhh...hehe...THAT'S where your lunch went, Herbivore...buuuut don'tcha worry...(pats his belly tauntingly)...it went to a worthwhile cause...my belly! Shishishishi!"

(grunts then thumps his gut to knock loose a thick afterburp) "Oof...'kay, maaaaaybe I overdid it, heh..."

Nauseous burps

(groans miserably as he rubs his stomach) "Urrrgh...ohhh that didn't feel good..."

(huffs, then lurches with another, much wetter belch that ends with him lurching and covering his mouth) "Hurp! Oh shit..." (rushes to the bathroom)

(cringes and covers his mouth) "Guh...that one didn't taste nearly as good comin' up as it did goin' down..."

(holds his churning gut with one hand and clutches his mouth shut with the other) "Hrrrmmmp! MMMMRRRRP!!!! Urrrrrgh...oh man, I'm gonna-hrlp-mph...b-be sick...urlp!"

(huffs and firmly rubs his belly from under his shirt) "Ooohhhh man...bruuup...BRRRAAAAAAAP!!! Guhhh...(stifles a large belch behind his fist and thumps his stomach)...oOoohhhh my belly..."

Burping to kink-tease

"Shishishi...ya oughta see how red your face is, herbivore..."

(sighs heavily with his tongue out) "Ahhhh, hehe, didja smell the peppers on that one?"

(snickers and rubs his belly) "Shishishi...loooooots more where THAT came from, herbivore..."

(holds up a finger) "Hold up...got another one for ya... (takes a deep breath, then belches as hard as he can right in your face, sighing heavily and breathing all over you after that) Hrraaaahhhhh...hehe, you're welcome..."

(huffs and grins cheekily at you) "Heh, y'like that...? (swallows down some air) BRRRAAAAAAAAAPH!!!!! Guhh... BRRRREEEEEEEUUUUUURRAAAAAP!!!!! (takes in several gulps of air, before grabbing your chin and forcing you to face him as he lets out the biggest, longest burp he can muster right in your face, intentionally dragging it out for as long as possible, then moaning with relief as his tongue hangs out lewdly) ...Haaaaaaaaaaahhhh...hehehe, how'd THAT one taste?"

Same-Size Vore

(sighs with relief and slaps his big, writhing belly) "Ahhhh, shishishi...ya really know how to kick up a storm, don'tcha..."

(leans back as his globular belly squirms on his lap) "Haaaahhh...I could feel ya squirm around in my tummy aaaaaaaall day long, but that's just gonna keep makin' me BBUUUUUUURRRRRRP!!!!! Guhhh, heh...and I kinda don't want'cha t'suffocate, shishishi..."

(sighs and slaps his gut heavily) "Whew! S'CUSE me! Must'a been someone I ate...shishishishi!"

(laughs and grips his bulging belly with both hands) "Hahaha! Holy crap, didja feel my belly shakin' around with that monster??"

(grunts and thumps his writhing gut) "Mph, hey! Settle down in there or I'mma chug more soda and keep burpin' til you're deaf!"

Burping to irritate

(grins) "Whaaaaaat? That wasn't me! (bats his eyelashes innocently)"

(snickers) "Heh, y'think THAT was bad? Wait 'til it all starts settlin'...(slowly rubs his stomach)...woo boy, I'm gonna burpin' aaall night..."

(mock pouts) "Tch, you're right! Where ARE my manners, huh?! (swallows air and holds his stomach firmly) ...ssSCUUUUUUUUSE......mMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEUUUUUUUURRRRRAAAAAAAAPH!!!!!!!!" Ahhhh...(gives his belly a few pats)...there we go!"

"Shishishi...my bad! I'll hold it in next time...(swallows air and stifles a BIG burp that reverberates heavily in his puffed out cheeks...then blows his fetid gasses directly at the person chastising him)"

"Sorry, I'll try'n keep 'em quiet...(intentionally burps in the person's ear)...well, I hafta make sure ya still HEAR 'em, right?? Shishishi!"

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3 and 8? :)

Hell yeah, the OG!

3. Do you m*sturbate to your kinks?

Hell yeah I do, I ain’t celibate. Favorite way to jack off is with a full stomach brimming with gas, though the addition of listening to recorded belches oftentimes tips me over the edge (occasionally extremely prematurely kek).

8. If sex is on the table, how do you incorporate your kink/s into it?

In reality I’ve only had a handful of actually kinky sexual encounters; for the better part of my earliest relationships I just did whatever I could to get the other person off while ignoring my own desires. But once I had a downright fetishistic sexual encounter I decided I would never go back. Currently I’m dating long-distance, so sex is off the table for now, but I fucking love imagining a variety of scenarios. The obvious is burping on someone’s junk, I love that shit. I also like imagining being jacked off by someone else with a 2L in my hands. Then there’s the all time favorite of straight up thrusting into them with an over engorged gut slapping against them and constantly leaning in to belch in their face, fuuuck.

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2 & 10?

Hell yeah, thank you man, genuinely wasn’t expecting someone I sort of look up to like you to ask kek.

2. Which kink do you fantasize about most?

Definitely burping. When I’m not myself bloated, gassy, and belchy, chances are that taking a peek into my head will show you that I’m thinking hardcore about it. I fucking love the feeling of gas ripping through my body out my mouth, and there are so many possible scenarios to choose from when jacking off. Also I don’t know if I physically can orgasm without the act being involved in some way kek.

10. What specific word(s) make you immediately horny?

Not words so much as phrases, but shit like “good one” really get to me. I was honestly pretty excited to answer this one because I’ve got a recent relevant story that needs to be shared with the world, in my humble opinion. I was calling my boyfriend and this past month or so I’ve been getting really damn good at spontaneous outbursts for whatever reason, burping without hardly any effort, so I had a few come outta me throughout the night. At one of them, though, he said, verbatim, “whoa, dude, that one was thiiick” with the “ih” sound drawn out, and it nearly knocked me the fuck out.

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NSFW kink asks

(These get pretty personal just a heads up)

1. Which of your kinks turns you on the most?

2. Which kink do you fantasise about the most?

3. Do you m*sturbate to your kink(s)?

4. Who/what was your kink awakening? (If you have multiple kinks, specify which kink you’re talking about)

5. Do you prefer your kink(s) being done to you or to someone else?

6. Have you ever had a wet dream related to your kink(s)?

7. Do you prefer animated, live action or IRL depictions of your kink? (note: ‘depictions’ isn’t really the right word for IRL stuff, but I’m not sure how else to word it lol)

8. If sex is on the table, would you incorporate your kink(s) into it?

9. Describe your ultimate fantasy for whatever kink is on your mind right now

10. What specific word(s) related to your kink(s) immediately makes you horny?

(Note: I will answer some of these if they’re sent my way but I would prefer if people didn’t send me number 5, as I’m still not comfortable talking about myself that way yet)

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This is 100% a self indulgent selfish thing but I think it would be quite cool to see more posts talking about m*sturbating within these kinks. Pretty cool indeed

M*sturbating while you’re burpin and burpin, m*sturbting when your hungry belly is groaning and groaning. It’s all good shit my dude

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Desperately need to rub one out (a belch from a packed stomach)

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boys are meant to be eye candy and get fat.

i don’t make the rules