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Got super stoned and ate a whole 50 pack of timbits thanks to a lovely follower

Idk if it's just cuz I'm stoned but I honestly could go for some more to eat rn, anyone wanna pay for a round 2?

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Horny doodle because I'm a burp slut who is hyperfixated on this one thing where I just let loose of my burps across some guy's face........... Need to recreate it irl tbh 😓

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A liiitle bit obnoxious ^^'

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Had too many shrimp skewers (like 20 I lost count) for dinner and now I can't move. I feel like I swallowed a boulder 😵‍💫

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Since my hunger one is doing so well, I thought I'd make one for burping! This one may seem a little awkward compared to the other one but that's because I just reused the template and changed a few of the options giuwerhg

(Also to explain since some people were confused- 'shy, embarrassed, surprised, nonchalant and aroused are all meant to be characters' or people's reactions to the thing, so for example if you're really into people reacting shyly to burping, you'd fill the jar up to the top)

Once again, here's mine

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Burp compilation🐽

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How hard have you teased your partner by stuffing yourself seductively in front of them?

It’s not even hard anymore. It’s just whenever we eat together I can tell they’re staring at me. The best but is if we’re out with friends and go to the pub and I burp and I can tell they’re getting all needy because the little freak gets turned on by me burping. But they have to try and hide it.

It’s torture for them but amazing for me

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some burps during lunch today

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Rubbing my grouchy, stoic bf's upset stomach, pressing in a little bit and hearing an ominous gurgle start to travel up his esophagus

"You know, now that I'm thinking about it, I've never heard you burp before."

"And you're not about to," he says through gritted teeth. He forces the gas back down with an audible gulp.

I prod at that particular spot a little more firmly. "It'd be real cute, though."

"It-" He shuts his eyes tight. Takes a few deep breaths. Gently seizes my wrist and moves it away from his aching belly, replaces it with his own. "...It would not."

I pout and sit back down at the other end of the dining table. "It'd help you feel better if you just let it out, though."

"I'm not about to- to debase myself with-"

I poke his gut while he's talking. He interrupts himself with a loud, but abruptly cut off belch. Slaps a hand over his mouth and glares at me.

"Better, isn't it?" I ask with a shit-eating grin.

He can't scoff, not for fear of drawing up more gas. So he rolls his eyes, red-faced, and slowly nods.

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Uggggh my stomach is not happy with me tonight. I ate too much at dinner after having a large fast food lunch and now I’m heavily bloated and gassy. I’ve been burping for the last hour like I’ve been chugging coke and mentos 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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Big burps as promised 🥰

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No holding back these burps now. My tummy hurts 😵‍💫

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tgif 😘 I’ll have a way for you to tip me to see the rest and more soon.

lmk if you enjoy 😉🤤

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Chugged a liter of sprite. Here’s a big burp, I had a couple throughout the video and some moaning and belly rubbing. Full 15 min 1L sprite chug on my Patreon :)

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need to start recording my gas because not only did i just burp so loud i made myself wet but i ripped such horrific ass for about five minutes after that. my room is now a toxic wasteland and i'm trying to find something to eat that'll make me fart more now.

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my favorite kind of farts are the ones that literally make you feel ten pounds lighter :) like those really heavy thick ones, and thankfully those are the ones i produce the most

but fuck, the smell of them is always atrocious >_<