Trident gum is the chewiest gum.
Give to your friends and chew it with your teeth.
Your teeth are bones that live outside,
that hang from your lips like bats.
Oh, outside bones! Outside bones!
Never forget your teeth are outside bones.
They’re bones that you wash,
and when you’re a kid,
they fall from your head,
and to make things less weird,
we say they got stolen by a demon that your parents knooooooooow.
Trident!
- Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: “Kimmy Sees a Sunset!”, Season 2, Episode 12