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escapistsatellite · 1 hour ago
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Surveyor
Zoids HMM Konig Wolf (Kotobukiya)
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escapistsatellite · 1 hour ago
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When you fail to make good shiro-an, you can always salvage a chocolate cake out of it.
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/7706/pinto-bean-cake/
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escapistsatellite · 2 hours ago
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maybe it would taste good with cookie butter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pW3Lr7vZ3o&t=20s
He’s come so far, I’m kinda proud. 
Also, I made a transcript of the recipe for anyone who might want to try them
Ingredients
sticks of butter, browned
250g brown sugar
150g granulated sugar
2 eggs
the contents of 3 vanilla beans, or up to 3 tablespoons of vanilla extract according to taste
380g, or approx 3 cups, of plain flour
1 tsp baking powder
½ tsp baking soda
up to 12oz baker’s choice of chocolate
Baker’s choice of hazelnut spread
pistachio cream
Instructions
Sift together dry ingredients and set aside.
Brown the butter and pour it into a heat proof bowl, then place the bowl in an ice bath and beat it back into a slid but soft creamy form. Beat both sugars into the creamy butter until fluffy.
Beat in the 2 eggs one at a time until the batter is fluffy.
Beat in the vanilla.
Beat in the dry ingredients in 1/3 cups until smooth.
Fold in the chocolate.
Rest the cookie dough in the fridge for at least 12 hours.
Fill the bottom of a large muffin tin with pistachio cream and hazelnut spread and freeze.
After the dough has aged and the disks are solid, cove the frozen disks completely with cookie dough and cover the cookies to rest them in the fridge for another 24 hours.
If you would like taller cookies, freeze the dough portions for 6 hours before placing the frozen cookies directly into oven preheated to 375F.
Turn the trays after 8 minutes of baking for uniform baking and browning. Bake for another 7-8 minutes.
Remove from oven and let cool before enjoying.
suggestion:
For best flavor balance, make 2 batches: use milk chocolate with the pistachio cream for the best match of the Dubai Chocolate flavor profile, and pair dark chocolate with the hazelnut spread to balance the sweetness of the hazelnut spread.
Both types of chocolate would probably go very well with peanut butter filling.
IMPORTANT: Make sure to pay close attention to the kind of pistachio spread you buy: if you prefer pure pistachio flavor use pistachio butter, which is essentially pure ground pistachios; if you want a sweet filling use pistachio cream, which includes added sugars, oils, and dairy.
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escapistsatellite · 3 hours ago
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Reblog this if your posts don't have expiration dates.
So that your followers know it’s okay to dig through your blog and send in memes, starters, or responses to opens days, weeks, or months after they’ve been first posted.
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escapistsatellite · 3 hours ago
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escapistsatellite · 3 hours ago
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Refusing to be scammed is not a moral failing btw
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escapistsatellite · 3 hours ago
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First of all, prostitution is not the oldest profession- it's the oldest form of slavery. The oldest profession is midwifery. So jot that down.
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escapistsatellite · 4 hours ago
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escapistsatellite · 4 hours ago
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More proof that capitalism was never "freedom" or "small government".
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escapistsatellite · 4 hours ago
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So ignoring the fact that wishing a mass shooting upon people is horrific, let’s just all laugh at the fact that pro aborts devalue their own arguments by constantly using abortion as an insult.
You can’t say abortion is good while simultaneously wishing death on people and calling that abortion. You’re contradicting yourself.
Unconsciously or not, you *know* abortion kills a person, and you can’t even hide it.
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escapistsatellite · 4 hours ago
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escapistsatellite · 4 hours ago
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Fandom Problem #8958:
Idk mannnn I get the frustration of your interpretation of a character not lining up with someone else’s, but sometimes it’s not them ‘getting the character wrong’, but rather them seeing the character in a different light. Let people interpret a character however they want to. At the end of the day, it’s all just fiction, and it’s all just for fun. Writing as a whole isn’t being changed just because someone wrote a character ‘wrongly.’
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escapistsatellite · 4 hours ago
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