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The CIA psychological operation "Taylor Swift" has apparently been completed from what i'm understanding

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imposter

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this is mostly a joke except for the part where a statue of the virgin mary falls on top of child benedetta and benedetta puts her mouth on the statue's exposed breast. harrow was doing that

watching benedetta again like. Those things also happened to my friend harrowhark nonagesimus

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when you like a zero note post you're taking its virginity. pervert.

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yes I enjoy rpf (real person facts). not to be confused with rpf (real person fiction). which I also like

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half the comments on a post about ICE recruitment: every usamerican HATES border enforcement and immigration cops and no one wants to be associated and the whole population will organically #resist

the other half of the comments: already making excuses for why recruits can't help it and have no choice and aren't culpable for being brownshirts

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watching benedetta again like. Those things also happened to my friend harrowhark nonagesimus

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I WANNA HAVE STRAIGHT SEXXXXXXXX AT THE GAY PRIDE PARADE

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There must be something that can be done

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how it feels to make the mature decision regarding your long-term future

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if you're only friends online u can psychologically torture someone instead of the regular physical kind

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every time anything happens

the best way to watch reality tv is with the meanest lesbians you know

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the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

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it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

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she b-blocked me...? ;_; but but I'm just a.. *suddenly eyes razor sharp* i am very evil

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some of you are calling your boyfriend daddy when the man in question is uncle at MOST ♟️(<- new emoji connotation i just invented indicating a conversational win, a “checkmate,” if you will,)

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are the gaylors on suicide watch