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Cannot stand when straight women talk about wanting to “turn lesbian.” You bitches cannot even handle being around a butch. Sdfu.

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PREQUEL

palamedes doesnt want it to count

part 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |

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me: i wanna fuck a girl

sapphic positivity blogs: …..haha……don’t u mean u want to…..braid her hair…..while u guys do green tea eucalyptus volcanic ash mud masks and watch a disney movie…….while wearing very thick flannel pajamas…..that’s what u meant right

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the most compelling thing a guy can ever say is to another guy and it's "i wish you were a girl" . like record scratch. wow the implications that this phrase has. i think it needs its own bechdel test

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"YA books are brain rotting at any age" okay I know booktok is annoying but please get offline

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harvard has fallen

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if you saw another poll like this no you didnt.

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you make a post once on your sideblog trying to send a text to your partner while high on 300mg and deeply confused much like a startled horse talking about how it took you an hour and a half to eat six crackers with some cheese because you were devastatingly high and that post becomes your legacy to all your beautiful beautiful mutuals who never let you live it down

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day 36

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why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.

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they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr

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I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

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Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

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u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough

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“the third house will go down on its knees for the sixth house” is such a horny line. thank you coronabeth tridentarius and tamsyn muir