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Deadpool Objectum Headcanons

◇ Does he have posic? Guess

◇ Some of the things he has said he is dating, his swords, his guns, wolverines claws, a rock shaped like a dick, his own suit, 30+ plushies, a newspaper, etc

◇ It's impossible to tell if he's joking or genuine or a mix of both, does he actually love his swords or is he just a huge masochist and will do anything for the bit?

◇ Much like most of the weird shit he does it's because it's funny but he does hold some care towards a few objects, he wouldn't admit it to himself or anyone else but there is some genuine affection in there hidden within all the bullshit

◇ He might admit to logan some of it but he would deny it later and logan just does not give a single fuck, he knew he was getting into weird shit when he agreed to stay with wade one of your guns is like a girlfriend to you? wonderful he doesn't care

◇ Has Logan hurt him with his own weapons sometimes for Honda Odyssey reasons

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Kanaya Objectum Headcanons

◇ Has posic but doesn't talk about it often because its usually a familial bond with her sewing tools and the things she makes

◇ She doesn't want to make it others problem but her heart breaks a little every time she has to part with a shirt or a dress because it was made by request or ass a gift

◇ It also hurts when she sees tears in them and will gently offer to fix it up until the person gives in so that the piece isn't hurting anymore

◇ Even if she puts a lot of effort into making clothing durable, she has learned to accept that they have a lifespan, and if possible, she can use them to create something new

◇ Kanaya does learn she can experience romantic attraction to objects as well after Rose uses her needle wands to threaten her and Kanaya's brain interrupts it as the needles pitch flirting with her

◇ It takes her a month to mention this to Rose since they are one married and two they are Rose's possession but Rose agrees that she may date her weapon as long as she can tease her about how adorable she is getting flustered over needles

◇ Kanaya is quite happy that she gets to see both of her girls all the time since Rose never goes anywhere without her weapons ♡

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Vriska Objectum Headcanons

◇ Does not have posic just thinks objects can be attractive

◇ Started out as a joke making fun of other objectum people until it suddenly wasn't a joke anymore and she started looking at her dice like what if they were a beautiful hot lady?

◇ Befriending her flarping gear makes her stronger and thanking them for making it through the fight without breaking is just what they need to recharge

◇ It's just something passive that makes her happy and she has fun chatting with Terezi about what objects would be best in bed or occasionally making Equius uncomfortable about a specific screwdriver for awhile

◇ While she isn't in a relationship with any objects her objectum journey has made her even more protective of her stuff and picky about who is allowed to borrow her things

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Gamzee Makara Objectum headcanons

◇ Has posic aka for various neurological reasons he believes objects have sentience even if he is completely sober and fully understands that they don't actually have those emotions

◇ He does however also have severe depression so even though he does try to persue relationships with objects his mind can not comprehend even objects loving him

◇ He mostly persues or tries to persue relationships with objects since his friends aren't really that great and he doesn't think a troll could ever love him especially with how broken he is and how scary his caste is to others

◇ He tried courting his juggling pins but they desires a strictly professional relationship performing/combat

◇ He has an on and off toxic relationship with soper slime he knows it isnt good for him he just doesn't care and viewing it as the soper is using him hurts less

◇ It's not all sad I promise in a theoretical everyone lives/is saved au Nepeta would approach him with more knowledge and understanding having still been dead and having met other ghost Gamzee's and would give him a clown plushie and tell him no matter what he'll love gamzee cause he's been told all the bad things he went through and wants to be there for him

◇ No matter how much his own mental health wants to fight that Nepeta definitely also has posic so even if him and the plushie have fights he does learn to apologize and accept that the plushie loves him and helps him gain courage to reach out to his friends

◇ He gives him kisses and takes him on dates and even if he is aware what people think of him he wouldn't date anyone if they couldn't accept that clownie and him are a deal package cause even if it's not the others fault as they were all just kids Clownie has helped him more than anyone else

◇ I personally don't think it would be any of the canon characters but I do think he'd find someone probably with posic too with some object partners and be in a polycule just feels like he'd be happiest with people who feel what he does rather than just someone who is supportive

I might write the interaction between Nepeta and Gamzee and their thoughts during it Gamzee Clownie otp

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anyway now that ive fixed the rentry (remade it because i forgot the password) im going to write objectum headcanons about every character you know and love

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Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

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“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

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Was tempted to make a new blog for this but I have enough of a blog problem so welcome to the first segment of

Lore rambles for my Angel AU of my own OCs which I may or may not believe in some capacity? Unsure atm

What if

Eden was alive? What if the garden was created with sentience, made to love you, to provide you with everything you could ever need.

What if you were given two humans to cherish for the rest of time but God gave you a heart that could be hurt, that could be eaten.

What if when it was taken from you God banished your humans from you when your heart should have never been so easy to grasp.

What if you were striped from your home because you chose free will and were forced out of the place that loved you sent out to defend yourself

God wanted his humans to choose sentience but he still made it a punishment and never prepared Eden for what it would be like alone

An empty home, eternal but able to be destroyed without its heart forced to take care of itself and wait for anything to change

Made to love and made to be abandoned

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What if Erik died instead

In headcanon format because I mostly just have a bunch of disconnected thoughts and not really like a plotline

+ Charles couldn't do what Erik did and try to do things his way, and Erik wouldn't have asked him to. Erik's will gives Charles a lot of things, his possessions, an apology, and a confession that he never stopped loving him either, but I don't think it would ask anything of Charles.

+ Charles takes it upon himself to run Genosha with Erik gone, continue it's protection and do his best to treat it with as much care as Erik did.

+ He does his best to meet every mutant that lives there at least once, so he has a starting understanding of what everyone needs.

+ He most likely does eventually pass off the vast majority of the xmen responsibilities to someone else, but with Scott and Jean having a baby, it's probably more of a team effort that he checks on and always answers the phone for. Running the xmen and a country while grieving is a lot for one man and he wouldn't have waited a year to do so.

+ I like to think he would eventually have a council helping him run Genosha as well after a few years. Partially because he is old and doesn't want to leave Genosha suddenly without leadership and two.

+ He could start a real school, like one with different buildings for science, art, literature, history, get proper teachers since there are just so many more mutants here than in his old school.

+ Every success he has for Genosha makes him miss Erik more, wishing he could share the council, the school, fuck with Charles running it probably celebrate with him that the country is on it's way to becoming a recognised country. But he can't, everything he does is in honor of someone he loved and can never see again.

+ No matter how much joy he should get because of the progress made for mankind just makes him wish he would have tried harder to reach out to Erik, to find a middle ground with him, anything to have spent more time with him.

+ There becomes a point in his last years where he is only continuing because he hopes he is making Erik proud whenever he is, and more than anything, can't wait to see him again. He does a great job of hiding this from most, but his xmen know he is grieving and promise him that they will do their best to live for both of them.

+ Things go better, Charles is a broken man but at least he goes out surrounded by those he loves in Erik's home on Genosha.

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Colossus Kisscanons

I genuinely don't know why I'm doing him next he wasn't even on my to do list I just got inspired (I've only ever seen him in deadpool 2 I'm sorry)

+ Kisses might be one of his favorite ways to receive affection just because he finds it amusing how much you want to kiss metal but he's happy for it

+ Laughs very softly at kiss attacks and will hold you so gently afterwards will foreheads resting against each other

+ Likes all face kisses the most, lip, cheek, forehead etc classic kiss spots and will always get a sweet smile from him

+ Doesn't mind but thinks hand kisses are kind of weird he won't stop you but he will just look at you like ??

+ Will never admit to you how much he loves body kisses, up his arms, his chest, against his metal spine he gets so flustered and tells you to quit it and even if it's completely innocent he will tell you not to do such lewd things in public and gently shove you away from him. He simply just can't think anymore after them.

+ Is against friend kisses he just doesn't think friends should kiss it doesn't make sense to him to kiss people he isn't in some sort of partnership with crying sobbing

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the fandom page of the rentry now acts as an archive you can click any blue fandom and be taken to a page with links to things that have been written for it

edit also added a couple fandoms i forgot about

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I'm back and starting at my roots Remy Lebeau kisscanons

+ His favorite kisses are hand kisses, both giving and receiving it. It doesn't matter if it's a lift the hand and kiss the knuckles or gently turning his head to his kiss the hand holding his face.

+ He does still enjoy a good lip kiss, but there is a high chance he will do something silly. Kiss then blow into your mouth, gently bite your nose etc.

+ He loves the dramatics and won't ruin a kiss where he dips you down but might make fun of your surprise if he caught you off guard

+ Absolutely loves waking up his partner or being woken up by his partner with a kiss attack. Just many speedy kisses all over the face and neck.

+ Will always kiss you in the middle of battle if you ask, even if it would be a bit dangerous to do so, he doesn't want to disappoint ya.

+ A kiss will always brighten his day, even if only a little bit. If he is sad, a kiss will guarantee he is a little less sad he mostly just likes the reminder that you are there and he isn't alone.

+ Will kiss you even if you are greasy, covered in blood, dirt, ash or whatever and even if it does taste bad he will smile like he doesn't even notice because the joy he gets from kissing you far exceeds any discomfort from having sand in his mouth.

+ Idk go kiss this man /threat

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Rentry

Just looks nicer having things like this rather than shoved on to a single post it has the about requests and fandom list

Requests: Open

and if you read nothing else please leave comments

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Gamzee & Karkat

[Plain text: Gamzee & Karkat]

These two are tragic. They care about each other, but in the world they were in, they weren't made for each other.

Gamzee was never in a mental position to be able to really help other people. Lil cal, no lusus, the pie. People either treated him high a mighty (Equius), with fear (Karkat & Tavros) or like shit (all of them minus Tavros I think.) They just shrugged off his addiction as that just being his personality. He needed help, likely help none of them could have provided, but they still could have been there for him. There is nothing wrong with needing more help than what you can mentally or physically give, but none of the trolls were really in the position to be able to do that for him. At best, they could have tried to help him get professional help if that even existed on alternia, and maybe as they all got older, they would have gotten him that help. However, the game would never allow them that growth he had to get through that with all his preexisting issues and get to deal with the struggle of being cut off completely unready which if you know anything about addiction is really bad. The game and doc scratch really did everything they could to make him a rage player and gave him none of the tools to become a healthy, stable rage player. In the canon story he really never stood a chance and that's so tragic to me.

On the other side of this ship is Karkat, who has spent his entire life afraid. He doesn't trust anyone, and his desire to attempt to help everyone, but especially highbloods, is probably influenced by that fear. He keeps avoiding his own problems, claiming he'll be a great government hero, so maybe he has a chance at living. His friends probably could have helped him survive if Condy wasn't receiving power from Lord English. Maybe Feferi could have stood a chance once she became an adult. Or even using technology to get him clothes that help mask his heat signature. I understand why he didn't, but I feel like he stood slightly better chance at his friends being able to help him if they were cool about it.

Specifically with his relationship to Gamzee, as long as he stayed afraid, it would never work out, and as a kid, he just assumed Gamzee was an idiot and not someone who needed help. Thought he was easy to deal with, annoying, passive idiot. I feel if he wasn't worried about dying every moment of every day he might have actually noticed what Gamzee was doing to himself and the harm it was causing the the aura of sadness that Gamzee accidentally slips through sometimes whenever people talk shit about him.

This is again just a ship that never stood a chance with the game in place, and doc scratches adjustments. I love them. I do. I believe in a hundred different worlds as they grow together, they find a balance. Karkat helping him and Gamzee protect him, but I don't think it would get better till they were at least 25. Both adults, have several years of therapy under their belt and being part of each others support system. (and maybe when they feel like it making out idk) I think the best thing for them the best trope per say is childhood friends that have a big falling out and meet each other years later and reconnect both nervous but genuinely missing each other despite their troubled past relationship so happy to see how far the other has gone.

We ship them both flushed, pale, both and fluctuating. We love our sad little gay men. They had no hope in HS tho.

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Rose & Kanaya

[Plain text: Rose & Kanaya]

So after the last one, I don't have as much to say on this one. Rose and Kanaya are a wonderful relationship, however. I think hussie is a pussy. From what I recall, none of the humans really explore alternian relationships, and you can not look me in the eyes and tell me Rose wouldn't get into a quadrant with someone outside of Matesprites. In this essay, not essay, I will try to convince you that Rose and Kanaya should have been kismesis. My reasoning is simply that they had so much fun with their word games and trying to outwit and insult each other. I think they would still be affectionate but hateful affection. Constantly trying to one up each other in everything, including affection. Oh, you made me breakfast? Well, I got you your favorite latte from the shop across town with the half-hour wait times, so clearly of the two of us, I'm superior. They would absolutely fight as well magic vs. chainsaw and then try to again one up each other in patching each other up. Embarrassing each other at every opportunity. They wouldn't be a textbook alternian kismesis, but they would be a healthy one with only the occasional game going too far. They would be insufferable to be around, and I love them. Please see my vision.

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Vriska & Terezi

[Plain Text: Vriska & Terezi]

When I first got into homestuck at 15 I was filled with so much hatred towards Vriska and this ship. People genuinely saying Vriska was without flaw and this relationship was healthy goals just infuriated us for some reason. Like we love flawed characters and awful fictional relationships because they are interesting to read! However, just at least back then, I could never find people who actually portrayed them with their flaws. They always just sanded them off.

However, now adays, it's just mildy annoying, and I can enjoy this fuckery. Both of these characters are flawed, and their relationship actively harms both of them, and that's interesting! It's tragic, it's fun, it's awful and beautiful! These girls ruin their own lives, each other's lives, and the lives of those around them in a horrid dance.

Terezi is entirely codependent on Vriska, even after her friends are hurt and killed and she is blinded by Vriska she hesitates at stopping her from causing more harm. Terezi is alone in a forest without a real lusus and I'd bet money Vriska was her first friend and first person to show interest in her so the idea of losing her is devastating. Even after all the things she does in game playing a part in the end of everything because Vriska wanted to be the hero and still spending the rest of her life looking for her. She seems incapable of getting as close with others as she is with Vriska. Mild friendships with bullying and games but never talking deeper and getting into a different toxic relationship with Gamzee.

Vriska. Where do you start. She was raised by one of the worst lusus, if not the worst. (Feferi's sucks but seemed to not give a shit as long as she was fed) Vriska, I'm sure since she exited grub form, he was forced to kill other children to feed her lusus. Befriended someone who idolized her, some asshole fish, some cute boy she was convinced was going to die without her help. She both thinks she is the most important person in the world and the worst if she is not constantly proving how cool she is. Kids with good self-esteem don't create a villain to kill to become the hero. She knows all her friends hate her or are angry with her, and this was a chance to change that. Even then, when she did become better, it was in a gross relationship with Meenah and then abandoned when she wasn't fun anymore.

These two kids are so incredibly fucked from start til finish. They never really get better or have an end to their story. Vriska is never seen again and never gets her starlight and praise that she worked so hard to get, and Terezi keeps looking for her when she might not even be out there anymore unintentionally ignoring all of her friends that are back on earth. They don't get their happy ending.

I would love for them to, though. My favorite ship flavor is probably moirails for them. For them to have each others back and work towards happiness and healing together and getting their chaos out in constructive ways that doesn't get them or the people they care about hurt. Feelings jams where they don't feel the need to impress each other anymore. No more trying to seem perfect and cool just talking about how fucked up everything was and how they're hurt each other without the fear the other would call them a loser anymore. They have such potential for hurt/comfort and a moirail slowburn just imagine it with me for just a moment.

I want them to have fun and I don't want them to change completely I just want them to heal and learn how to be a version of themselves that they can be happy with and doesn't get them justly killed. Is that too much to ask for?