the “real carpeted basement” strictly apothecarious activities
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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"it's okay, i can peel back the layers of you until i find the soft and gentle core of you you've had to work so hard to hide"? no. no, it's okay, i know you're hollow; i'm here anyway. you don't have to pretend it isn't masks the whole way down. whatever face you want to wear, i still love you. i don't need you to be good or unflinching or the antonym of violence. if i did, i wouldn't be here. i wouldn't ask that of you.
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i appreciate horses the same way i appreciate the collection of gray rothkos
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this is my son i call him bilk he contains multitudes
A fluffy, snuggly silkworm moth (Bombyx mori)🤍

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“LIFE DRAGGING YOU DOWN?”
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taylor swift: she was the piss on the carpet / I was the floor's poo / she would always be his number one / while I was the number two / little did we know / he would flush us both
white women who have lizzo blocked on twitter: I'm SOBBINHG. the METAPHORS. did she know she would define a generation with this? 😭😭😭
gayboys who own every switch pokemon game: agsshdjdkdakh no okay but why is this better than everything on the radio for the past ten years 😭 THIS ICONNNNN. EVERYBODY SHUT UP I'M IN MY FLUSHING ERA 📢📢
asian giant hornet in a japanese honeybee nest:

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Call her a flashbang the way I um. She. Um. Sorry guys it’s a bit embarrassing
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not romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (drawn on the same layer)
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mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty
mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]
mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming
mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....
mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities
mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday
mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄
mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO
mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album
mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats
mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....
mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it
mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan
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Artist tries to draw a catgirl scaled proportionately with the prevalence of catgirl-themed Tumblr blogs whose titles mention each body part and ends up with one of those sensory homunculus things.
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they call me “grant penis” for a reason,. oh you want to know? heh. it’s a long story. *drags on xifgarette*
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i was about to purchase the “sexjorts.gay” web domain for 12.98 dollars and before i could click Check Out god reached down from the heavens and closed the tab and i think he’s setting up an express order for me to go straight to hell once i die
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i have the "i dont want to be this kind of animal anymore" thought to myself multiple times a day
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