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Ah shit my bowling team has unionized

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This game is fun but I fucking hate the wheel of fortune

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New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

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just checked. chordioid is still a game where you press the buttons

women love throwing random stuff from other RPG subgenres into their rhythm-JRPGs

anyway here's Saving Throws in CHORDIOID

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hello chat! chordioid discord just dropped. come hang out

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You've been isekai'd into a fictional setting. Spin this wheel to find out which one.

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Last night my partner dreamed that Jimmy Carter gave a public address to announce that Joe Biden was transgender. Today Jimmy Carter died. Wonders never cease

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the way homestuck did its clouds...

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The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define 'balmy'

Balmy means "pleasantly warm."

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.

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CHORDIOID: First Breath - THE BURNOUT UPDATE

First Breath's received its first big patch! The BURNOUT update largely focuses on balancing the battle system, introducing new mechanics that make you keep your head in the game, as well as addressing a ton of bugs and Quality of Life issues!

Check the full patch notes on Steam:

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CHORDIOID First Breath v1.1

hello chat. chordioid first breath v1.1 just dropped. i'm not doing a whole fucking changelog post again go check it out in the steam announcement

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is sam trans? I don't think its ever started in game (at least not in the demo) but she just sort of had that vibe about her. also theres the fact that the other 2 party members have some sort of gender going on.

i always imagined sam as the token cis woman of the group, but it's a valid interpretation. my idea of sam has shifted a lot over the past couple years, but as it stands i don't really plan on touching on her gender in the story. cal's definitely become the primary vessel for Gender Angst as the game's taken shape and their baggage is something i feel much more confident in tackling

i do think it's really funny that i apparently just ambiently infuse transness into even the most cisgender-coded protagonist i try to write though. world where gay is the norm and straight the minority

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has anyone noticed that to clean smth u often have to get smth else dirty

massively fucked up

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yall hear about this?

HELLO i keep forgetting to post here

chordioid: first breath demo out now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go play it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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excuse me but do you have a list of tracks that are referenced in Flare (Space to Breathe Mix)? cause I noticed the Eternity Served Cold and Even in Death, but I'm not sure if there's any other track references in there

i think you've pretty much got it, yeah! the rest is either just Flare or original melodic stuff

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word on the street is that the bachelor will let you play games on his phone for a couple of bullets and an egg